Slayer Posted June 9, 2004 Report Posted June 9, 2004 Only kid ever to be walking around the streets at 2:30am and is small enough to fit through window He'd probably ask for a handjob in exchange
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 9, 2004 Report Posted June 9, 2004 What you REALLY needed there was a bum. A bum will help you do anything.
Guest El Satanico Posted June 9, 2004 Report Posted June 9, 2004 You could've called the cops and said you heard a scream and a gunshot while walking past the house. Then they would've been responsible for the broken door or window.
Red Baron Posted June 9, 2004 Report Posted June 9, 2004 Wouldn't there be a store that is open 24 hours a day?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 10, 2004 Report Posted June 10, 2004 I imagine a conversation where I try to get a kid to climb through th window might of went like this.... Me: Hello little kid, would you like to climb through a window at 2:30am to help me break into a house. Only kid ever to be walking around the streets at 2:30am and is small enough to fit through window: Paedophile! so?
caboose Posted June 10, 2004 Author Report Posted June 10, 2004 Wouldn't there be a store that is open 24 hours a day? No. This isn't the middle of nowehere. I'm from Middle England both Geographiocally and class style, the only thing open 24 hours a day is Alf's mom's legs when she she cycles through...
{''({o..o})''} Posted June 10, 2004 Report Posted June 10, 2004 Pardon my ignorance, but that's the Chunnel right?
caboose Posted June 10, 2004 Author Report Posted June 10, 2004 No thats the under-sea tunnel from Britain to France, but it's just as wide as Alf's mom's private area.
PLAGIARISM! Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Meh, I've taken a shit in the street before.
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