The One and Only Smart Marks Draft Thread

[Art Sandusky 0]

Lady and Gents, this IS the Smart Marks Draft 2004. Nevermortal pointed out that TSM needs a brand extension due to a downright obese posting roster, so CWM suggested a draft, akin to what went down at WDI. The participants have all declared their intentions, and I even added a few I know would want in but weren't online to say so.

 

Mr. Zsasz

Alfdogg

CobainWasMurdered

Dids

Dynamite Kido

Slayer

Meatwad

Nevermortal

Angle-Plex

Caboose

Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

FrozenBlockOfPiss

Chave

IDrinkRatsMilk

The Superstar

NY Untouchable

Cartman

Rob E Dangerously

R2DFooster McSockman

The Czech Republic

JAxlMorrison

Fear Havoc

Spiny Norman

Nice Guy Adam

Shadow Sovereign

Will Scarlet

The Kid

BDC

JSYK

Chuck Woolery

HeHateMe2k2

Fook

CM Funk

KKKTookMyBabyAway

KingOfOldSchool

Trivia 247

Drury37

Choken One

-iB-

Man of 1,004 Modes

Kardo

KJ Brackish

KingOfThe909

Tyler McClelland

MarvinIsALunatic

G Money

Memoirs of Chevy

INXS

DerangedHermit

Stephen Joseph

Agent of Oblivion

DocOck

Murmuring Beast

Aero

Crandamaniac

A MikeSC

Vitamin X

Goodear

Ripper

Treble Charged

OldSchoolWrestling

Steviekick

CanadianChick

RVDMARK4:20

The Unknown Gunslinger

Lord of the Curry

David Schwimmer

 

Team Kotzenjunge Team FrigidSoul

Team Zack Malibu Team Anglesault

 

Please keep discussion in the other thread.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's First Round Pick:

 

David Schwimmer: Formerly Incandenza, his name was stolen by Chave while David himself was Squirtle! He's a veteran of the State of America (State Celebrity) and the Establishment (one of ten inaugural members), as well as being one of the few on this board that consistently entertain Captain Kotz. Team Kotzenjunge expects David Schwimmer to carry the banner of Kotz-dom in the Music folder and while stamping his badge of approval (or disapproval~) on various threads.

 

He sees you hatin'.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Decisions, decisions...

 

Well, this was a tough one. Do I go for someone who can stand toe to toe verbally with the Schwimmer's of the world? Should I take someone I can't stand just for shits and giggles? Eh, not in the first round. See, if Team Malibu is going to be successful, then there's one person who could definitely make it so. A person who has the admiration of quite a few posters here. Someone in POWER~!, just like me. Someone who, much to Anglesault's chagrin for the last two or so years, is an Edgehead. Someone who has a major advantage over 98% percent of this board simply because she's a female.

 

One of the few people with whom you can engage in an actual worthwhile discussion with in the WWE folder, and someone who enjoys playing my foil down in the randomness that is the OAOAST.

 

Behind every good man is a good woman, so Team Malibu's first round draft pick is none other than...

 

 

CanadianChick.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*walks up to the podium*

 

With the 3rd overall pick in the TSM 2004 Draft, Team FrigidSoul chooses...

 

 

AgentOfOblivion

 

*camera pans to the studio and the corny music plays*

 

Solid pick here and I think a steal at #3. AgentOfOblivion has good hands and can type on his keyboard with speed and precision. His love of heavy metal will come in handy for Team FrigidSoul, along with his mod powers. I wouldn't be surprised to see other team members suffer name changes.

 

*Game Footage*

[Art Sandusky 0]

From here on, it goes Kotz-Malibu-Frigid, and Anglesault gets the leftovers, or whoever wants to be on his team.

 

Team Kotzenjunge's Second Round Pick:

 

 

JustSoYouKnow: Another member of the State of America (Secretary of Justice), JSYK is no stranger to TSM cliques. Although he is at odds with Captain Kotz over the virtues of Kylie Minogue and Radiohead, he's still a quality poster that can bring the flames when he wants to. Still young and full of piss and vinegar, JSYK is a good addition to any HD crew.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Pick #2 is someone who, despite his often cynical and grumpy nature, that I get along with quite well. In fact, we see eye to eye on many things, it's just that I tend to take the laid back approach, while he's an aggressive cat. Willing to speak his mind for even the most menial of causes, this poster should prove to be an asset, or at the very least, entertaining.

 

Pick #2 is...

 

 

Memoirs of Chevy

[Guest FrigidSoul]

With the 3rd pick in the second round, and technically 7th pick overall Team FrigidSoul picks...

 

 

Alfdogg

 

alfdogg is a major commodity and always brings the gold. He may not draw flies to shit, but he's a quality poster.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Third Round Pick:

 

 

IDrinkRatsMilk: Long known as the sexual deviant of TSM, IDRM is sometimes overlooked as a poster who always brings the content and the flames when he needs to, and often when the other person isn't even aware of it. Each post of his is filled with several references, maybe even about someone on one of the other sorry-ass teams.

 

We try to forget his Tigger phase.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Team Malibu's #3 Pick is, much like Schwimmer to Kotz, someone who consistently brings the entertainment with all of his posts. A well-rounded package of charisma, wit, and a fondness for ghetto booty make him recognizable as one of TSM's upper echelon. Ladies and gents, Team Malibu would like to hand their jersey out to their latest addition...

 

 

Ripper

[Guest FrigidSoul]

The third round pick for Team FrigidSoul should come as no surprise. One of the best posters here and a fellow fan of metal this man brings content to every thread. With this man combined with AgentOfOblivion the team offense is going to be hard to beat. That being said, we proudly present the newest member of Team FrigidSoul

 

 

Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Fourth Round Pick:

 

 

CobainWasMurdered: Despite recently being re-named Bring Back Charlie Ward (an ode to one of the worst posters in TSM history, who consequently is on Anglesault's team), CWM is one of the monoliths of the board. A robbery at his late-night shift at a convenience store, being sent into the wilderness as a lumberjack, and even fatherhood can't keep this man from this place. He's got stroke up the yin-yang, and was another of the inagural members of the Establishment. He's taken on Johnson, Brain, Anglesault, Prince Paul, and just about anyone who's ever trolled. Most recently, he rumbled with Popick over OAOAST matters (what else is new?) and FrigidSoul.

 

CWM now dons the pink leather pants he once mocked with pride.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Team Malibu's 4th pick overall, and the last one until morning or afternoon (whichever comes first).

 

He's an enigma, yet seemingly inspired as of late. As recently as several minutes ago, he engaged in a verbal suffle with one of the drafted members of Team Kotz. Despite his brief OAOAST history, he's someone that I've only recently begun interacting with. This person doesn't look to take shit from anyone, at the same time carving a niche here on this little message board of ours.

 

 

Pick #4 is Vitamin X.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

With the 4th round selection Team FrigidSoul keeps on its path of grabbing steady posters who work well with one another. This man worshipped me and created a thread about me before any of you even came to understand how truly magnificent I am. That being said, the newest member of Team FrigidSoul is

 

NeverMortal

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Fifth Round Selection:

 

 

Slayer: Formerly Angelslayer, he was tired of being called Angleslayer and being confused with Anglesault when it came to abbreviations. He makes a very solid addition to Team Kotzenjunge and is always quick with, at the very least, a stinging zinger if not a full-blown ass raping such as the one offered WWE folder moderator nikjohns ("fuck off" -- PM sent to nikjohns). Slayer was clearly abandoned by his supposed best friend on the board and will surely feel at home on Team Kotz after he was ditched by the rest of the metal cult.

 

Welcome Slayer, you can call us Team RAVEGORE if you want.

[Zack Malibu 0]

The Team Malibu Fifth Round Selection goes to a well liked poster. Actually, a beloved poster. Actually, scratch all that...we all worship at his altar, and some of us would even be willing to bear his children if we weren't afraid they'd come out looking like some of his artwork. A Hardcore Discussion mainstay, he's known not for flaming, but for spewing out the most random shit even in the heat of battle. That said, I end my night by claiming as my team's fifth round pick, your friend and mine...

 

 

Frozen Block Of Piss, now known as Que Pissa.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*a somber FrigidSoul walks up to the podium after losing his friend in the heat of the draft*

 

Slayer was a huge loss, but Team FrigidSoul is going to try to rebound as best as possible. With the 19th(technically) overall pick and the third in the 5th round Team FrigidSoul takes...

 

Angle-Plex

 

Angle-Plex is a brilliant man and has gone out of his way to try and better this place for posters. He's offered his time to teach Team Kotz member BBCW/CWM how to be a good poster along with other great deeds. Along with that he's brought a beacon of light to the board with some of his writing; such as The Ejaculation Chamber. Angle-Plex can also run good patterns on the Post-Out routes.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Sixth Round Selection:

 

 

Treble Charged: Tim Moysey has his own biggest fan, and was an integral part in the Establishment (inaugural member) and a member of the State of America (Duke of Sporting Events). These would be more than enough qualifications for one of those other second-rate teams, but TC also brought us the Bob Barron picture and Polkaroo. Tim doesn't speak too too much outside of the Sports folder, but when he does, it's guaranteed to be an entertaining post.

 

Downhome would be simply in awe of this criminally underrated poster.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Team Malibu's Sixth Pick is going to be even more of a shocker than the Vitamin X incident, for obvious reasons. This person has never seen eye to eye with me, save for a few scarce occasions, but he's always quick to tell you what he thinks of you, whether it's good or bad. People think this team needs experience, so this guy's addition to the team will bring plenty of it. Ladies and gents, the sixth pick for Team Malibu is...

 

 

MrZsasz.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Once again going with a value pick, with the 3rd selection in the 6th round Team FrigidSoul picks

 

 

Chave

 

Chave is an absolute steal in the 6th round and fits our team of assholes quite nicely. Sure the Heel Turn Chave wasn't all that great, but we know he has the potential to hit people where it hurts. Keeping him from being able to combine forces with Piss is essential as well. There's no doubt in my mind that we got ourselves a good working cog to go along with the other parts here.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Seventh Round Selection:

 

 

Nice Guy Adam: Formerly Chosun One, you'd think a guy with "Nice Guy" in his name would be a poor choice for this sort of thing, but he's got board cred in the form of THE SAGA~ and his ability to drop the polite act when someone annoys him, as Choken One did in the draft discussion thread. Remember, it's always the nice guys you have to watch, and Team Kotz will be ready to say "we told you so" when Nice Guy Adam explodes in a fit of postal rage against his adversaries.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Back from lunch break with my latest pick.

 

This next pick is a veteran of TSM, and an old friend of mine. Always quick to my defense, he was willing to get blood on his hands for fights that I remained laid back about, especially when it came down to the OAOAST DRAWMUH~! that has plagued this place several times. Always willing to speak his mind, that is when he's not waking up in a strange place with a hangover or breaking into someone's house so that his family can take a leak in the morning, he's been my right hand man before, and he can be so again.

 

Team Malibu introduces it's latest member to you all...

 

 

Caboose.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

In the 7th round of the 2004 TSM Poster Draft, Team FrigidSoul with the 3rd pick takes

 

 

The Czech Republic

 

This poster reminds me alot of a young me and has the potential to become alot like his first round team mate. Willing to use his random Simpsons and Critic knowledge to insult people and make others laugh more at the insultee. Often coming up with some of the most fucked up things ever, like PurpleKeif and the MikeSC Pie Graph to Posting we here at Team FrigidSoul believe he's a solid pick.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Eighth Round Selection:

 

 

Lord of the Curry: LOTC used to be thought of as another of the WWE folder losers, but recently has thrilled us with his tales of underage propositions and tussled with Captain Kotz over their respective paragons of beauty. He has grown more to be a pot smoking, cynical, pragmatic bastard, much in the vein of Captain Kotz... except for the pot smoking. He also voted in favor of Team Kotz getting the #1 pick, and has now had the favor returned by being drafted to the best team of all.

 

You have hand indeed.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Team Malibu's 8th pick goes to a man who has really come into his own, enthralling us with stories of evading police while drunk, and being drawn into a heated confrontation with a reknowned porn star. He was then willing to let bygones be bygones, and attempted to cash in on his encounter by getting a few moments in the sun at an upcoming indy show. He's shown initiative, he's shown balls, and he's shown that he can get wrecked with the best of him. With stories like those, his legend will live on much like the icons that make up his username. Team Malibu is happy to welcome their latest pick...

 

 

JAxlMorrison

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Team FrigidSoul uses its 8th round pick on the one, the only(I'm really running out of ideas on how to start these posts out)...

 

 

 

DerangedHermit

 

DerangedHermit is also a FrigidSoul mark. Quite possibly the twin brother of TCR and seperated at birth, this man has too a unique knowledge of the Simpsons, Critic, and Family Guy. He doesn't post much compared to the rest, but when he does its usually gold and stands out. Creator of the DerangedHermit era he's now ready to join a new era in the making...the Team FrigidSoul era.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Ninth Round Selection:

 

 

Dids: From humble beginnings as a guy with a schnazzy ".sig," Dids has evolved into a board mainstay and frequent contributor to GC, HD, and LSD threads. His King Pimp picture forever lives in TSM lore as one of the most memorable member images ever, and his weblog pimping is actually understated and not bothersome, thus giving him an advantage over everyone else who has ever had one. Dids is a tremendous addition to Team Kotzenjunge, if for nothing more than his unique blend of whiteness and street cred.

 

No, you don't join Team Kotzenjunge, Team Kotzenjunge joins you.

[Zack Malibu 0]

This next selection was chosen due to his loyalty to any cause he's a part of. He's also something of an unofficial sidekick to me at times, but now can rest easy knowing his status is cemented as one of Team Malibu's own. From the Great White North of Canada, Team Malibu welcomes their next piece to the puzzle...

 

 

The Kid.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

This next pick is one made out of respect. A respect I gained for this man during the OAOAST DRAWMUH~! Not often do you come across a man who's both dedicated, funny, and an all around good guy. I hope he'll enjoy being a part of this team, because lord knows this team will enjoy having him on it. I now bring to you the newest member of Team FrigidSoul and the reuniting of the duo responsable for The Ejaculation Chamber...

 

 

THE SUPERSTAR

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Tenth Round Pick:

 

 

Spiny Norman: A true man who does his thing in the background, to our recollection, this fine poster has never started a topic, but has merely (and we use "merely" in the grandest way possible) dropped in on a multitude of threads and busted out, quite often, the best zinger in the thread. He has no sig or avatar, so he often goes unnoticed, but that's why Team Kotzenjunge has a crack team of talent scouts, to make sure quality posters such as Spiny Norman don't fall through the cracks. Plus, he's named for a musical group that lists an invisible hedgehog as one of its members.

 

And who's ever successfully defended against an invisible enemy?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Team Malibu comin' at ya again, with our tenth pick in the draft. This poster, well, quite frankly, I don't know jack about. I've gone through his posting history though, and he seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders, which will be more helpful than arguments consisting of "OMG U SUCK LOLZ2004!". There's not much else I can say about him, other than that his intelligence and supreme wit should be a welcome addition to the cause, whatever it may be. Our pick...

 

 

Tyler Mcclelland.