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Guest Dids
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I tried, but every link just rememind me that I'm in more danger of a heart attack that he probably is.

 

Although on the plus side, he's got a far greater chance of being pushed in front of a bus.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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iB eats dinner with Dids every night.

 

and the cheap shots keep coming today.

Guest MikeSC
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iB eats dinner with Dids every night.

 

and the cheap shots keep coming today.

I don't suppose comments like "Well, a guy with a massively clogged left ventricle would write something like that" would really work too well.

 

I imagine "If you had more blood going to your brain, rather than to that huge hole in your heart that will cause you a heart attack in 2 weeks" wouldn't work too well, either.

 

This is challenging.

-=Mike

...Who has chest pains --- but I did just eat a burrito

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

iB, maybe you read too many of Mike's posts in this folder, and your body is subconsciously trying to kill itself.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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iB, maybe you read too many of Mike's posts in this folder, and your body is subconsciously trying to kill itself.

Thinking about that too long may actually make your head explode.

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted
I tried, but every link just rememind me that I'm in more danger of a heart attack that he probably is.

 

Although on the plus side, he's got a far greater chance of being pushed in front of a bus.

Is the chance of him dying because of him having a heart attack right before being struck by the bus or just from the impact?

Guest Dids
Posted

Nah, from the bus backing up over him after it realizes it didn't do the job right in the first place.

Guest MikeSC
Posted
iB, maybe you read too many of Mike's posts in this folder, and your body is subconsciously trying to kill itself.

Well...uh...well...uh...you suck.

 

Score one for me.

-=Mike

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted

They'll be stunned speechless by his words when wondering why the hell he even contemplated using them. And then he'll claim that he owned us all, like every good "what now? what now!??! owl got yo tongue!? huhuhuhuhuh that's what I THOUGHT!" lowlife, while we stand around him, jaws drooping, wondering how many minutes of his life were stolen from him to create a .10-decent flame. :blink:

Guest MikeSC
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Team Anglesault will surely prevail with Mike's flaming abilities on its side.

-=Mike

I thought so.

They'll be stunned speechless by his words when wondering why the hell he even contemplated using them. And then he'll claim that he owned us all, like every good "what now? what now!??! owl got yo tongue!? huhuhuhuhuh that's what I THOUGHT!" lowlife, while we stand around him, jaws drooping, wondering how many minutes of his life were stolen from him to create a .10-decent flame.

Is this what they mean by "sound and fury signifying nothing"?

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted
Is this what they mean by "sound and fury signifying nothing"?

To fight by speaking softly, you need a big stick first Mike. Priorities, priorities!

Guest MikeSC
Posted
Is this what they mean by "sound and fury signifying nothing"?

To fight by speaking softly, you need a big stick first Mike. Priorities, priorities!

Please, no discussion of your "stick" here. Save it for the boys at the YMCA or something.

-=Mike

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted

Actually, I wasn't going for the sexual innuendo route, but thanks for going in that direction to spite us Mike, I now know more about you than I would really like to. I was using the stick as a reference to your flaming ability, and had no intention of delving into your childhood experiences in lockerroom penii rainforests.

Guest MikeSC
Posted
Actually, I wasn't going for the sexual innuendo route, but thanks for going in that direction to spite us Mike, I now know more about you than I would really like to. I was using the stick as a reference to your flaming ability, and had no intention of delving into your childhood experiences in lockerroom penii rainforests.

I thought the plural of penis was penises --- but I bow to your obvious superiority of knowledge in the field of multiple phalluses.

-=Mike

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Actually, I wasn't going for the sexual innuendo route, but thanks for going in that direction to spite us Mike, I now know more about you than I would really like to. I was using the stick as a reference to your flaming ability, and had no intention of delving into your childhood experiences in lockerroom penii rainforests.

I thought the plural of penis was penises --- but I bow to your obvious superiority of knowledge in the field of multiple phalluses.

-=Mike

OUCH. What a zing.

 

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Guest MikeSC
Posted
Man, Team Malibu and ChokenSault are TEARING IT UP. If this goes to a second page we might need to bring their respective teams in on it.

 

EDIT: Nevermind, DerangedHermit just brought the KO on ChokenSault.

-=Mike

This is the gift of realizing you don't "win" anything, so caring about it is so not necessary.

-=Mike

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted
Actually, I wasn't going for the sexual innuendo route, but thanks for going in that direction to spite us Mike, I now know more about you than I would really like to. I was using the stick as a reference to your flaming ability, and had no intention of delving into your childhood experiences in lockerroom penii rainforests.

I thought the plural of penis was penises --- but I bow to your obvious superiority of knowledge in the field of multiple phalluses.

-=Mike

What can I say to try and act modest here? Oh yes, I've learned from the best.

 

http://www.sexualrecords.com

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted
Not caring means you don't win. Only losers don't win.

 

Loser.

Only if one says he doesn't care to try and get others to honestly believe so. Chances are if one truly doesn't care about something, they'll claim ignorance to the issue, look away and keep on doing whatever the hell they were doing. 90% of the time, when someone says "I don't care", they care so much that it's pathetic and transparent.

Posted

This is a shame. We have decent gangwars raging all across the forum, and THIS is the best you can come up with? Mike pulling his usual ego-stroking and Shadow Sovereign owning him at every turn? This is sad, kids. But then again, there's a reason that Mike is on Team Chokensault. Because he's chokin'...on salt....because cum is salty.

 

Bitch.

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