Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I need to speak seriously with Team Kotzenjunge. I need to speak with David Schwimmer, CWasM, Dids, Slayer, IDRM, Nice Guy Adam, Spiny Norman, Cartman, JSYK, KingOfOldSchool, The Unknown Gunslinger, LotC, Treble Charged, Murmuring Beast, Goodear, and Banky. I need to speak to you all about your leader. It is time for you to see the truth. It is time to repent. Take him down. This is not an act of fear. This is an act of tolerance, as in, I can not tolerate a board that houses a man like this. A man that defends You Got Served. See for yourself. I know that a lot of the members of Team Kotz probably lack basic social skills. That's unrelated to the subject, but they also lack the ability to decipher messages, so I'll make this easier. If you click that shiny link and find a post by your leader in a thread complaining about a sequel being made about a bad movie, he says this: "I see nothing wrong with this. In fact, I look forward to it. Bellyaching about it is like bitching about The Fast and the Furious being a bad film. The point isn't the plot or characters, it's the fucking insane dancing, same as car films." Not only does he defend You Got Served, but he also brings an equally bad movie into play. How can you people live with yourselves? It's bad enough you wear his brightly colored idiocy like a Purple Heart, but now you allow a man who liked You Got Served to lead you? KingofOldSchool, I know how much you hate You Got Served. You said "Ugh." when discussing it. Stand up for yourself. As I look at you now, I see someone who could break away. Take leadership of your team. Be a man. Don't be a spineless sack of shit. This is tearing at your soul, isn't it? In conclusion, there are no witty replies for this thread. Not that any of you are witty, anyway. This is not an attack on Team Kotz. This is a wake-up call. Wake up and see how much your team sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Oooh, Team Kotz GOT SERVED~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Man.........I'm torn here. Kotz drafted me so he recognizes the skillz. But, I mean, It's YOU GOT SERVED. I haven't even seen it but I'd say there's damn good odds that it's one of the worst movies ever. I demand an explanation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted June 10, 2004 (edited) Bah. BAH I say. First off I was smart enough not to see the first freaking picture because I knew it would suck. So why... WHY would I bitch about a second movie that I also won't see? People complaining about movies is stupid unless they actually paid to go see them. You didn't actually do that now did you? Tell me you didn't. Kotz knows what he likes. Edited June 10, 2004 by Goodear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Kotz knows what he likes. Men and transexual singers. Kotz - Kylie has a penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 THE WORST SERVING WAS IN THE PELVIC AREA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Bah. BAH I say. First off I was smart enough not to see the first freaking picture because I knew it would suck. So why... WHY would I bitch about a second movie that I also won't see? People complaining about movies is stupid unless they actually paid to go see them. You didn't actually do that now did you? Tell me you didn't. Kotz knows what he likes. I imagine that while you were typing this, you were in tears. That is okay. It may take a while for some of you to understand that Kotz likes the movie You Got Served. Repeat that to yourself. "Kotz likes You Got Served. Kotz wants a sequel to You Got Served. Kotz does not care if I want a sequel to You Got Served or not." Denial is the first step towards acceptance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Chavo Classic, an ardent supporter of Team FS, says IT'S ON. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly Kotz and Malibu both liked Crossroads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Everyone liked From Justin to Kelly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly And SBTB: Hawaiian Style and Wedding in Las Vegas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 EDIT: Whoops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Is that all you look at is the ASS? You'd probably fuck a horse if it had a nice ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Watch it, Ripper. What if Flyboy enters this thread. He's too young to be having those thoughts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Exactly. What is the redeemable factor in watching You Got Served? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. But the prosecution brings up that Justin Guarini was the only reason any of them saw the movie. Objection! Your honor, is the prosecution honestly telling us that they knew what my clinet was THINKING on the night he saw From Justin to Kelly? It's obvious his mental faculties were impaired by heavy drinking, and he was trying to see X2 that night. Furthermore, is the Colonel's underwear REALLY a matter of national security? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Is that all you look at is the ASS? You'd probably fuck a horse if it had a nice ass. Horses are beautiful animals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Is that all you look at is the ASS? You'd probably fuck a horse if it had a nice ass. *walks out* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Malibu liked From Justin to Kelly In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Is that all you look at is the ASS? You'd probably fuck a horse if it had a nice ass. *walks out* I rest my case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I've never seen You Got Served. The fact that you've all actually sat through From Justin to Kelly kinda pokes holes in your arguments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I've never seen You Got Served. The fact that you've all actually sat through From Justin to Kelly kinda pokes holes in your arguments. The fact that you have a retarded acid trip with Friends in your sig smashes giant, gaping holes in yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I bet you Malibu is kicking himself for drafting you. I mean, seriously, what the hell was he thinking? You're not remotely amusing, insightful, or even witty, despite your best claims. Tell me, honestly, tell me how having a picture in my signature that signifies my team affiliation smashes "giant, gaping holes" in my argument. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Gentlemen—and for most of you I use that term loosely—we at Team Kotzenjunge celebrate diversity. We appreciate and celebrate all lifestyles and forms of entertainment, be it film, music or television. We especially enjoy literature—my original screenname came from a novel most of you slackjawed heathens had never heard of; though, if you have, the sheer brain power required to understand the words that come together to form coherent sentences is simply lacking! We at Team Kotzenjunge are smart, educated men. The members of Team RigidBalls, Team Malipoo and Team No One Really Gives a Shit About These Guys belong in a zoo with their simian brothers. There, they can continue as they've done in life: emitting foul odors, flinging their feces and masturbating in front of school children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 We at Team Kotzenjunge are smart, educated men. Yeah right. All of you claim you're smart because you cracked open glowsticks and smoked them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 We at Team Kotzenjunge are smart, educated men. The members of Team RigidBalls, Team Malipoo and Team No One Really Gives a Shit About These Guys belong in a zoo with their simian brothers. There, they can continue as they've done in life: emitting foul odors, flinging their feces and masturbating in front of school children. ... RACIST~! Ripper - Going to his ol' dependable line since 1999. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 We at Team Kotzenjunge are smart, educated men. Yeah right. All of you claim you're smart because you cracked open glowsticks and smoked them. You can't smoke a liquid, cocktease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Gentlemen—and for most of you I use that term loosely—we at Team Kotzenjunge celebrate diversity. We appreciate and celebrate all lifestyles and forms of entertainment, be it film, music or television. We especially enjoy literature—my original screenname came from a novel most of you slackjawed heathens had never heard of; though, if you have, the sheer brain power required to understand the words that come together to form coherent sentences is simply lacking! We at Team Kotzenjunge are smart, educated men. The members of Team RigidBalls, Team Malipoo and Team No One Really Gives a Shit About These Guys belong in a zoo with their simian brothers. There, they can continue as they've done in life: emitting foul odors, flinging their feces and masturbating in front of school children. Infinite Jest is overrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 10, 2004 You can't smoke a liquid, cocktease. Actually if you heat up a liquid to the point where it gives off fumes you can kinda smoke it by just inhaling the higher levels of gas it gives off. I mean you can huff certain liquids just as they are but in some cases you want to heat the liquid a tad or just shake it and then breath it in through a small opening. I know my drugs, don't be frontin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
