Guest papacita Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Ok, I just got the Royal Rumble 02 tape and watched it for the 1st time today. During the Rumble, JR had probably the funniest line of the whole PPV. "JR: It's Chucky!!!! Lawler: Chucky? What's wrong with Chucky? JR: I think it's yucky!" Actually wasn't that funny but it had me laughing for a minute. Anyway, that got me thinking what is your favorite JR quote (as in funny quotes). Mine would hafta be from last summer when he called Paul Heyman a human boil, and from the Higher Power Raw in 99. "Vince: IT'S ME AUSTIN!!! JR: AWW SON OF A BITCH!!!" Anyway, what are yours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Someone uses/used it in their sig... It was around the time of JR's heel turn and association with Dr. Death Steve Williams. He was pissed off because he felt he was being pushed out of his job because of his most recent attack of Bell's Palsy. He had his own mini commentator desk (JR is WAR) placed in front of the regular one, where Michael Cole was doing PBP. At one point, Cole says something to the effect of: "I'd call the match, but there's a big cowboy hat in my way..." JR's rejoinder: "There's gonna be a big cowboy boot up your ass if you don't shut up..." Classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 I think once JR was trying to put over HHH or Undertaker as a huge heel..and at the end of the show, HHH or Taker was doing something very Heel-esque, and JR was just screaming over and over.. "Damn his soul! Damn his soul to hell!!" You know it's bad when the friggin announcer is damning another mans soul to Hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 25, 2002 "Vince: IT'S ME AUSTIN!!! JR: AWW SON OF A BITCH!!!" I love that one, also "<name> is as useful as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking match." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 25, 2002 JR: ACK ACK BY GAWD I'M DYING! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER OF A DEATH* *Quote has yet to happen, but it will happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted April 25, 2002 The whole JR is pissed angle was gold. When he set up that table, that was just hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted April 25, 2002 It was even funnier when Billy Gunn went through it..lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Special K Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Anytime he gets apoplectic and starts screaming about black hearts, evil souls, I chuckle fondly. Anytime he makes his retarded folksy references, I sigh. (JR must have been a terror as a child, beating defenceless animals and puring boiling water on their heads.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 25, 2002 I also think JR was molested as a child or something... "Take him to the woodshed, damnit!" I know what woodsheds were used for back then, but damn. What did JR, JR's dad, government mules, and all those hosses do in that woodshed? ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 JR's pronunciation of "Vehicle" "vEEhickEL" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 When he refers to anyone saying their are goofier than a pet coon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 When he refers to anyone saying their are goofier than a pet coon. I'm surprised he hasn't had the NAACP on his ass for that one, yet.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted April 25, 2002 If anyone has a tape of Wrestlemania 17, go back and listen to the first words JR says directly after Steve Austin pins The Rock: "GEE-GA-MAYNEY!" It's funny as hell. I've watched it like 20 times and I still have no idea. I think he was trying to say "Good God Almighty" but started choking on his own spit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Someone uses/used it in their sig... It was around the time of JR's heel turn and association with Dr. Death Steve Williams. He was pissed off because he felt he was being pushed out of his job because of his most recent attack of Bell's Palsy. He had his own mini commentator desk (JR is WAR) placed in front of the regular one, where Michael Cole was doing PBP. At one point, Cole says something to the effect of: "I'd call the match, but there's a big cowboy hat in my way..." JR's rejoinder: "There's gonna be a big cowboy boot up your ass if you don't shut up..." Classic! That was a great quote and I just watched that RAW like 2 weeks ago. It had me rolling on the floor laughing. I'd love to hear JR say something about a pet coon while Faarooq was sitting next to him, that'd be the funniest thing ever... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wonderboy Report post Posted April 25, 2002 I loved the one last year when Ross and Heyman were announcing. William Regal was walking down the aisle, and JR goes, "Look at his face. He looks like he just smelled .. your .... torso.". All Heyman could say is "Wha?". Great matches are not the reason I tape Raw, no, it's random JR quotes. My other favorite was at Wrestlemania 14 when Billy Gunn and Mick Foley fell off the ladder into the dumpster, JR goes "OOOOOOOHHHMAAAAAAAAAAHGAWD!", and stretches it until they fall in the dumpster. Ross was awesome before the Bells Palsy hit him for the second time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted April 25, 2002 I loved the one last year when Ross and Heyman were announcing. William Regal was walking down the aisle, and JR goes, "Look at his face. He looks like he just smelled .. your .... torso.". All Heyman could say is "Wha?". Great matches are not the reason I tape Raw, no, it's random JR quotes. My other favorite was at Wrestlemania 14 when Billy Gunn and Mick Foley fell off the ladder into the dumpster, JR goes "OOOOOOOHHHMAAAAAAAAAAHGAWD!", and stretches it until they fall in the dumpster. Ross was awesome before the Bells Palsy hit him for the second time. I hope he has one big bells palsy attack on air and we all get to laugh at him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Late 2000, Triple H cost's Austin the world title match on RAW against Kurt Angle. HHH & Austin are having this HUGE (((((((((((((((((INTENSE))))))))))))))))))) Stare down and Jim Ross is Screaming at Triple H, "THAT NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH JUST COST THE RATTLESNAKE THE WWF TITLE!!!!! GET IN THERE TRIPLE H, THERE'S NO ANCHOR TIED TO YOUR ASS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted April 25, 2002 'Aw, son of a bitch.' when the Greater power angle was revealed. It was great. Yeah, I know that's what the original post said. I hope he has one big bells palsy attack on air and we all get to laugh at him That's fucking horrible. But I cracked up when I read it and I'm still laughing. Slobberknocker of a death was funny, too. Disclaimers rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Special K Report post Posted April 25, 2002 People used to complain about Rick using three catchphrases an interview, JR can use 3 in one SENTENCE. "Good Gawd awmighty, Austin whipping the black soul of Booger Red like a gubuhmint mule, and now he's runnin', runnin' like a scalded dog ba Gawd!" An exaggeration, but you know you've heard sentences out of his mouth like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted April 25, 2002 The funniest is when Lawler(rarely) calls him on his hypocrisy. It was at Backlash: "Damn that X-Pac! He just interfered! That was dastardly and he's not even in the match!" "Well Farooq just interfered." "Yeah so." "Well he's not in this match." "Well it was dastardly to." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 25, 2002 i still say the funniest JR quote was on Raw when D'Lo went for the frog splash and JR, trying to act cool says: "Who's your daddy D'Lo!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted April 25, 2002 "The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face into that large woman's ass!!! I can't believe I just said that!" But the William Regal smelling Heyman's torso is now my all-time favorite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 "*wrestler* is runnin' away like a scalded dog!!!" Just cracks me up every time. It's also hilarious whenever JR tries to use street lingo. I remember at Invasion he was like "Kurt Angle is OWNING the Dudleys!!! He is OWNING ECW!!!" There was also a Raw a couple months ago where he used the word "dis". And what the hell is a Booger Red? At WM, Lawler kept asking him during the UT/Flair match and JR just kept avoiding it. I think the people have a right to know! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted April 25, 2002 "The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face into that large woman's ass!!! I can't believe I just said that!" That, I feel, was the funniest thing Jim Ross said. I remember that stupid but funny "Kiss My Ass" match. Jim Ross was hilarious throughout the whole match, and King was actually funny as well. 1999 wasn't such a shitty year after all......but it probably was..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Jim Ross; "Mankind gave Al Snow head last Monday." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Anytime JR references Patterson or Heyman's sexual orientation it's golden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 25, 2002 At Wrestlemania 2000 when Foley got pinned by HHH JR said something like "Kick out! Kick out! It's over! Damn it! Damn it!" Then the King went off about being impartial. That always cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 JR refering to SCSA: "I'll bite your ass, uhh I mean he will fight your ass till he is dead!" -He said this during a PPV, I forget which one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 25, 2002 "Lita's jerking Edge off...." :5 minutes later: "The Ladder!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted April 25, 2002 The JR comments when HHH screwed Austin out of the title against Angle scared the hell out of me. I seriously thought he was having a heart attack. Hell, he did the same thing when Trips won at WM 18. I was watching at my local Hooters and said, "Goddamn, calm the fuck down, Jim." Some of his best stuff had to be at Survivor Series last year when Heyman kept provoking him. They also had a spat on RAW that was just awesome because I thought they were going legitimately going to scrap right then and there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
