I have such a brutal cold

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I skipped work and I can't flame anyone. Whats wrong with me? I want it to end. If my ass wasn't propped up in a chair I'd be laying face first on the ground right. I eyes burn. My throat scratches. My muscles ache. I can't even draw the inspiration to watch any porn. Fuck. I am wearing a toque in my house. I think I'll die.

 

Go Gang Warz

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Wait, I'm watching porn. Its staring Crave the youngest daughter from the Family Matters. I am more intrigued than turned on.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You can join FrigidSoul at the hospital. I think he has a case of lost smile.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You can join FrigidSoul at the hospital. I think he has a case of lost smile.

I can't move or I would go.

[Guest DustyFinish]

Damn, my anus hurts after reading this.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

I would like to point out that us on Team Malibu do not get sick

[NYU 0]

I would like to point out that us on Team Malibu do not get sick

Not true.

 

As of this writing, I currently have a case of getting way too much pussy. I'm sure I'm not the only one on Team Malibu with this damned irresistable disease.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Well, I guess being crack babies isn't really a disease by the proper definition.