Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted April 24, 2002 Satellite: "Ooh, what a predica--" A manatee lands on the satellite and balances on G0R0's head!! GORO AND MANATEE ARE BEIGNS MAKINGZ STALLEITE SANDWITCH!$)(*^$()!*$)(*$!!! SANDWITCH: IA MA ON A BROOMSTICK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 24, 2002 ELK spears the Sandwich! 1-2-3! G0R0: OMGODZ!11!1!!!1!1 ELK IS BEINGS THE GRATEST TEKNIKALS WRESTLR!1!11! Manatee: Rrrrmmfff... Satellite: Thoth is a megawussy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted April 24, 2002 The Elk spears the Manatee! The Manatee likes it! ew... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 25, 2002 ELK nosells the Manatee's obvious pleasure! 1-2-3! ELK WINS! ELK- GENERIC BLACK-MASKED MYSTERY MAN OR WOMAN ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND! G0R0: OMGODZ!1!!11! WHO COULDZ IT BES BEINGS?!!1!1@!11! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thoth Report post Posted April 25, 2002 He takes off the mask ... ... BY GAWD! IT'S THOTH, WHO IS DETERMINED TO PROVE HE'S NOT A MEGAWUSSY! The Elk spears him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Broken Satellite: Thoth... *chhhhckkkch*...*beep*megawussy...*beeep boop* Since he/she/it's lost count, ELK spears everyone and everything, puts them all in a pile, and pins them! 1-2-3! ELK dives into a speeding car and is driven away! kidcoasl: i iz ko0l! yay for kidsco- G0r0 IS EATINGS KIDCOASLM OMGODSZ!1!1@%^@1! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted April 25, 2002 From a long way away, Chis Wilson presses a tiny red button. The car blows up. Elk no-sells, and kicks Wilson in the jumblies! TESTICULAR CLAW!!!! Wilson taps like his hand was on fire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thoth Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Wait! Vlad de Burrov is running through the non-existant crowd! But wait! The Elk grabs his nutsac and a half! DOUBLE TESTICULAR CLAW! The corpses of Reason and Extreme Hound cheer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Vlad de Burrov and Bayawolf spontaneously burst into flames, because they were pansy WFers who went to pick on JLers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Suddenly Zio comes running out of the Bayaburrov flames! Zio: I never did a promo or posted on the IGNWF board, not except for my stats. Once I got locked in a sh-- A GT Sport X or whatever the hell it is in Crusen's avatar runs Zio over, and we're all left wondering, "who was that masked Zio?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Hey now, when you start roasting Bayawolf, that's taking it too far... Kicks the Suicide King in the groin. Exploding Chicken drives by in his barbie hotwheels car for no particular reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Suddenly, Johnny Rotten and Czar Galatea find themselves across from the ELK! Unhappy with all the jumbly-shots that aren't coming from them, they team up to deliver a hellacious Galatea Special! Elk nosells and spears Rotten into 534785934578934 pieces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted April 26, 2002 Side note: Zio didn't even post his stats, nor was he Axis masked. Heheh. Out of nowhere... Kevin Cole appears! RUN FROM THE CRAPPY EFED RIPPER OFFERER GUY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted April 26, 2002 What was his one post, then? I remember distinctly that the account had one post...can't remember where, though. I did like that super electric chair drop though, but it still didn't touch the Factor Bomb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted April 26, 2002 Nope, never posted. Yet has 3 watched users. Amusing. It was just a normal electric chair drop actually, before I worked out that the move actually already actually existed. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted April 26, 2002 Zio was watching me... but my account was deleted... so yah. lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted April 26, 2002 *Muzz subscribes to a magazine and then sends JD the bill* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted April 26, 2002 *pays the bill in Official Aussie currency... monopoly money* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 26, 2002 *subscribes to a magazine under Kevin Cole's name, and sends the bill to ELK* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted April 26, 2002 Elk no-sells the charges, then spears the mailman! 1-2-3!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Suddenly, Ash runs by, kicks JD in the groin, and runs off. 0H MY G0DZ!!!! KIDCOASL IS EATIN A HATDAWG!!!! ELK SPEARS JD THROUGH 23,566,595,950,593,040,345,986.5 FLAMINg, BARBED WIRE WRAPPED PANDAS!!! OH MAH GAWDZ!!!! 1-2-3! ELK WINS THE WWF HARDCORE TITLE!!!! Suddenly, JD rolls up ELK! 1-2-3!!! JD WINS! OH MAH GAWDZ! WAIT! HIS FOOT IS ON THE ROPES!!! He LOSES! Suddenly, Czar Galatea, Edwin MacPhisto, and Pokemaster run in and deliver the TRIPLE ONE FINGER PUNCH OF DOOM!!!!!! ELK SPEARS JD!!! 1-2-3!!!! ELK WINS AGAIN!!!! Wilson crashes the Loooooove Rollercoaster into FAO Schwartz and steals the Power Wheels! OH MAH GAWDZ!!!! WAIT!!! HERE COMES ADONIS, ANARCHY, BRIMSTONE, APOC-X, AND SOS!!!! THEY KI><0R5 WILSON!!! OH MAH GAWDZ!!! IT'S KEROWACK!!!! KEROWACK SPEARS THE TEDDY BEAR!!! 1-2-3! ELK SPEARS KEROWACK! 1-2-3!!!! ELK IS WCW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!! LOO><0R5!!!! IT'S PHIL DONAHUE! ELK SPEARS HIM! 1-2-3!!!! ASH RUNS BY AND TASERS KEROWACK IN THE BALLS! ADAM WEST KICKS KEROWACK IN THE BALLS!!! OH MAH GAWDZ!!! THIS IS CNN!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Suddenly, Ash (from Evil Dead) comes in and cuts off all of Monkey Boy's limbs! ELK SPEARS JESUS H. CHRIST!!! 1-2-3! ELK IS BEINGZ WCW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!1! (WHERE IS EVERYONE????) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted April 27, 2002 *no-sells Ash being the biggest dumber then a Bossman title reign* *throws Ash into a pokeball and melts it down* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted April 27, 2002 *no sells* SATELLITE CRASHES ON TOP OF eLK!!!!!!!!!! One... Two... TO BE CONTINUZ!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 27, 2002 THREE! But that was Thoth in an ELK costume. All living beings withing a four mile radius are speared by the REAL ELK! 1-2-3! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Wait, wait, wait... ::Z quickly glances around for a sign of the ELK:: How many kilometers are in a mile, again? 1.16, right? ...or is it 1.61? Well, my last post was 43 posts ago, so was that four miles away? So, 43 divided by 1.61 equals--GAK!! ::As Z does the math, regardless of wether he did it already, ELK spears him!!:: 1! 2! 3! ELK is still undefeated! 54733001869-0! -Z Stupid 'new math'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Rotten is running from the Elk, attempting to avoid the spear as he jumps into the ice cold water for the ppv match on Sunday. Elk starts to spear, but waits.... circling the pool waiting on Rotten to exit. Rotten smiles gleefully that he's the only person within the tri state area to avoid Elk's spear, when he is tapped on the shoulder. Rotten turns around to see Stone Froze Jack Houston, who kicks him in the midsection and hits the STUNNER! Elk then spears him, and some other stuff happens which I'm sure I'll end up using in my match. Something about GORO and lots of violence, and happiness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 27, 2002 SUDDENLY... Stone Froze Jack Houston gives The Worm the stunner, Cyclone Comet strkes a pose, The ELK spears Grimedogg, Outcast yells 'Get off my lawn!', Johnny Rotten goes through a table, The HVille Thugg tears through the ring, Caveman Chris runs down the aisle with a club, Mr. Galatea gives King of Hearts a kick to the gonads, Angel gets a title shot, PDS locks X-Factor in a closet, Wilson and Mercury have a whining contest, Jay Dawg stunners BasketballASA though a million tables, Thoth tips a King of Fighters console onto the satellite, NTD starts stripping, the bookers STILL couldn't script a decent IGNite, there were nothing but screwball endings, a shot rings out, a maid screams, a door slams, thunder claps, a pirate ship appears on the horizon, AND STUBBY HITS SPIKE WITH THE ROCKING DUCK!! THE HUMANITY!! THE CARNAGE!! BY GAWD, WHAT ELSE WILL WE SEE HERE TONIGHT!?!? -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted April 27, 2002 *powerbombs realitycheck off a cliff and onto a pole* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 27, 2002 ::Stomps Jay Dawg:: Z!! MY! ::Stomp!:: NAME! ::Stomp!:: IS! ::Stomp!:: Z!! ::Stomp!Stomp! I sign everyone of my posts with it! -Z ^ See? Z!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
