Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Posted April 6, 2002 Report Posted April 6, 2002 Yeah, I think she called Rick Steiner by his real name (Rob). I think she corrects herself after too.
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 What? WHAT? I can't believe that nobody has brought up...SCOTT STEINER! He had a UNIVERSE of classic bad lines. "Perry Saturn, there's two kinds from Texas: Steers and Queers. Now You ain't from texas, and I don't see no horns, so you must be a little..." "And she'll tell me...who's the daddy!" "Mesmermized" "Phamonomon" I think the site is still up, too. Go to www.thestink.com/index.html ...it's like the total Scott Steiner Quote and soundbite archive. Scott Steiner is like the patron saint of bad english and "what the hell?" moments on the microphone. I can't believe nobody else has weighed in with a bucnh of Steinerisms yet...
Guest Redhawk Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 These are just a few Scott Steiner quotes. And sadly, this is just from the last month of Nitros: First, we have this *horrible* exchange between Steiner, DDP, and Booker T: Steiner: "Hey Page, I'm sorry, all you white trash blend in so well, can you do some jumping jacks or sonethin'? I can't see you!" DDP: "I can see you fine, super geek - people like you really SUCK - and I - and I mean, REALLY *SUCK*! Cat got your tongue?" Booker: "Yo, Steiner - you made your bed - why don't you lie in it? Who's it gonna be - me or DDP?" Now here's Scott talking about what his brother was gonna do to DDP: "But he's not only gonna pin you, he's gonna torture you enough so you make it to Sunday." Here's Scott after he retired Nash: "You put your hands on my freak - nobody touches my freak! So sleep with one eye open, because I'm not through with you yet. But you're in the past, you're history." (So is Nash history or is he not done with him? Make up your mind, Scott.)
Guest DARRYLXWF Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 I think it was Starrcade 1990, when about half a dozen Black Scorpians came to the ring, and a flying saw descended onto the ramp, with the REAL one emerging from it. He says something like (in a real EVIL voice) "The Black Scorpians you see before me are merely messengers, for there is only ONE TRUE BLACK SCORPIAN...AND IT IS I! MHAWAAWAWAWAWAW" .....Alrighty then.
Guest HartFan86 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Does anyone remember when Steiner started "BAAAH"ing like a lamb in the late days of WCW? That was priceless.
Guest hardyz1 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Heyman: JR, you want some Kool-Aid? Okerlund's "Blow it out your ass" to Jarrett has to be my favorite.
Guest HartFan86 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Okerlund was a RIOT in WCW late days. I loved WCW, lol.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 To whoever asked, the woman that was with Booker T in 99-2000 was Midnight.
Guest Dr Flintlock Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 I always liked Okerlund's "Put that cigarette out!" at the Royal Rumble 92, after Flair won. Also, there was a particularly underwhelming promo cut by the Rock on an older RAW during his 2000 feud with Benoit. "You think you're BETTER, Benoit? Well...uhh...you're WRONG. And The Rock says...duh...uh...Jesus...just bring it! The Rock says just bring it!" The worst Rock promo since the blue chipper days.
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Stephanie to Freddie Blassie: "Just like the WWF...soon you're both gonna die!!!" Not the exact quote but...oh Steph...why? The best part about it was Freddie's reaction to it.. He just kinda sat there, looking off into space as if he didn't even hear what Steph said. Thus the "WHAT?!" phenomenon began...
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Then there's also Heyman's... Paul E.: He's not just any kind of Rhyno, he's a SMART Rhyno! uh...huh....
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Heenan:"that was like two trains colliding." Dusty Rhodes(seconds later);"like two...uh...amtracks collidin."
Guest Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 i just watched survivor series....man... (after trish wins women's title) JR: well, she came in the back door, and i bet you'd like that woudn't you paul? OUCH. He does those comments because he hates Heyman right? .Mick Foley, you aren't going through the Spanish announce table. The Rock is putting your ass directly thought the English announce table. Then, he's gonna go down the Rock's row. English announce table. Spanish announce table. French announce table. Ho Chi Ming Pow Chinese announce table." I remember Rock making fun of Asian people a couple of other times too and even as a face. Im suprised the WWF hasnt gotten calls from Asian antidefamination groups or anything. Not sure of this but I think I recall Tank Abbot holding a knife to someones throat on a WCW ppv and screaming out "I could Fucking Kill you" I remember that. Jesus, did they ever get the camera off of him quick after that. Probably because if they knew anything about Tank, he probably half-meant what he said. Why do you say that? I dont remeber any 'Violent Tank' stories during his WCW career. I can't believe I forgot this one. Steve Blackman's classic catchphrase that helped create an empire. The only thing better than dumb idiot or I'll eat your lunch. I give you "It's party time!" Indeed, Lethal Weapon, indeed. Who said the dumb idiot and eat your lunch ones? "Look at the lack of concern on Helen's face! They (Stu & Helen) always hated Owen" - Jerry Lawler, WM 13How is that a bad quote? Ghast: the muscular black chick. Yolando? Laqueefa? Generica? No idea on the name. Sharmell? Is that who you mean by the mic girl?
Guest Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 I remember a promo by Jim Cornette in which he stated that Yokozuna was going to eat Bret Hart.
Guest Vyce Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Why do you say that? I dont remeber any 'Violent Tank' stories during his WCW career. I'm referring to his personality in general, but if you want to pinpoint, I'd say refer to his UFC days, where Tank had a bad habit of mouthing off to people. He said something which apparently made Ken Shamrock go nuts and want to kick his ass. Tank's an intense guy (i.e. potentially unstable). I kind of think he at least meant what he said when he pulled the knife.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Ghast: the muscular black chick. Yolando? Laqueefa? Generica? No idea on the name. Sharmell? Is that who you mean by the mic girl? I answered this already, it was Midnight, his supposed "sister".
Guest Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 "We listen to the fans."--Vincent K. McMahon, 2/17/02 ???
Guest Some Guy Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 I was just watching BATB 95 last night (don't ask) and Booker T kept yelling at the very quiet fans (the show was free and actually on a beach in Cali, it sucks BTW) "Shut up you stupid idiots". "Stupid Idiots", come on Booker, that's just redundant. Why not call them "Big dumbhead morons", that would have gotten you over with a crowd that couldn't have cared less.
Guest Luke Argyle Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Don't recall the setting, but a bunch of workers were cutting a promo on the ramp in WCW, circa 2000 or so. Terry Funk was in the ring and the group was talking to him. Bret Hart cut one of the worst promo's I've ever heard. To paraphrase: "Terry Funk, you're stupid. And old. And nobody likes you 'cause you're stupid and old." It was brutal, but the best was next. Scott Steiner gets the stick and basically says: "Terry Funk, you old son of a *BLEEEEEEEP*" The beep lasted for what seemed like days as Stiener kept talking and saying God knows what horrible babble. It was hilarious.
Guest JAxlMorrison Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 One of the worst I have ever heard was at a WWF house show I attended here in Philly. X-pac had just been cost a match against Billy Gunn (I think) after Chyna came in and low blowed him. And Waltman, who was surely valedictorian of his high school grabs the stick and blurts out this gem. "Chyna, you jacked up bitch. You think you can come in this ring and cost me my match and hit me in the nuts.....well I am gonna come backstage right now and I'm gonna.....um.....HIT YOU IN THE NUTS!"
Guest godthedog Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Bret Hart cut one of the worst promo's I've ever heard. To paraphrase: "Terry Funk, you're stupid. And old. And nobody likes you 'cause you're stupid and old." give the poor guy a little credit for at least being able to string sentences together, he was working through a fresh concussion that would end his career.
Guest Nater Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Steiner and the Cat were pure gold. Its great to see when the solid mic workers mess up though.. like when Austin does his gremlin smile to avoid the full on barrel of laughs.
Guest Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Not sure of this but I think I recall Tank Abbot holding a knife to someones throat on a WCW ppv and screaming out "I could Fucking Kill you" I remember that. Jesus, did they ever get the camera off of him quick after that. Probably because if they knew anything about Tank, he probably half-meant what he said. I remember that. He said that to "Big Al" (911) during either Fall Brawl or Halloween Havoc 1999. Another WCW Hall of Fame moment. Joe P.
Guest JHawk Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 My all-time favorite quote (although not necessarily a bad quote) was when the Steve Corino-Taz(z) feud had started in ECW. They're in the Madhouse of Extreme in Queens, and Taz drops an f-bomb. Corino: Fine Taz, why don't you go ahead and swear? Taz: OK. F{minute long bleep}! These guys were awesome in ECW. And now Tazz is relegated to doing his oldtime wrestling voice. EH-eh!
Guest treble charged Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 I forgot about this one earlier and I don't know if it's been mentioned yet, so here goes: I think it was the night after Halloween Havoc 1998, Mean Gene is in the ring with Flair, Malenko, Benoit, and Anderson (Mongo is not there). Gene: I'm here with the 4 Horsemen. I can't help but notice that there's only 4 of you here tonight.
Guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 When Jeff Jarrett once had had to team with Mona aka Molly Holly is WCW he called here a blonde slapnut. Umm whatever Jeff!
Guest crandamaniac Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 On an old episode of raw, D'Lo is going for the Lo Down, and JR said this line that i'll never forget. "WHO'S YOUR DADDY D'LO!"
Guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 Latst Night: X-pac was about to fight Kain, and he went alone. Hall says"David vs Goliath, nash responds with "Danny Padilla".
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 9, 2002 Report Posted April 9, 2002 Who's Danny Padilla? Dames - He's Infamous
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