Team Kotz shits on your collective chests.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

This is the saddest excuse for a flamewar in the fucking world. There's not enough flaming to make a bad gay joke about flaming. This is pathetic. Can't any of you form thoughts coherent enough to maybe warrant a smidgen of our time and attention?

 

You pigfuckers have eight hours or so to come up with something that some lesser man might consider insulting if he was having a bad day. Go ask your parents how to talk to the cool kids or something. Look up knock-knock jokes on the fucking internet. Try to better yourselves in some fashion while I'm not here. Then I will return and slap the taste out of your mouths for being so fucking insolent as to attempt to flame me.

 

God, you people suck at everything.

 

K.

[Nighthawk 0]

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Kibs' post made me grin in disbelief.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It made me glad that I decided to stop particapating in the "gangwarz"

[EL BRUJ0 0]

This is the saddest excuse for a flamewar in the fucking world.

Negroe you bes' qualify dat shit! Have you ever been to a third world messageboard? Now there's some depressed defecating right there. Even if they could somehow trade enough livestock for messageboarding privileges, they would collapse from the combination of hunger pains and having to type out all the clicks and whistle sounds. So before you take your manicured hands and gently stroke them across your gold-plated keyboard to type out your latest metrosexual manifesto, please give some consideration to the truly poor people of the world wide web.

 

There's not enough flaming to make a bad gay joke about flaming. This is pathetic.

No, you're just not trying:

This thread is ghey

You're ghey

This shit is ghey

j00 = ghey

 

See, it's not that hard.

 

You pigfuckers have eight hours or so to come up with something that some lesser man might consider insulting if he was having a bad day.

I don't know about you, but pigfucking is one of the highlights of a good day for me.

 

Go ask your parents how to talk to the cool kids or something.

I did, but when I Came to Daddy he was sippin' on the ratsmilk, while moms waz poppin' pills and stick twirlin'.

 

Look up knock-knock jokes on the fucking internet. Try to better yourselves in some fashion while I'm not here. Then I will return and slap the taste out of your mouths for being so fucking insolent as to attempt to flame me.

 

God, you people suck at everything.

Son, j00 don't wan non a dis.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Me: "Somebody be insulting. Anybody. Really. Just one of you would be fine."

 

Everyone else: "...you know, we really don't want to play anymore."

 

EL BRUJ0: "Negro, please!"

 

This folder is obviously hardcore.

 

K.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Fool, I took nine flames in a row one night. I've felt the hottest flames, and I still won't learn.

 

My attitude iz gangsta, so I can stand some beef.

[DerangedHermit 0]

My attitude iz gangsta, so I can stand some beef.

What about chicken, pork or shrimp?

[justsoyouknow 0]

STOP POSTING.

 

 

Brujo is my hero.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Fool, I took nine flames in a row one night. I've felt the hottest flames, and I still won't learn.

 

My attitude iz gangsta, so I can stand some beef.

So, you love to pump crack, stay strapped, etc. and we don't hear you, though?

 

K.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

thoughtless and self-serving posting

You say this as if you expect something else to ever happen here. Idealism will just raise your blood pressure to an unhealthy level.

 

K.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Kibagami missed his reading at the coffee shop to make this thread.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Kibagami missed his reading at the coffee shop to make this thread.

I wrote this for the coffee shop, but then I decided they weren't smart enough to understand it.

 

God, why am I here?

I'm probably

Much smarter than everyone

Else.

I bet I'm supposed to be

A philosopher

Or a poet -

You know, somebody really deep and

Thoughtful.

 

All these other kids will probably

Work in factories

Or something

When they grow up.

 

I wish my mom would give me

More money

So I don't have to work

More than a day

A week

At the bookstore.

 

I'm probably a philosopher or a poet or

Something.

 

 

K.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

So, you love to pump crack, stay strapped, etc. and we don't hear you, though?

Just like you won't hear me when that message window rolls down, and the flames come out. You could post reply till you run out, or you can run for your backup, them flaming posts are gonna tear your back up.