PROMO: G is for Great

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

[We fade into a stylish gym, where we see Rob Gilbert and his bodyguard/trainer Mitch Duncan. Duncan is lifting weights as Gilbert stands by and drinks bottled water.]

 

ROB GILBERT - Well, hello..

 

[Gilbert puts his water down]

 

GILBERT - My name is Rob Gilbert, the newest SWF superstar, and richer than most of you put together.

 

[Gilbert laughs]

 

Gilbert - It might be cruel, but it's the truth. You see, I'm here with my trainer, Mitch D, and i'm getting ready for my SWF debut. That will be the start of my meteoric rise to the top.

 

[Gilbert laughs, again]

 

Gilbert - You see, the reason why i'm here is because I have dominated since my debut. Ever since my debut back in March of this year, I'm pretty sure that nobody has defeated me. And how could they? you see, I got letters for Soccer and Tennis, I was on the debate team and I have an orange belt in Karate, and I am a lethal fighting machine. Trust me there.

 

[Gilbert strikes a fighting pose, his hands in front of his face, with his right hand further out]

 

Gilbert - After my destruction of many people thoughout the nation in the last 3 months, I called up the SWF and I got this opportunity. Some would want to show their skeptical nature and claim that since i'm the lightest wrestler in the SWF, that it will be hard. They're full of it. I'm lethal. I got class and I'll kick your BUTT. Tell them more Mitch

 

[Mitch puts down the weights and Gilbert hands him the waterbottle. Mitch takes a drink and starts.]

 

Mitch - You see.. this kid here.. Rob Gilbert.. is the best wrestler i've ever seen, at this level of development. With only months under his belt, he's already one of the.. premiere.. superstars.. out there. I will be proud once he shows his ability to the fans here in the SWF.

 

[Gilbert glares at Duncan.]

 

Gilbert - At this level? what the hell is that supposed to mean?

 

Duncan - Well, you only started training in January. You're not the best ever, you're the best ever of all wrestlers with 6 months under their belts.

 

Gilbert - Nah.. I'm the best around. Don't you know that?

 

Duncan - Let's be modest here.

 

Gilbert - Why be modest when you can be honest? Mitch.. you haven't been around the big time, have you? I have. Not just as a wrestler. But, in general. I've been to 2 Presidential Inaugerations and a Super Bowl. This is big time Mitch and you have to realize that. You might be my trainer and bodyguard and all that, but this is the big time. All these people watching know that. They also will figure out that I will be the next big superstar. And one of the best around. They may not realize it, but they will know it.

 

Duncan - Ok man.. why don't you start lifting? you haven't lifted anything today.

 

Gilbert - Oh, ok.. And to all of you fans out there, Greatness is Gilbert, it goes together.

 

[Gilbert walks towards the bench as Duncan removes a few weights from the bar.]

 

*Fade to black*