Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Recieved in the mail from a fancam Location: Saitama, Japan This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Fetus on a pole match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Schnellimbiß, Germany... Weighing in at 305 pounds... "Cannibal crossing the Alps" Herrkannibale His opponent... Hailing from Planned Parenthood... Weighing in at 265 pounds... The Abortionist They lock up. The Abortionist puts Herrkannibale in a full nelson. Herrkannibale is valiantly trying to break the hold. Herrkannibale is struggling to reach the ropes. Herrkannibale is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Abortionist lets go after 13 seconds. The Abortionist runs into the ropes. The Abortionist misses with a kick. Herrkannibale goes for a hiptoss, but The Abortionist counters it with a facerake. The Abortionist throws Herrkannibale out of the ring. The Abortionist goes through the ropes. The crowd is booing The Abortionist. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Abortionist executes a thrust kick to the head on Herrkannibale. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Herrkannibale goes for a back suplex, but The Abortionist counters it with a bulldog. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Abortionist gives him a neck snap, but Herrkannibale doesn't budge. The Abortionist hits him with the cup of coffee. The crowd is booing The Abortionist. The Abortionist whips Herrkannibale into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Herrkannibale grabs the cup of coffee from him. Herrkannibale sets up a table. Herrkannibale sets up The Abortionist on the table. Herrkannibale executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Herrkannibale has the crowd going wild. Herrkannibale is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Herrkannibale complains about a slow count. They're brawling inside the ring area. Herrkannibale throws The Abortionist over the guardrail. Herrkannibale hits The Abortionist with a kick to the midsection. Herrkannibale flings The Abortionist over a row of chairs. They're brawling down the aisle. Herrkannibale takes The Abortionist down with a chop. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale is handed a shovel. Herrkannibale hits him with the shovel. The crowd is really behind Herrkannibale. They're brawling down the aisle. Herrkannibale knocks The Abortionist into the arena wall. Herrkannibale hits him with the shovel. The crowd is going crazy. The Abortionist is busted wide open. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Herrkannibale knocks The Abortionist into the stairway. Herrkannibale sets up a table. They're brawling in the back of the arena. The Abortionist nails Herrkannibale with a thrust kick to the head. A fan at ringside badmouths The Abortionist. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The chants for Herrkannibale are deafening. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale locks The Abortionist in a chokehold. The Abortionist is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Abortionist tries to escape the hold. The Abortionist is close to escaping the hold. The Abortionist is writhing in pain. Danny Davis checks The Abortionist's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! The Abortionist fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling up the arena stairway. The Abortionist goes for a guillotine choke, but Herrkannibale blocks it. They're brawling on the first floor. Herrkannibale executes an elbow to the head on The Abortionist. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Herrkannibale nails The Abortionist with a chop. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale throws The Abortionist down to the first floor. The chants for Herrkannibale are deafening. Herrkannibale descends the stairs. Herrkannibale hits The Abortionist with a clothesline. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling down the stairway. Herrkannibale hits an elbowsmash on The Abortionist. They're brawling up the aisle. Herrkannibale goes for a power bomb, but The Abortionist blocks it. The Abortionist flings Herrkannibale over a row of chairs. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling in the back of the arena. They're brawling up the arena stairway. The Abortionist takes Herrkannibale down with a kick to the head. They're brawling on the first floor. The Abortionist goes for a snap suplex, but Herrkannibale counters it with a small package. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Herrkannibale takes a swing at The Abortionist with the screwdriver, but he gets out of the way. The Abortionist snatches the screwdriver from him. The Abortionist hits him with the screwdriver. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Herrkannibale is busted wide open. They're brawling on the first floor. They're brawling on the first floor. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling up the arena stairway. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale hits him with the screwdriver. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. They're brawling on the second floor. Herrkannibale goes for the Last Meal, but The Abortionist counters it with a backdrop. Numerous fans are using The Abortionist for target practice. The Abortionist hits him with the screwdriver. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. They're brawling on the first floor. They're brawling on the first floor. The Abortionist gives him a savate kick, but Herrkannibale doesn't budge. They're brawling on the first floor. The Abortionist throws Herrkannibale down to the first floor. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. The Abortionist descends the stairs. The Abortionist hits him with the screwdriver. They're brawling in the back of the arena. The Abortionist sets up a table. The Abortionist sets up Herrkannibale on the table. The Abortionist executes a splash through the table. The table is broken in half. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. They're brawling up the aisle. The Abortionist goes for a high knee, but Herrkannibale ducks out of the way. Herrkannibale is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Herrkannibale. Herrkannibale is handed brass knuckles. Herrkannibale hits him with the knuckles. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. Herrkannibale is handed the spoon. Herrkannibale hits him with the spoon. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. The Abortionist hits him with the spoon. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling up the aisle. The Abortionist takes Herrkannibale down with a chop. They're brawling behind the guardrail. The Abortionist throws Herrkannibale over the guardrail. The Abortionist executes a high knee on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist reenters the ring. Herrkannibale follows him back in. The Abortionist executes the Infanticide on Herrkannibale. Herrkannibale tries to escape the hold. Herrkannibale summons one last burst of energy. Danny Davis checks Herrkannibale's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Herrkannibale fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds. Herrkannibale whips The Abortionist into the ropes, but The Abortionist reverses it. The Abortionist misses with a clothesline. The Abortionist hits a thumb to the eye on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist tries to climb the pole. The Abortionist is on the second turnbuckle. The Abortionist is on the top turnbuckle. The Abortionist is on his way up the pole. The Abortionist is in grabbing distance. The Abortionist has retrieved the fetus. The Abortionist hits him with the fetus. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Abortionist takes a swing at Herrkannibale with the fetus, but he gets out of the way. Herrkannibale snatches the fetus from him. Herrkannibale hits him with the fetus. Herrkannibale hits a clothesline on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale nails The Abortionist with a side suplex. Herrkannibale runs into the ropes. Herrkannibale uses a clothesline on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale executes a double-axhandle to the back on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale executes a slap on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale whips The Abortionist into the ropes. Herrkannibale uses a hiptoss on The Abortionist. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The crowd is giving Herrkannibale a standing ovation. Herrkannibale whips The Abortionist into the ropes. The Abortionist misses with an elbow. The Abortionist hits a high knee on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist whips Herrkannibale into the ropes. The Abortionist catches Herrkannibale in an armbar submission. Herrkannibale is inching his way towards the ropes. Herrkannibale tries to fight the pain. Herrkannibale submits after 17 seconds. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Abortionist gives him a slap, but Herrkannibale doesn't even care. The Abortionist executes a bodyslam on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Herrkannibale counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd erupts. Herrkannibale pulls his spoon out of his pants. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Herrkannibale goes for a punch, but The Abortionist blocks it. Herrkannibale begs off. The Abortionist hits a slap on Herrkannibale. The Abortionist catches Herrkannibale in an armbar submission. Herrkannibale reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. The Abortionist executes the Alley Way Special on Herrkannibale. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winner is The Abortionist. Time of match: 0:19:00 Fetus on a pole match No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: The Abortionist pinned Herrkannibale after the Alley Way Special in 0:19:00. Rating: -** 1/4 -- Returning soon to WWW: The Abortionist (Herrkannibale, or "Mr. Cannibal", could always show up too) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 What was the video quality on the fancam? Anything less than VG spells disaster for the WWW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 The copy I receivd was sent was taped over a copy of Peter and Lois' wedding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 The Abortionist sorta went 'underground'. But the quality of World's Worst Wrestling DVDs rocks. Disc #1 is "Kevin Nash - Big Sexy, the Giant Killer" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
