The One and Only Smart Marks Draft Thread

[Guest FrigidSoul]

With the 30th overall pick in the 2004 TSM Posters Draft, Team FrigidSoul selects

 

 

MarvinisaLunatic

 

Marvin is a huge Andy Kauffman fan and because of that has a great sense of humor and wit to him. Often soft spoken he's not afraid to come in and just make you look plain stupid when the time comes. His inability to grow hair also makes him more aero-dynamic and gives team FrigidSoul a tremendous advantage.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Eleventh Round Pick:

 

 

Cartman: Yet another supposed "friend" forgotten by FrigidSoul, Cartman brings the liberalism to Team Kotz and gives the group a strong New England presence. Until recently, he sported the "The Word According to the U.S." sig as well as the Czech Republic-created "Content of MikeSC Posts" picture. FrigidSoul says he drafts with his brain, so does this mean he doesn't consider Cartman intelligent or a worthy member of a team? Was Cartman not worthy after campaigning for FrigidSoul to get the #1 pick? Team Kotzenjunge's talent scouts are far better-suited to notice talent, and Cartman makes a fine addition to Team Kotzenjunge.

 

"I Love FrigidSoul?" Wellsir, he doesn't love you back.

[Zack Malibu 0]

The eleventh overall pick for Team Malibu goes to a relative newcomer to TSM. Having only been a "regular" here for a short time, he fought off the "OMG ITZ EAGAN/JOHNSON/WHOEVER" onslaught that most newbs face, and has trekked on, speaking his mind whenever he sees fit. An active participant in the Sports folder, as well as coming into his own down in the land of the OAOAST, he's a noted member of the New York Family, and brings his strongarm tactics to the ranks of Team Malibu.

 

The 11th pick is...

 

 

NY Untouchable

[Guest FrigidSoul]

With the 33rd overall pick, and 3rd in the 11th round, Team FrigidSoul picks

 

 

R2DFooster McSockman

*crowd goes fucking nuts over the pick*

 

Fooster is a man, a myth, a legend, and an icon to TSM. Often seen but hardly heard he's like a silent assassin waiting in the wings. When you least expect it he strikes and all those around to see it are forever impacted. Certainly a choice that could have gone first overall but dropped due to his mystique.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Twelfth Round Selection:

 

 

Murmuring Beast: Another that often goes unnoticed, Murmuring Beast has made a name for himself recently by revealing that he was behind the extremely unpopular, stupid, and generally smelly and unpleasant poster "The MikeSC." Such a performance as a mindless conservative boob and keeping it up for as long as he did shows that Murmuring Beast is a true messageboard warrior, capable of some of the best posts now that he's bequeathed the MikeSC character to a ferret with a brain tumor. Plus, he likes the Beach Boys. For a island boy such as myself, that's always a plus.

 

This beast won't have to speak up for you to know he's there.

[Zack Malibu 0]

The 12th selection is someone who's remained overlooked despite some hype in the Day 1 thread. He's entrenched within not only the TSM community, but also involved in related communities like WDI and SNKT. Giving off that "angry young man" vibe is sure to help us when dealing with our rivals, so Team Malibu is happy to scoop up...

 

 

Shadow Sovereign, aka Deathwish Danny Williams.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I've lost track of what number pick we're up to. Team FrigidSoul chooses

 

 

KKKTookMyBabyAway

 

This man dropped down far in this draft most likely due to what we percieve to be a strength. That being, he doesn't hold back. He can be an absolute asshole at times and doesn't need to yell or put forth the notion of being aggrivated to do so. He's opinionated, intelligent, and always has a funny story to share. His many experiences in life will prove to be very helpful in the battles to come.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Thirteenth Round Selection:

 

 

KingOfOldSchool: While he had a cup of tea with the somewhat underwhelming Manson name, KingOfOldSchool has proven to be a hardy poster, consistently posting in the WWE folder for years now despite the creeping idiocy that lies within. He also lobbied pretty hard to be drafted, but no lobbying was needed. Team Kotzenjunge's scouts have seen him go toe-to-toe with WWE folder retards, and that's more than enough training to deal with people in HD. Think of attending boot camp when your drill sargeant has done a LOT of meth. That's what he's gone through. We welcome him to Team Kotzenjunge.

 

Throw up that V, mofo.

[Zack Malibu 0]

13 tends to be an unlucky number. Hopefully that proves true to you other teams due to the experience edge that this poster has on all of us. Like the grizzled veteran of TSM, he's above the drama, but not afraid to put the kidz in place when they get out of line. Combine that with the fact that he's a fan of The OC and has a fondness for some of the same music I grew up around, and you've got an obvious choice for Team Malibu.

 

Lucky 13 for us is none other than OldSchoolWrestling.

 

[Guest FrigidSoul]

In the 13th round scouts for Team FrigidSoul have found quality out there yet. He's part of the metal crew but not forgotten. He brings closure to our Heavy Metal ways after the loss long ago of Slayer. Team FrigidSoul uses this round's pick on

 

 

Steviekick

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Fourteenth Round Selection:

 

 

The Unknown Gunslinger: Unknown no more, as he's been drafted with the 40th overall pick onto Team Kotzenjunge. He first came with a lot of WWE folder and Sports posts, but quieted for a bit until our talent scouts noticed him again recently. He's just as quick with a flame as his name suggests, and he's deaf. Or so he says. It could be a ploy.

 

Don't turn your back, this gunslinger has none of that "honor" crap.

[Zack Malibu 0]

14th choice for Team Malibu goes to someone that could toss toilet paper over Kotz's house if we so desire. His reputation speaks for itself, so only few words need to be said. Plus, like FS noted, these intro's are all starting to read the same.

 

Our choice...Crandamaniac.

 

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Before continuing with the draft I'd just like to say we've all had a good time today and these write-ups on the picks have been funny, but you know what's not funny? Killing strippers. That's right, strippers are people too and they will often give you sexual favors in return for an amount later discussed behind the closed doors of the VIP Room. Remember next time you think about killing a stripper they're basically already dead on the inside, which is what allows them to perform night in and night out. That being said the 14th choice of Team FrigidSoul is

 

 

Fook

[Art Sandusky 0]

Team Kotzenjunge's Fifteenth Round and FINAL selection:

 

 

Goodear: Another moderator on Team Kotzenjunge's side, Goodear was promoted to moderator of the cesspool known as the WWE folder and is known as one of the better ones of the folder. Goodear also wrote a pretty good article semi-regularly on the main page, as well as being one of the few people I'm afraid to throw down with as far as wrestling discussion goes. Someone who argues so well when there are rules in effect must be a great flamer when the rules are abandoned in HD.

 

RULE!!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Looking for a Love Connection? Well, you don't get one from our last pick, an ally in every sense of the word, and a long-time confidant. The Silvio to my Tony, if you will.

 

 

Chuck Woolery is the final selection for Team Malibu.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

He likes Asian girls and stuff. I don't much about him but reading through his Message Log I came across some very well put flames. He'll be a great contribution to Team FrigidSoul. With the last pick in the 2004 TSM posters draft, we choose

 

Will Scarlet

 

P.S.: I wanted to make this post true.