Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted May 19, 2004 I got this from another board. That it was quite funny, from both sides of the table... "Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. Michael Moore witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. Michael Moore began entering data into his laptop as part of his next Bush attack, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal." "But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry," replied Moore. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, Moore begins again, "John Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack." "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. Moore says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you support?" "I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says. Hitting the delete key, Moore begins again: "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2004 Meh...... This joke lacks the typical "Moore is fat and eats lots of food" sentiment. Perhaps his fingers were so fat that they smushed more than one key at a time on his computer? Come on, so much more could have been done.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2004 Leave the Mikey Moore jokes to the professionals... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2004 (thumbs down) Conservatives just aren't good at being funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted May 19, 2004 I'm liberal and I can't stand Moore- and your joke still licks ballsack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2004 there are so many variations of the joke that its not funny anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 19, 2004 What's more pathetic and passe? Scott Keith jokes or Moore Jokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted May 20, 2004 What's more pathetic and passe? How about no sense of humour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 20, 2004 that was really unfunny and predictable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 20, 2004 What's more pathetic and passe? How about no sense of humour? horrible shitty fat jokes pass for humor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted May 20, 2004 What's more pathetic and passe? How about no sense of humour? horrible shitty fat jokes pass for humor? No fat joke in my post. But, I didn't write it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Jokes about Michael Moore aren't needed. Just post a picture. There's your joke. See? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Well, if he can't get his next picture released, I bet SeaWorld would hire him in an instant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Jokes about Michael Moore aren't needed. Just post a picture. There's your joke. See? Now THAT'S comedy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 I find the idea of a bunch of people on a wrestling board pointing out the physical foibles of someone else (obesity especially) to be even funnier than all of the fat jokes in the world combined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 I find the idea of a bunch of people on a wrestling board pointing out the physical foibles of someone else (obesity especially) to be even funnier than all of the fat jokes in the world combined. lol -- good point. October Blood, you lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted May 20, 2004 "I find the idea of a bunch of people on a wrestling board pointing out the physical foibles of someone else (obesity especially) to be even funnier than all of the fat jokes in the world combined. " Are you saying everyone on a message board is fat? Or somehow people who post on message boards should be viewed as a lower person in life? Huh? I don't get it. "October Blood, you lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it..." Not my joke. So I could care less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2004 Doesn't matter. You brought the joke here, hence you get the lashing. Now take my Indy hat damnit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro101 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2004 I like the joke because I'm a Rockets fan! GO YAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 21, 2004 I find the idea of a bunch of people on a wrestling board pointing out the physical foibles of someone else (obesity especially) to be even funnier than all of the fat jokes in the world combined. It's not like you can miss how large he is... Heck, it's not like you can miss ANYTHING involving him. -=Mike ...Inside every fat man, there is a skinny man trying to get out. In Moore's case, it's because he ate him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2004 Exclusive article from the latest Star: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2004 Just a warning -- You may get told to remove this pic. I once got a threatening PM from Dames for posting a Janet Jackson Super Bowl pic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 21, 2004 Just a warning -- You may get told to remove this pic. I once got a threatening PM from Dames for posting a Janet Jackson Super Bowl pic... How can that chick handle that he has MUCH bigger tits than she has? Hers are probably perkier --- but still, he has the VOLUME! -=Mike ...Moore has got some big ol' man-knockers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
