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I was just showing you guys how we used to flame, back in the old days or TSM/Smarks.com. When men were men, and Wrestleline was king.

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I was just showing you guys how we used to flame, back in the old days or TSM/Smarks.com. When men were men, and Wrestleline was king.

I miss wrestleline.

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I was just showing you guys how we used to flame, back in the old days or TSM/Smarks.com. When men were men, and Wrestleline was king.

Wow, how sad were all of you back in the day? God, this is the BEST you got? I weep for you.

I'm an embarrassment to the concept of a bipedal, carbon based lifeform?

Yes, No small feat. But you pull it off with remarkable aplomb.

But I think your confusion stems from the stress you're under. And who can blame you, honestly? If everyone on a message board of this size came out of the woodworks to let me know how big of an ignorant, ass-backwards, racist, Republi-dick sucking, gay spinster monkey I was, without a single soul speaking out in my defense, I'd be upset too. You're so bogged down with that your brain has turned to shit, and you can't distinguish "BX" from "Kyliejunge" anymore.

As if I give two damns about the differences between you and Kylie. A dick is a dick. I do fint it ironic that you decide to use homophobia in bashing me about my prejudices.

 

Do you think I need people speaking out in my defense? What is this, high school all over? You got your "crew" who has your "back"?

 

I will say this much: Unlike anybody here, there is nothing I've said here that I would not say to you if I was standing right in front of you. Not a word I wouldn't utter directly to your face.

 

You use the anonymity of the internet to simply express the dick you are. Kudos to you. I guess it makes up for you being castrated at a young age.

You got me there, seriously. I mean it. It takes a lot from a man, a man who has overcome being dropped on his head into a vat of lead-based paint chips at the tender age of 3 1/2 weeks, to call out another for living a life of utter insignificance.

Again, biographical stories are so not needed. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, but if lead-based paint chips were a major part of your childhood, it does explain a lot.

Perhaps I should find a woman, a woman who will love me for what I am, and whip my ass daily for it. I won't even try to reason with her, or leave. I'll just let her wail on me until I can make something out of myself.

Nah, You'd probably kick the hell out of her, because I don't see beating up women being a serious issue for you. But, hey, I'm sure your life is full beyond words.

Nice work on explaining why troll boy

For you --- I'll do it monosyllabically:

 

You no smart. You dumb. Your posts dumb. You make no sense. You bitch and moan due to you being dumb.

 

If it'll help, I'll start misspelling words, so you can feel more at home.

-=Mike

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I was just showing you guys how we used to flame, back in the old days or TSM/Smarks.com. When men were men, and Wrestleline was king.

I miss wrestleline.

Hell, I used to write for them.

-=Mike

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I kind of miss those days. When I first stepped into smarkhood. I was actually around on one of the older boards. Downhome introduced me to it, I think.

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For you --- I'll do it monosyllabically:

 

You no smart. You dumb. Your posts dumb. You make no sense. You bitch and moan due to you being dumb.

 

If it'll help, I'll start misspelling words, so you can feel more at home.

-=Mike

Yay! You made some childish insults which still explain exactly fuck all.

 

Thus far your point is

 

"You suck because you're dumb"

"Why am I dumb?"

"Because you suck"

 

If I was making a bunch of spelling mistakes I could see the point in the last dig, as it is I kinda can't.

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For you --- I'll do it monosyllabically:

 

You no smart. You dumb. Your posts dumb. You make no sense. You bitch and moan due to you being dumb.

 

If it'll help, I'll start misspelling words, so you can feel more at home.

              -=Mike

Yay! You made some childish insults which still explain exactly fuck all.

 

Thus far your point is

 

"You suck because you're dumb"

"Why am I dumb?"

"Because you suck"

 

If I was making a bunch of spelling mistakes I could see the point in the last dig, as it is I kinda can't.

Well, I make childish insults because I can imagine the pain of the solitude you must face, being the only one doing it.

 

I wish I knew why you were dumb. Was it poor rearing by your parents? Bad schooling? Genetic defects? Repeated head trauma? I have numerous theories --- but none I wish to pursue as, well, I find you rather tedious.

 

If I had the desire, I'd start a poll --- but I don't really care.

-=Mike

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As if I give two damns about the differences between you and Kylie. A dick is a dick.

Whore.

Nah.

 

I'm more of a slut.

-=Mike

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I'm about to burn a picture of Ronald Reagan.

 

That should make him care.

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Guest HungryJack

y'know.....

"being" has two syllables....

 

 

I'm surprised no one else has noted that.

 

 

FOR SHAME!

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Guest Rob Edwards

For you --- I'll do it monosyllabically:

 

You no smart. You dumb. Your posts dumb. You make no sense. You bitch and moan due to you being dumb.

 

If it'll help, I'll start misspelling words, so you can feel more at home.

              -=Mike

Yay! You made some childish insults which still explain exactly fuck all.

 

Thus far your point is

 

"You suck because you're dumb"

"Why am I dumb?"

"Because you suck"

 

If I was making a bunch of spelling mistakes I could see the point in the last dig, as it is I kinda can't.

Well, I make childish insults because I can imagine the pain of the solitude you must face, being the only one doing it.

 

I wish I knew why you were dumb. Was it poor rearing by your parents? Bad schooling? Genetic defects? Repeated head trauma? I have numerous theories --- but none I wish to pursue as, well, I find you rather tedious.

 

If I had the desire, I'd start a poll --- but I don't really care.

-=Mike

Yet you don't find coming out with the same insult in a slightly different variation every post tedious?

 

Interesting

 

As long as noone ever calls on you to do something creative you'll be fine Mike :)

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