Spoilers for 6/10 Smackdown

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Paul Heyman came out and said Undertaker would either join him or destroy him. They teased Taker destroying him, but Heyman held up the urn, and Undertaker dropped to his knee as the show went off the air.

Didn't almost the same exact thing happen last week?Oh how I hate shows that don't end with a match

No, Undertaker dropping to a knee is his way of saying he'll obey you or as an affirmative. You can tell because Heyman held up the urn, as Paul Bearer would do.

 

London as a crowd heat sustainer from now on sounds like a perfectly fine role to me. He gets paid, gets to perform, the crowds are kept hot by the spots, it's all perfect so long as it isn't him getting squashed, as him and Mordecai undoubtedly was.

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Early Smackdown notes from tonight at the Nassau Coliseum

 

Kurt Angle demanded Booker T and John Cena apologize over last week. Booker did, but Cena just came out and started throwing peanuts at the crowd. Angle then ordered Cena to wrestle Booker, RVD and Rene Dupree on the show and the first one to beat him faces him for the title at the Great American Bash. Cean yells "You can't see me!" and then strips naked. He runs around the arena lughing for 20 minutes before security grabs him.

 

Kenzo Suzuki b Scotty 2 Hotty. Suzuki was carried to the ring like he was a ruler. His wife was managing him. A bunch of white guys dumped what looked like lotion on her face before the match. Kenzo watched. Scotty grabbed the mic after the match and called out Torrie WIlson. He said "it isn't over".

 

Rey Mysterio b Chavo Guerrero when Classic's interference backfired. After the match Rey squatted over Chavo Classic and gave him a 619 on his chest. WHOO!

 

Paul Heyman and the Dudleys were in the secret place they are hiding Paul Bearer (Bubba's house in Dudleyville, NY). Heyman said he was going to Nassau to confront Undertaker. Bubba smiled and said "someone's gonna get served".

 

Cena drew Booker T a picture of a horsey

 

Cena drew RVD a picture of a flower. These were 5:00 time limit matches and RVD had Cena beat when time expired. RVD said "whatever" and rolled a fatty. HE LET ME TAKE A HIT D00DER~!

 

Cena drew Dupree a picture of angst. Angle ordered another 5:00. Cena used the FU to pin Dupree. Angle was so mad that his hair fell out; he said it didn't count, and ordered a four-way with Cena vs. Booker vs. RVD vs. Dupree for the U.S. title at the Bash. RVD said "whatever" and packed a bong. Cena, Booker, RVD, and Dupree all sat in the ring for 20 minutes doing bingers. Cena got real shitty and started rapping. Everyone in the crowd thought it was funny until he dropped the n-word. Booker T looked at him and said "Tell me you didn't just say that", and proceeded to shoot him in the chest. Then Booker ran away and robbed a Wendy's. He said "Gimme all ya money, SUCKA!!!!"

 

Bradshaw arrived in his limo. He came out in a full Nazi uniform, and said how people were persecuting his beliefs. He did a promo, and said he was headed back to the City. A drunken Eddy Guerrero was driving his limo as he left

 

Mordecai b Paul London. Nobody gave a shit.

 

Guerrero drove the limo back, crashing the limo everywhere. Bradshaw was in the back, knocked out and covered in muck. Guerrero led the crowd to scream loud enough to wake Bradshaw up. As he stumbled out, Guerrero cut a drunken promo on him while Bradshaw freaked out about his destroyed limo.

 

Paul Heyman came out and said Undertaker would either join him or destroy him. They teased Taker destroying him, but Heyman held up the urn, and Undertaker dropped to his knees and gave him a blowjob as the show went off the air.

 

Undertaker destroyed Bradshaw after the show went off the air.

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Kenzo Suzuki b Scotty 2 Hotty. Suzuki was carried to the ring like he was a ruler. His wife was managing him. A bunch of white guys dumped what looked like lotion on her face before the match. Kenzo watched. Scotty grabbed the mic after the match and called out Torrie WIlson. He said "it isn't over".

 

Where was Miss Jackie during this?

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BAH GAWD~~!