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Whos a fan of Tequila?

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Tequila always leads to me having a fascination with fire, and a real penchant for battle. Normally when I'm drinking, I'm just a run of the mill surly drunk who doesn't like anyone, but generally won't throw a real determined punch for no reason. I'll clown around and scrap and all that, but Tequila makes me feel ten foot tall and bulletproof. I never touch the stuff to excess anymore, after boxing an entire small fraternity.

Jesus, AoO is just my fucking hero. MAN do we need to hang out at some point.

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I could grace you with the details, but I'm sure you don't want to hear step-by-step on how to have sex with a drunk girl, then throw up on her, then pass out on top of her.

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The frat battle wasn't as cool though. I definitely punched two in the face and kicked a third in the dick, and I flailed and spun for a bit, then someone yelled out "call the cops" and I split. I don't recall why we were fighting, but I was determined to react to my situation.

 

After it happened, I pondered it a bit, and realized that they were probably throwing me out for something, or else I was leaving under my own power, and they decided to pick a fight. I was only there because they were a supposedly "cool" frat, and only had like, 11 gay lovers. There were probably 5 or 6 of them involved in direct combat mode, so it wasn't the entire frathouse, but I was still outnumbered. Got a bloody nose. Not bad.

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I know what doesn't go with tequila, a 1995 Honda Accord........

 

I'll only drink tequila when a certain girl is around because she loves it. Anybody tried Tres Generaciones? That's some damn smooth tequila.

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My brand was always "Imported Tequila." It came in quarts for $4.98

 

If nothing else can be said for it, it was at least better than "Imported Rum."

 

Both of those beat any cheap vodka, though. I'm glad I don't drink any of this crap anymore. Most often it was Captain Morgan, though. Easy stuff to drink.

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