RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 2 Words: Midg-ets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Damn straight. Get that jackass midget in. He'd be fun. He can kick Orlando Jordan in the testicles, just to amuse me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 I can see it now... "So the 13-year-old fat kids on their daddy's computer want some lightweights? Well WE GOT SOME LIGHTWEIGHTS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 How about puppets? Puppets vs. Midgets vs. 80's Gimmicks ... ... I'd buy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Mabel then walks out, to the disgust of everyone. Yeah, I suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 How about puppets? Puppets vs. Midgets vs. 80's Gimmicks ... ... I'd buy it. How about elves? They're kind of nutty. Or goblins. Or big hairy fat dudes. They would pass as suitable contenders to a LightWeight belt in WWE land. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Hobbits are so hot right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Can Rey Mysterio play one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 No. There are no mexican hobbits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 If Noble grew long hair he'd make a good hobbit. Ditto for Paul London. *Lord of The Rings storylines begins to form in LOTC's mind* It begins.................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Tajiri could play one though, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 If Noble grew long hair he'd make a good hobbit. Ditto for Paul London. *Lord of The Rings storylines begins to form in LOTC's mind* It begins.................. We already have Gandalf with Fertig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 No, Fertig is more Saruman-esque. Kidman would make a good elf, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Then who is Gandalf? Make McMahon's hair white and long, and it could work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Undergalf the Black "Undergalf, the ring, THE RING, the ring is taking over me!!" *sniff* "... and?" "Undergalf! If Sauricai gets his hands on the ring he will rule us all!" *spits* ".. eh.. " "Dammit Undergalf, now is not the time for your No Selling Wizardry!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 They should just make up a title switch, since they obviously didn't want to have Chavo job the belt before leaving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Benoit is Aragorn. That's a must. Jericho could play Legolas, seeing as how he's got the prettiest hair now that Nash is gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 This would be perfect for another (and hopefully better) Cruiserweight Open at the GAB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Undergalf should SO be given the WWE Title. Or just give him the cruiserweight title. It will solve all problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Fuck the cruiserweight belt. They're never going to get behind a division so fuck it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Hey don't blame the belt. It's not the belt's fault. What did the belt ever do to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Fuck the cruiserweight belt. They're never going to get behind a division so fuck it. Isn't that what we're doing? The Lord of the Rings saga is for Smackdown only, Curry - your dreams of Jericholas must be put to a halt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Fine, fine. Stupid-ass "Smackdown only" storylines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 And they should change the belt into a pie. I mean, who would want a belt when you can have a pie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Ok that would rule. In fact make it a talking pie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 There's a joke in here somewhere involving The Rock and the belt but I'm too lazy to think of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 A talking pie? Are you out of your fucking mind. If it were a basket of glazed doughnuts, then yeah, of course, they'd be talking... but a PIE? How fucking cliched is that?! We're trying to rebuild the cruiserweight division here, not fucking make the fucking muppet show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 The pie could be someone's best friend, and in a heartwarming scene, they must decide if the pie lives..... or dies. Simpsons Jokes: The last refuge of the damned! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 A talking pie? Are you out of your fucking mind. If it were a basket of glazed doughnuts, then yeah, of course, they'd be talking... but a PIE? How fucking cliched is that?! We're trying to rebuild the cruiserweight division here, not fucking make the fucking muppet show. The pie MUST talk. The whole thing just doesn't work without it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 Hmm... You've sold me on the idea of a talking pie. But the pie mustn't talk for the first few weeks. And it should only begin talking when the champion -whomever or whatever they might be - has a moment of doubt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
