Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Here's the current 'signed' roster (I operate on TNM7 with an open fed, but I sign most of the regulars, to make it easier to book): Bestia Salvaje: gimmick - 1/3rd of 'Team Taliban' feud - with the Coalition Also facing Hogan for the title Bhutanese Bruiser (Sonjay Dutt): gimmick - he's from Bhutan, and that's good for business feud - none Bob Backlund: gimmick - he's a cranky old man, and he also has the 'New American Role Model' picked out feud - none Former Zombie Bodydonna Skip: gimmick - none, jobber to the stars. Although, he might do jumping jacks feud - none Buff Bagwell: gimmick - Buff jobs for nobody, brutha feud - mad at Vince Russo for daring to make him job Formerly "Bobby the Rookie" (based on "Sabotage") Chuck "Todd" Palumbo: gimmick - none, at the moment. He was 'Todd', but that gimmick sucked feud - none Todd was sorta like Todd from Beavis and Butthead. David Flair: gimmick - he's sorta crazy, and mad at his dad for that "beating him up" thing feud - with the New 4 Horsemen formerly one-half of the New ICP with Violent J Dean Malenko: gimmick - Teaching the ICP how to wrestle, being a horseman feud - with Sid, David Flair and friends formerly Algernon (WWW's former idiot turned super-genius) Deion Sanders: gimmick - his real life persona feud - with Triple H, for injuring him Sexual Harris-ment (Don and Ron Harris): gimmick - well, he is a twin. Sexual Harris-ment doesn't really sexually harass people.. yet. Also, he's part of the Reich. feud - with Kevin Nash and friends Los Immigrantes (El Dandy and Silver King): gimmick - He's a legal immigrant! (man, I ditched that illegal immigrant gimmick quick) feud - with Team Taliban, because they hate us for our freedom. I guess. Emilio Charles Jr: gimmick - Member of Team Taliban. Yes, we know they're really Mexican. feud - with the "Coalition" Evil Sting (formerly nWo Sting): gimmick - HHH's personal Sting-uh feud - with Sting, duh Hulk Hogan: gimmick - Do I really need to explain this? feud - with Macho Man Randy Savage, because Macho Man's slipping the manmeat to Hulk's daughter Iron Sheik: gimmick - member of the Axis of Evil, unable to take bumps feud - with the Coalition Jake Roberts: gimmick - He has a snake, I think. He's also fucking crazy feud - I don't think he's shown up after losing to Hall Jamie Dundee: gimmick - A disciple of the Church of Sports Entertainment feud - with Roddy Piper Formerly 'Cochese' Jerry Flynn: gimmick - Mulleted Ninja. Gets no airtime. feud - none Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict: gimmick - He loves sex, with Chyna feud - with Kane Jim Duggan: gimmick - HOOOOOOOOOOOO feud - with the Axis of Evil and Team Taliban John Bradshaw Layfield: gimmick - He hates Mexicans. And he's a "Germanic enthusiast", not a Nazi. Member of the Reich. feud - with Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan and Liberals Johnny Grunge: gimmick - for some reason, he's defending America feud - with the Axis of Evil Kane: gimmick - He just wants some love feud - with Jerry Lynn and Chyna Kevin Nash: gimmick - same as the last 5 years feud - with JBL La Parka: gimmick - The Chairman of the WWW, American Hero feud - with the Axis of Evil and Team Taliban Lex Luger: gimmick - financially dependant on Triple H feud - with Sting Lil Sexay (Brian Christopher): gimmick - Little buddy of Kevin Nash feud - with Nash's enemies, I bet Matthew Morgan: gimmick - disciple of Sports Entertainment. feud - with Piper and his friends Formerly 'The Robot" Maven: gimmick - nothing right now feud - none Former Zombie Meng gimmick - The Monster, a friend of Deion Sanders feud - with Triple H and friends Randy Savage: gimmick - telling Hulk Hogan to 'be a man', nailing Hogan's daughter feud - with the Hulkster ReBorne: gimmick - A very pissed off Doink feud - none Formerly Doink/Matt Borne La Resistance (Rene Dupree and Rob Conway): gimmick - They love the USA feud - with the Horsemen, I guess Ric Flair: gimmick - that's no gimmick, he's really like that feud - with his son and Sid Roddy Piper: gimmick - same as it was in 1984 feud - with Vince Russo Sabu the Beheader: gimmick - he beheads people. Well, he claims he does. feud - with the Coalition, and infidels with heads, I guess Sadam: gimmick - The illegitimate son of Saddam Hussein, who is mad at the USA for imprisoning him. feud - with the Coalition Scorpio Jr: gimmick - Member of Team Taliban feud - with the Coalition Scott Hall: gimmick - same ol.. also does surveys alot feud - with Sexual Harris-ment Scott Steiner: gimmick - has sex with alot of women feud - none yet.. going to make his return on the next show The Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J): gimmick - Insane clowns. Horsemen. Violent J is the Enforcer feud - with David Flair and Sid Shawn Stasiak: gimmick - He has dirt on everybody in the company feud - He really hasn't appeared since the PPV Sid: gimmick - Master of the Squirrels, Psycho feud - with the Horsemen Stevie Ray: gimmick - Deion's buddy, fruit booty feud - with Triple H and friends Sting: gimmick - The Stinger feud - with Triple H The Abortionist: gimmick - he does abortions feud - nobody at the moment. He might be turning face soon. The Quebecqueer/Sylvan Grenier: gimmick - he's gay, yeah. feud - with Roddy Piper. Continuing Piper's fine tradition of feuding with people who wear women's underwear Triple H: gimmick - God almighty feud - with Sting Vince Russo: gimmick - The head of World's Worst Wrestling, Savior of the WWF feud - with Roddy Piper Viscera: gimmick - he looks odd.. I guess feud - nobody X-Pac: gimmick - same gimmick as he's had before feud - He's hurt, but mad at Matthew Morgan --- I've probably left somebody out.. any thoughts, comments, ideas? and the following WWW wrestlers need retooling - Chuck Palumbo Viscera Maven oh yeah... read and comment on cards too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Here's the World's Worst Wrestling title match i'm leaning towards for the "Gang Wars" PPV: Hulk Hogan v. Macho Man Randy Savage v. Kevin Nash v. John Bradshaw Layfield in a "Unique Four Corners" match Hogan and Savage will start the match Nash and Layfield will have a match to determine who enters the match last. The loser of that match will come down to the ring at the five minute mark The winner of that match will come down to the ring at the ten minute mark Pinfall and Submission will be the only ways to win the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 World's Worst Wrestling title histories: WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H - 12/21/02 * defeats the Iron Sheik in a battle royal Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 Kevin Nash - 05/30/04 *defeated Cochese (Jamie Dundee) in a tournament final John Bradshaw Layfield - 06/13/04 Hulk Hogan - 06/13/04 BIG GOLD BELT: Vince Russo - 10/06/02 *defeated Eric Bischoff David Arquette - 10/09/02 Vince Russo (2) - 10/23/02 Kimo - 05/01/03 Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 Triple H - 05/30/04 *awarded title Deion Sanders - 06/08/04 Triple H (2) - 06/13/04 WORLD'S WORST TAG TEAM TITLES/WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLES: X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett - 10/09/02 *defeated Sid Vicious and Paul Wight to win the titles Sid Vicious and David Arquette - 10/24/02 Kevin Nash and Triple H - 10/24/02 Trish Stratus and Victoria - 12/22/02 *defeated the Outsiders The Iraq Attaq (Hussein Credible & Abdullah bin Cameljockey) - 12/27/02 The A-Train and The Big Show - 05/01/03 *defeated Hussein Credible & Viscera Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 The Illegal Immigrants (Silver King and El Dandy) - 05/30/04 John Bradshaw Layfield and Shawn Stasiak - 06/02/04 Kevin Nash and Rey Mysterio Jr - 06/04/04 Team Taliban (Scorpio Jr and Emilio Charles Jr) - 06/08/04 WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE: X-Pac - 06/13/04 *defeated Lex Luger in a tournament final Matthew Morgan - 06/19/04 WORLD SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TITLE: Vince Russo - 06/17/04 *Won 64 man tournament in Kuala Lampur, Malaysia; defeated Toshiaki Kawada in the finals. This show was untaped. WWW SHOOT TITLE: Tazz's Cousin (Chris Chetti) - 12/27/02 Al Wilson - 12/30/02 -Title forgotten- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Chuck Palumbo, Wrestling Mime. He gets interview time, too, he just mimes everything (obviously). "So, Chuck, what you're saying is, you're going to put your opponent in a box, then you're going to check your watch, only to see that it's not working?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 Revisions and additions The Purple Cobras (Chuck Palumbo and Brakkus) Gimmick - They're a dodgeball team and they throw dodgeballs at their opponents Feud - Meng and Stevie Ray are pissed at them Dustin Flair (formerly Dustin Rhodes/Goldust) Gimmick - Ric Flair's adopted son Feud - with David Flair Maven Gimmick - Mime Feud - none Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 SCANDAL HITS WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING Various groups have condemned World's Worst Wrestling for allowing Macho Man Randy Savage to claim that he had sex with 16 year old Brooke Hogan. Unfortunately for them, Savage is protected under the 'Sports Entertainment Immunity Act of 1994" which has allowed for Rikishi to run over Stone Cold and Hogan to throw the Giant off of Cobo Hall, Savage cannot be arrested. Although rumor has it that Savage is a marked man and he may be arrested during the next show. Referees go on strike The main four referees in WWW went on strike. In response to this, WWW chairman Vince Russo fired them and hired four new referees. The new referees are Mike Sparks, Barry 'Bull' Buchanan, Billy Silverman, The Sandman and Mickey Jay Buchanan was hired due to his size, and lack of other redeeming qualities. It's expected he will still get bumped alot. Sandman is a concern due to his tendancy to always be drunk. He'll be the most liberal of all WWW referees. Silverman and Jay are former WCW referees. Sparks is a former WWE referee Know your Yakuza Profiles for the three Yakuza who will face Kevin Nash and Scott Hall Gedo - "What a career turnaround Gedo has had since walking out on FMW. He's been reborn as one of the best junior heels this side of Dick Togo. His style is much more refined and fitting for a Southern heel (as weird as that is) like Gedo. He and Jado are an awesome team and have really spiced up New Japan's junior tag division and Team 2000. It's safe to say that they'll continue their success until they sign exclusively or grow stale." Kenzo Suzuki - "Suzuki was a major rugby football star before joining New Japan, representing his country and competing at club level in Great Britain. He was initiated into New Japan in April, 1999, amidst much hype, and was instantly billed as a future superstar before even debuting. After a few months on an overseas learning excursion, he debuted in a high profile match at the Tokyo Dome on 1/4/00, facing Manabu Nakanishi. He quickly established himself as the top young lion in New Japan, convincingly winning the 2000 Young Lions Cup, and defeating a man three years his senior, Shinya Makabe, in the final on 5/5/00. In just his first year as a wrestler, he competed in the prestigious G1 Climax, and despite no wins, gained vital experience. In mid-2001, he formed an upstart team called Kings of the Hill with fellow young lion, Hiroshi Tanahashi, the two slowly working their way up the ranks. A little over three years after he debuted, on 1/16/03, Kenzo handed in his resignation to New Japan, deciding to join his mentor, Riki Choshu, in his new World Japan promotion. One of Japan's tallest wrestlers, Kenzo is an upcoming young star due to his size, strength, and impressive agility." Onyro - "Onryo, the vengeful ghost, has been an exceptional flyer working the independents of Japan. While he will never make it to the "big times" of Japan, Onryo dosn't need to. A cult-like figure with his unique gimmick, Onryo is well traveled and is probably peaking right now. I expect him to continue along the road he's on and while his success might not be easily measured, he's pretty consistant and people bring him in quite a bit so obviously he's doing something right. Hopefully he keeps his gimmick fresh and maintains his hard-bumping lucha style well and gives us some quality wrestling over the next few years" No word on how the Vengeful Ghost ended up in this.. but it's rumored that he may stay on in World's Worst Wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 I like my idea for Palumbo better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 Maven may not bring the same force to the Mime gimmick. I'm also gonna probably use Van Hammer a bit. Name: Van Hammer Hometown: Philadelphia, PA Finisher: Jackhammer Foreign Object: Guitar No truth to the rumors that i'll bring in 'Macho Pump' ( http://www.highspots.com/arena/prof/machopump.htm ) and his inverted nipples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING SIGNS THREE FORMER TOUGH ENOUGH STARS WWW Chairman Vince Russo is proud to announce that World's Worst Wrestling has reached deals with Tough Enough contestants Darryl and Wendell. Darryl stands 6 feet 10 inches and weighs over 300 pounds. Wendell is rumored to stand 5 feet 10 inches and weigh 200 pounds. Russo looks forward to seeing if both wrestlers can deliever passable shoot promos. Russo also said that the WWW style would compensate for their lack of stamina. WWW has also signed Chad Angeli. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
