Look how intense~! this handshake is

[Guest crandamaniac]

Didn't Hunter's INTENSITY~! make one of the contestants quit?

Nooooo, he saw first hand the awesome power of the Mavekick and knew he stood no chance.

 

 

Crandamaniac--Fears the Mavekick

 

(sorry Dames lol)

[Guest]

Imagine what would happen if the Mavekick struck HHH's elevated knee?

 

The INTENSE~! backlash would probably open a portal to hell.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Imagine what would happen if the Mavekick struck HHH's elevated knee?

 

The INTENSE~! backlash would probably open a portal to hell.

if that ever happens, then the intensity level would be too much for civilization to handle.  The MAVEKICK must be stopped at all costs!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

What the hell is a Mavekick?

[Guest chirs3]

What the hell is a Mavekick?

 

The single most devestating maneuver known to mankind.

 

It is a kick that could disalign the planets, cause worldwide disease and famine, and drown newborn kittens without breaking a sweat.

 

It has been placed in the hands of young Maven, for he is the only one able to contain its power. The source of Maven's power is his eyebrows.

 

(Or, if you want the simple version, it's his dropkick)

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

That post ruled.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I agree. Best post...ever!

[Guest crandamaniac]

to quote tony schivane (sp?) this is the single most intense handshake in the history of our sport.

 

The single most devestating maneuver known to mankind.

 

 

Your forgetting one move more devastating then this, THE SUPER MAVEKICK.  

 

oh crap, i shouldn't have said that before bed, now i'll never sleep!

[Guest chirs3]

SHHH!

 

They aren't supposed to know about the...

 

*does shifty eyebrows*

 

(whispering) Super MaveKick... (/whispering)

 

Nothing to see here, folks! Move along!

[Guest]

Imagine the WWF stopped other people using the drop kick cos it's mavens signature move...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

That just can't happen. The amount of pressure that a dropkick releases in an arena is vital for everyone's well being. If no one does dropkicks, the pressure released will be built up and the force will be that of 1000 nuclear bombs. If Maven is the only weilder of this kind of responsibility, the effects would be disasterous. Add to that that Maven's left eyebrow alone can weild almost all of that explosive energy. This kind of power cannot be restricted to just one furry browed young man. That's just asking for trouble.

[Guest crandamaniac]

That just can't happen. The amount of pressure that a dropkick releases in an arena is vital for everyone's well being. If no one does dropkicks the pressure released will build up and the force will be that of 1000 nuclear bombs. If Maven is the only weilder of this kind of responsibility, the effects would be disasterous. Add to that that Maven's left eyebrow alone can weild almost all of that explosive energy. This kind of power cannot be restricted to just one furry browed young man. That's just asking for trouble.

exactly! but you must realize that all other dropkicks are just dropkicks.  Nothing can match THE MAVEKICK~!

[Guest]

these posts may be retarded, but christ that is a spectacularly hilarious picture. HHH looks like he had something heavy dropped directly on his head, compressing his spine.

 

Wait...

 

Could it have been.... Hogan's thigh?

 

My god! Not even Maven's feet and HHH's knees combined could withstand it's awesome power!

[Guest TheHulkster]

It was a balmy march day in California when a young Hunter Heart Helmsley would step in the ring, not knowing what was in store for him and his valet Sable. As he stepped into that ring wearing his long rider's jacket and bowing before the audience, he heard the most intense music he had ever heard in his entire life and stood in awe as he watched this roided inferno of intensity run down to the ring like a mad man, huffing and puffing and flexing his gigantic, chemically enchanced, muscles.

The bell finally sounded, after what felt like ages due to the intense one's drawn out, intense prematch ritual. The action was underway as young Hunter threw his entire technical arsenal of knees and pedigrees at this being, finally downing him for a pinfall several seconds into the match. Victory seemed in place as he covered his larger than life shoulders to the mat, but NO! This man kicked out, and not only did he kick out, but he was running in place. It seemed as though Hunter's best shots did not phase him. His opponent shook all of his blows off and hit him with the most intense shoulder block that young Hunter had ever felt. Then, he lifted Hunter up with ease and dropped him the the mat and hitting him with the most intense splash seen this side of King Kong Bundy, pinning young Hunter for the 3 count. Hunter was aghast! Not only did he lose the match, but he lost his valet and was attacked in the back by another intense individual, a man from the wild known as....THE WILDMAN! Young Hunter was at the lowest he had ever been in his short life.

Hunter wondered how he could turn his life around and seeked the guidance of this Intense man who had just destroyed him in the ring at the biggest show of the year. The Intense one agreed to speak with him briefly, so Hunter asked him one question,"How can a young man such as I become intense like you?" This Intense man dug into his gym bag and gave Hunter a magic needle. "Take this and seek the one they call Vince. It will make you the most undestructable force to have ever stepped into the realm of happenstance, SPEAK TO ME WARRIORS!" This man then began trembling with intensity, his neon garb began to glow, as though an ancient force were channeling him. Soon after, he was summoned back to his homeland of Arizona to prepare for his epic rematch with another immortal being who had lost his way.

Hunter stood in his dressing room, staring at this needle that was presented before him. He gave himself a small dosage of the magical potion that was inside and it felt as if the earth below him began to move. Water began coming out of his mouth in a spray. Different body parts began to shrink and grow. His forehead, at one time tall and flat, began to fall over his nose. He then began to tremble, much like the intense one, untill the intensity could be contained no more. He then sought out the one they call Vince. Vince took one look at this man and saw a new begining. The thin, rider's jacket wearing, Hunter of old was now gone. Standing before him was an animal, the new holder of banner intensity. Vince was in awe and promised this new man the world. Thanks to this magical needle, one man had died while another was born. Soon after, all of his mannerisms changed. He began resembling this ancient warrior from long ago. Even the name Hunter was too shallow for a man of such intensity, for he would be placed under a new moniker, the moniker of Triple H.

 

(it's 5am and im fucking bored, so you get this)

[Guest]

Like the Mavekick, Triple H's INTENSITY~! must be carefully controlled...

 

... or else...

oh come on now, Triple H's intensity has nothing on the Mavekick.  If Maven just so happens to lose control of his eyebrows (the source of his power), the universe as we know it could be destroyed.

Dude your steling my gimmick. I should be the only Maven mark.

[Guest chirs3]

You misunderstand us.

 

We don't mark for Maven...

 

WE FEAR MAVEN!

[Guest crandamaniac]

You misunderstand us.

 

We don't mark for Maven...

 

WE FEAR MAVEN!

INDEED~!

 

 

:hides at the thought of the MAVEKICK~!:

 

 

 

oh yeah, Triple H sux!

[Guest]

u kno whats INTENSE.....

 

STEVE BLACKMEN DRUNK!!!!!!!

Its PARTY TIME!!!!

[Guest]

That post about the warrior and HHH was dead funny. Respect.

 

so when does HHH pass on the intense gimmickto Edge?