Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 [We fade to the back where we see John Bradshaw Layfield getting out of a white limo (white? hhhmmmm). Bradshaw is confronted by Sexual Harris-ment.] Ron or Don Harris - We heard what you did in Germany. The other one - and we're proud of you. John Bradshaw Layfield - Um.. thanks The first one - It's about time we had more Nazis in the industry John Bradshaw Layfield - Let me tell you this, I wouldn't have been good enough to start a revolution in a beer hall, I would be a bit preoccupied. Ok guys, cya. [Layfield walks off, nervously smiling as we cut to the arena] "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Dance and the stuff and all of that" "Fast as a normal cat" "Presented with some class" "WWW! IS A THORN.. IN YOUR ASS!" -- tonight's card: ELIMINATION MATCH: The Outsiders and Rey Mysterio Jr v. John Bradshaw Layfield, Jake Roberts and Shawn Stasiak WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE TOURNAMENT 1) Bestia Salvaje - BYE 8) Jake Roberts v. 9) Cochese 4) Jerry Flynn v. 13) Kane 5) Ron Harris v. 12) X-Pac 6) Animal v. 11) The Beheader 3) Lex Luger v. 14) Scott Hall 7) Todd v. 10) ReBorne 2) I Robot - BYE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr and Scorpio Jr) v. Los Immigrantes (El Dandy and Silver King) FOR THE #1 SEED IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE TOURNAMENT: Bestia Salvaje v. Jim Duggan FOR THE #2 SEED IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE TOURNAMENT: I Robot v. Rob Van Dam Juggalo Jackson v. Dean Malenko Sadam v. Paul London The Abortionist v. Barry Horowitz -- Triple H has threatening words for Sting and Scott Hall. -- Meanwhile, the Abortionist gets ready in the back Barry Horowitz executes the Horowitz Roll-Up on The Abortionist. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Barry Horowitz goes for a bodyslam, but The Abortionist blocks it. The Abortionist executes the Infanticide on Barry Horowitz. Barry Horowitz is writhing in pain. Barry Horowitz submits after 10 seconds. The cheers for The Abortionist are drowning out the boos. The winner is The Abortionist. Time of match: 0:05:49 The Abortionist made Barry Horowitz submit to the Infanticide in 0:05:49. Rating: -3/4* Rob Van Dam. Dood. They lock up. Rob Van Dam hits a forward rolling fallaway slam on I Robot. Rob Van Dam is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rob Van Dam goes for a springboard moonsault, but I Robot rolls out of the way. I Robot flexes his muscles. I Robot is starting to get under the crowd's skin. I Robot puts Rob Van Dam in a bearhug. Rob Van Dam reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. I Robot runs into the ropes. I Robot uses a clothesline on Rob Van Dam. I Robot goes for a powerslam, but Rob Van Dam counters it with a lariat. The crowd is cheering on Rob Van Dam. In turn, I Robot counters it with a duck-down move. I Robot goes for a power bomb, but Rob Van Dam counters it with a rana. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is really behind Rob Van Dam. The winner is Rob Van Dam. Time of match: 0:00:50 Rob Van Dam pinned I Robot after a rana in 0:00:50. Rating: -1/4* Meanwhile, the Robot is met in the back by some men. Jake Roberts is quite stoic and all that about Cochese, the title and Scott Hall Jake Roberts pinned Cochese with the DDT in 0:01:58. Rating: * 1/4 Jerry Lynn ran down to the ring during the match, hitting Kane with a chair and allowing for Jerry Flynn to beat Kane. Jerry Flynn pinned Kane after a savate kick in 0:08:44. Rating: * 3/4 The Axis of Evil vows to finish off Animal. Animal pinned Sabu the Beheader after a power bomb in 0:04:39. Rating: -1/2* Scott Hall takes a survey, and we're here to see the nWo. Lex Luger made Scott Hall submit to the torture rack in 0:04:13. Rating: 1/4* Then, after that.. the lights go out and a creepy voice invites Triple H to the rafters to try and find Sting. Sexual Harris-ment congratulates John Bradshaw Layfield on his awakening. X-Pac pinned Ron Harris with the X-Factor in 0:06:29. Rating: 3/4* After the match, Both Harris brothers beat on X-Pac, Kane tries to come down, but is stopped by Jerry Lynn and Chyna. Glacier runs in, and gets his ass kicked. Alex Wright comes out, and evens the odds and forces the Harris twins out of the ring. He then does the penis dance. ReBorne pinned Todd after a DDT in 0:00:34. Rating: * After the match, Sir Mo runs out and ReBorne beats him silly. Jim Duggan pinned Bestia Salvaje with the Old Glory in 0:06:55. Rating: -**** Post match: Team Taliban beats Jim Duggan like a mule. Dean Malenko is Dean Malenko now. Yep. Dean Malenko pinned Juggalo Jackson after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:05:25. Rating: * 3/4 The New Insane Clown Posse beats up on Juggalo Jackson after the match, and we find out that Dean Malenko is their new 'instructor' SADAM IS HERE, and he's mad too Sadam pinned Paul London with the Power Bomb in 0:05:02. Rating: 1/2* Number-One-Contenders-Match: Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) defeated Los Immigrantes when Scorpio Jr. pinned S. King after a spinebuster slam in 0:12:29. Rating: * 1/4 Next show: Team Taliban gets to face Kevin Nash and Rey Mysterio Jr YOUR WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE TOURNAMENT BRACKETS! 1) Jim Duggan 8) Jake Roberts 4) Jerry Flynn 12) X-Pac 6) Animal 3) Lex Luger 10) ReBorne 2) Rob Van Dam Elimination Match: John Bradshaw Layfield, Shawn Stasiak and Jake Roberts beat The Outsiders and Rey Misterio Jr. 3 falls to 2: x JBL beat Misterio Jr. via the Clothesline From Hell in 0:02:35 x J. Roberts beat Hall via the DDT in 0:09:51 x Nash beat J. Roberts via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:11:46 x Nash beat Stasiak via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:20:28 x JBL beat Nash via the Clothesline From Hell in 0:23:07 Survivors: John Bradshaw Layfield Rating: 1/2* After the match, we get confirmation that WWW 'Bad June Rising' will feature Kevin Nash defending his WWW title against John Bradshaw Layfield Meanwhile, Triple H is in the rafters, then the lights go out, and when they come back on, Triple H is out cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 This is great stuff. Keep it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
