Look how intense~! this handshake is

[Guest Anglesault]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

AH MY EYES!!!!! IT"S TOO INTENSE~!

[Guest Anglesault]

Why is he all hunched up like that?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I dunno. You tell me, after all you ARE the founding member of the HHH fan Club

[Guest caboose]

He's hunched up because he's trying to control the INTENSITY.

If he loses control it'll be worse than a million Hiroshima's.

All the INTENSITY is only safely unleashed one way,

Using the Knees to attack people.

That's why his knee injury was so career threatening, all Triple H's INTENSITY was leaking.

[Guest Brian]

He worked heel most of the match, he should've just turned.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you're preaching to the converted here, brian

[Guest chirs3]

Like the Mavekick, Triple H's INTENSITY~! must be carefully controlled...

 

... or else...

[Guest Austin3164life]

They both suck.

[Guest]

Great, nice one 'Salt. You freaking fried my motherboard with that picture. It was so damn INTENSE~! that I guess my computer JUST COULDN'T TAKE THE HEAT~!.

[Guest]

That would be the MOST fuckin INTENSE~ picture if The Ultimate Warrior was there.

[Guest Some Guy]

Ahmed Johnson can't hold a candle to the intensity displayed in the pic.  HHH looks cro-magnun.

[Guest caboose]

JR actually called Triple H the most INTENSE champion of all time last night.

[Guest]

See then? Even JR can't deny HHH's undeniable INTENSITY~!

[Guest dreamer420]

was this thread supposed to be funny?

[Guest Anglesault]

was this thread supposed to be funny?

 

Only to people who "get" Hunter's INTENSITY~!

[Guest What?!]

was this thread supposed to be funny?

It got me laughing

[Guest]

Guys these threads have to stop! Otherwise the intensity joke iwll be run into the ground and the fans will smarks won't be popping for it!

[Guest alfdogg]

Not even THE HUMAN WRECKING MACHINE, ZEUS~! was this INTENSE~!

[Guest]

Are you sure Triple H doesn't just need to go to the toilet REALLY bad in that picture?

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Yes, and he's pleading with Hulk to show him the way.

[Guest]

And Hulk doesn't know where the bogs are, because he has a colostomy bag.

 

But he's not going to tell Triple H that, cos he reckons it's worth another job to the intense one...

[Guest crandamaniac]

Like the Mavekick, Triple H's INTENSITY~! must be carefully controlled...

 

... or else...

oh come on now, Triple H's intensity has nothing on the Mavekick.  If Maven just so happens to lose control of his eyebrows (the source of his power), the universe as we know it could be destroyed.

 

 

(by the way, did you used to post over at ign?)

[Guest]

I seem to recall Triple H's intensity blowing away all the tough enough contestants...

[Guest caboose]

I wonder what is more INTENSE, Triple H's Knees or Bret Hart's Mental Delusions?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i didn't see the ABC special. Did Bret make contact? did owen tell him to stop whining?

[Guest]

Bret- "Some of my brothers are jealous of my success and we don't get along well because of it"

 

Yeah, after a statement like that, I'm sure jealousy is why they don't like him.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Did Bret go on another tirade? Where can I read it?

 

Man, Hogan is turning black. Seriously, he's becoming more and more African American by the day.

[Guest chirs3]

Yep, I did post at IGN.

 

I wasn't an original member of Team M.A.V.E.K.I.C.K., but I still am kept awake at nights, sick with worry...

[Guest Anglesault]

Didn't Hunter's INTENSITY~! make one of the contestants quit?