Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo attending to business. Russo is wearing a huge title belt while doing so. Important Russo related business decisions: - He met with newcomer Sonjay Dutt, and renamed him 'Bhutanese Bruiser', in order to sway the hearts of Bhutan towards World's Worst Wrestling - Bestia Salvaje faces Hulk Hogan for the title - He will face a mystery opponent for his "World Sports Entertainment title" - Roddy Piper will be 'punished' by facing Rey Mysterio Jr - That is all.. Your card for the night: WWW TITLE: Hulk Hogan © v. Bestia Salvaje Sting v. Lex Luger John Bradshaw Layfield v. Irwin R. Schyster WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE: X-Pac © v. Matthew Morgan Randy Savage v. Bodydonna Skip LOSER OF THE FALL LEAVES WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING: Animal and Johnny Grunge v. Sabu and Sadam David Flair and Sid v. The ICP WORLD SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TITLE: Vince Russo © v. ??? Roddy Piper v. Rey Mysterio Jr Bob Backlund v. Bhutanese Bruiser (Sonjay Dutt) Bruiser pledges to unleash the power of Bhutan. Backlund complains about the youth of today and declares that he will unveil the Bob Backlund of the 21st century soon Bhutanese Bruiser pinned Bob Backlund with the Hindu Press in 0:05:20. Rating: -1/4* Meanwhile in the back, Buff Bagwell pledges that he's not going to job for anybody and declares that he'll be 'Shooter Buff Bagwell' John Bradshaw Layfield is mad that IRS is now on CNBC. Also, the Reich has evil ex-lax brownies for Kevin Nash. But, Nash is watching on a monitor. Triple H walks though the back with his own Sting. What does this mean?? Roddy Piper is quite incoherant, and mad at Vince Russo Rey Misterio Jr. pinned Roddy Piper with the West Coast Pop in 0:02:37. Rating: 1/2* JBL places the brownies in the lockerroom. David Flair and Sid experience problems with a vending machine, leading to Sid bashing in the glass with David's crowbar. David Flair and Sid defeated The Insane Clown Posse when Sid pinned Violent J with the Power Bomb in 0:05:03. Rating: -** 1/2 After the match, the Horsemen appear to be close to beating the life out of David Flair and Sid, but then La Resistance (Rob Conway, Rene Dupree and Fifi) comes out of the crowd to make the save, with Fifi unleashing fury on Ric Flair. Randy Savage pinned Bodydonna Skip with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:00:24. Rating: * Randy Savage notices that Brooke Hogan is in the front row, and he shouts at her that Hulk should "Be a Man" Kevin Nash and Scott Hall urge 'Lil Sexay' (Brian Christopher) to eat the ex-lax brownies. Triple H claims that his Sting is the Sting who will shine in the light of Triple H and therefore illuminate the world. Evil Sting and Triple H defeated The Lost Boyz when HHH pinned Azrael with the Pedigree in 0:03:12. Rating: ** 1/4 Reverend Ed Ferrara hopes that X-Pac will see the light X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Matthew Morgan. X-Pac goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... X-Pac executes a kick to the head on Matthew Morgan. X-Pac runs into the ropes. Jamie Dundee hits X-Pac in the back with a chair. Danny Davis threatens Matthew Morgan with disqualification. Matthew Morgan executes the Choke Slam on X-Pac. Quite a few boos are audible. Matthew Morgan goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Quite a few boos are audible. The winner is Matthew Morgan. Time of match: 0:04:53 Matthew Morgan pinned X-Pac with the Choke Slam in 0:04:53. X-Pac tore his right triceps. He will be out for approximately 5 cards. Rating: * (Matthew Morgan won the WWW Western Hemisphere title.) As the trainers help X-Pac to the back, Roddy Piper launches an attack on the Church of Sports Entertainment Kevin Nash and Scott Hall poke the ex-lax brownies and laugh. John Bradshaw Layfield pinned Irwin R. Schyster with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:04:09. Rating: 1/2* Scott Steiner is now able to wrestle. Steiner talks of the girls he had sex with, and announces his return next week. La Resistance declares that after a night with a prostitute in Miami, they really love the United States, and they want to sing about it SPECIAL WORLD PREMIERE: The La Resistance video! (sung by La Resistance) From Montreal To Memphis, Parlez Vous Francais? Tell all the girls, La Resistance on their way ! We're not pretty boys, We're not a muscle head, We hate that long haired look, We like that preppy look instead !! We're All American Boys, All American Boys, We're All American Boys, All American Boys, We don't like Heavy Metal, We don't like Emo, no, All we like to listen to is Barry Manilow, Si vous croyez ce truc Alors vous êtes un idiot Comme nous dirions vraiment "We love the USA" HEY !!! We're All American Boys, All American Boys, We're All American Boys, All American Boys... Meanwhile in other retoolings: Sylvan Grenier is now 'QuebecQueer', the openly 'fah-bulous' Quebecois superstar. Animal executes the Powerslam on Sadam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Iron Sheik distracts Earl Hebner. Sadam begs off. Animal runs into the ropes. Sadam hits a powerslam on Animal. There is no referee to count. Earl Hebner is back on the job. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Sadam is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winners are The Axis of Evil. Time of match: 0:08:37 Loser of the fall leaves WWW: The Axis of Evil (Sabu the Beheader and Sadam) defeated Animal and Johnny Grunge when Sadam pinned Animal after a powerslam in 0:08:37. Rating: -** Animal walks to the back, all in dispair, and whatever. But then Johnny Grunge is able to put Sadam though a table, before he points up to heaven in honor of his late partner, and also before Sabu attacks him. Kevin Nash and Scott Hall eat doritos in the back, ignoring the dangerous ex-lax brownies, but unfortunately, Jyushin Lyger loves brownies, and did we mention that he spoiled the mystery right there? Vince Russo goes for a punch, but Jyushin Lyger counters it with an armbreaker. In turn, Vince Russo counters it with a facerake. Vince Russo whips Jyushin Lyger into the ropes. Jyushin Lyger hits Vince Russo with a koppo kick. Jyushin Lyger goes for the Running Lyger Bomb, but Vince Russo counters it with a Frankensteiner. A fan at ringside badmouths Vince Russo. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Vince Russo is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:02:33 Vince Russo pinned Jyushin Lyger after a Frankensteiner in 0:02:33. Rating: 1/4* (Vince Russo retained the World Sports Entertainment title.) Buff Bagwell attempts to attack Russo after the match, but then 'QuebecQueer' comes out to attack Bagwell. Meanwhile, Sexual Harrisment and Jerry Flynn and Chyna attack the Outsiders. Sting pinned Lex Luger with the Scorpion Death Drop in 0:04:24. Rating: 1/4* Triple H emerges after the match to unleash a beatdown on Sting. Lex Luger and Evil Sting join in. But then THE MONSTER MENG and Stevie Ray run out of the crowd to make the save for Sting. Deion Sanders appears on the jumbotron and declares that Meng and Stevie Ray are half of the team that will take on HHH's cronies. Meanwhile, Vince Russo is in the shower, I don't know why they were filming that, but Nathan Jones emerges from the mist to brutally attack Russo in the shower. And they were both naked. Eww. Hulk Hogan urges the Hulkamaniacs not to call 911 if they feel the shockwaves of Hogan legdropping Bestia Salvaje. Bestia Salvaje throws Hulk Hogan out of the ring. Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan get into a brawl at ringside. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. A fan at ringside badmouths Bestia Salvaje. The winner is Bestia Salvaje. Time of match: 0:05:49 Bestia Salvaje defeated Hulk Hogan by countout in 0:05:49. Rating: -*** 1/2 (Hulk Hogan retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) Hogan gets on the microphone after the match and challenges Savage, Salvaje and Sabu to a match. But, Hogan has a partner. Hogan declares his partner to be a 'true American hero' and his partner is 'The Chairman of the Board' La Parka Handicap-Match: The Axis of Evil (Bestia Salvaje and Sabu the Beheader) and Randy Savage defeated Hulk Hogan and La Parka when Savage pinned Hogan with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:03:56. Rating: -1/2* After the match, Los Immigrantes, La Parka, Johnny Grunge, and Jim Duggan brawl with Team Taliban and the Axis of Evil. Leaving Hogan and Savage to fight in the ring. Then suddenly, Brooke Hogan steps over the railing. Hulk urges her back to her seat, but Brooke picks up a steel chair and hits Hulk in the head. Macho Man and Brooke Hogan then tongue-kiss as we fade to a screen showing the new top 10. Top 10 Contenders! 10- Lex Luger 09- Ron Harris 08- Bhutanese Brusier 07- Scorpio Jr 06- Kevin Nash 05- ReBorne 04- Rey Misterio Jr 03- John Bradshaw Layfield 02- Randy Savage 01- Bestia Salvaje WH- Matthew Morgan BG- Triple H WT- Hulk Hogan THE NEXT WWW PAY-PER-VIEW "THE SURVIVAL SERIES" FOR THE WWW TITLE: Hulk Hogan defends his belt FOR THE BIG GOLD BELT: Triple H © v. Sting WAR GAMES: The Axis of Evil (Sabu, Sadam and Team Taliban) v. Jim Duggan, Johnny Grunge, La Parka, and Los Immigrantes ELIMINATION MATCHES: Nash's Army (Scott Hall, Lil Sexay Brian Christopher, Kane, Lita, and a partner) v. Team Reich (Baron Von Raschke, Jerry Lynn, Chyna, and Sexual Harris-ment) Team Game (Lex Luger, Evil Sting and two partners) v. Team Deion Sanders (Meng, Stevie Ray and two partners) The Four Horsemen 2000 (Ric Flair, Dean Malenko and the ICP) v. David Flair, Sid and La Resistance Team Russo (Vince Russo, The QuebecQueer & The Church of Sports Entertainment) v. Team Piper (Roddy Piper, Nathan Jones, Buff Bagwell and a partner) Next Show! WWW TITLE: Hulk Hogan defends against Bestia Salvaje LOSER MUST EAT EX-LAX BROWNIES: John Bradshaw Layfield faces Jyushin Lyger The Outsiders face Sexual Harris-ment FOR THE WORLD SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TITLE: Vince Russo defends against Kevin Sullivan Lil Sexay faces Jerry Lynn Sabu faces Johnny Grunge in a 'table' match La Resistance and David Flair face Ric Flair and The Insane Clown Posse La Parka takes on Sadam Team Deion Member #3, Meng and Stevie Ray face Lex Luger, Evil Sting and Team Game Member #3 Sid faces Dean Malenko in a 'submission' match Bob Backlund duels it out with Kane Nathan Jones and Buff Bagwell take on the Church of Sports Entertainment Scott Steiner will be in action! any thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 David Flair and Sid experience problems with a vending machine, leading to Sid bashing in the glass with David's crowbar. You should hire Crowbar, and that would be his only role - to be used by someone else to bash someone/something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 to clarify.. I did forget that the name of the next PPV is really "Gang Wars" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 So what sim program do you use for this, if any? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 I use TNM for the matches, and I make up the rest of the stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
