The One And Only Great American Bore Thread

[NYU 0]

I guess they needed a hot opener to compensate for 2 hour of mind numbing crap.

Then the plan is failing. The crowd is noticeably dead for this match so far.

 

Which means.....if they're like this for the Fatal Fourway......there might be a negative heat vacuum during the Gunn/Kenzo match.

 

Tonight does NOT look good.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Fatal Four Way to start things off.

Reminds me of WCW, using the one good match to begin the PPV. Then it all goes downhill. Well, I guess there's still Rey/Chavo in match #1733 of their series.

I bet that will be the next match. And it will be five minutes.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Quick Poll:

 

Will this years GAB suck more than the 1999 version?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Will this years GAB suck more than the 1999 version?

 

Nah, Eddie can pull a good match out of Bradshaw. Savage couldn't even do that with Nash.

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

Cena rolls up RVD after RVD hit a frog splash on both Booker T and Dupree

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Unfair comparison. Savage by 1999 was completely a shell of his former self. Sid returning though saved that match.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I'm going for Booker T now via Angle interfering.

 

Edit: Rene Dupree has been eliminated.

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

Booker T pins Dupree after Cena hit an F-U on Dupree

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Fuck, I predicted Dupree. Oh well, I'm 0 for 1 tonight.

[Guest Besus]

Man of... *sigh*

 

You think GAB 2004 sucks and you don't like Smackdown.

 

That's great,now go eye your TV, not your monitor.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Wait a minute...are ANY tag matches scheduled tonight? (Handicap matches don't count)

[Lil' Bitch 0]

As a matter of fact, nope, Man of 1004 Modes.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

  As a matter of fact, nope, Man of 1004 Modes.

Well that shows how forgetable this card islooking considering I started a predictions thread a few days ago. tsk tsk tsk...

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

Cena retains, after an F-U on Booker T

[SamoaRowe 0]

Man of... *sigh*

 

You think GAB 2004 sucks and you don't like Smackdown.

 

That's great,now go eye your TV, not your monitor.

Maybe if I had something better to do.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Haas / Reigns is next.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Man of... *sigh*

 

You think GAB 2004 sucks and you don't like Smackdown.

 

That's great,now go eye your TV, not your monitor.

Maybe if I had something better to do.

Ditto.

 

Smackdown sucks. Whats your point?

[Guest Choken One]

Cena keeping the title makes zero sense...They need a bigger heel and putting the title on Booker does that.

[The Mandarin 0]

Haas / Reigns is next.

You COULD be watching Extreme Home Makeover, but noooo..

 

It's a repeat anyways.

[NYU 0]

Major WWE PLOTHOLE!!

 

Angle said that Haas should cancel any plans he had for tonight. But if his match with Luther is coming up next.....reasonably, Haas should be able to continue anything he may have had scheduled for tonight. The match should only take a couple of minutes, so it's unreasonable to think that there is absolutely no time to go out after the match.

 

What a plothole! WWE SUCKS!!!!!!!!

[Guest TigerDriver91]

So Cena retains? First match and already a stupid result.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Cena keeping the title makes zero sense...They need a bigger heel and putting the title on Booker does that.

I suppose it just establishes Cena as a stronger champion, so when he does lose the title it will mean more.

 

 

But you're also right, a Booker T title reign would have been enjoyable. At least this keeps Cena out of the main event scene for a bit.

[Guest TigerDriver91]

John Cena's gimmick is even more retarded than Eugene. I was hoping to see him lose the title to someone that doesn't resort to acting like a child.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I knew Cena would retain, because I'm thinking that it's going to be Luther Reigns who unseats Cena as champion.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I knew Cena would retain, because I'm thinking that it's going to be Luther Reigns who unseats Cena as champion.

Please....PLEASE tell me you are joking when you said that.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I knew Cena would retain, because I'm thinking that it's going to be Luther Reigns who unseats Cena as champion.

I heard it's Angle.

 

 

They're after all, planning Angle vs Cena for Summerslam.

[NYU 0]

End the match already! I mean....nobody bought tickets to watch Haas/Luther. Nobody! Just end the time-filling and give the people WHAT THEY WANT!!

 

 

Ah, there's the $Money Match$!

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I knew Cena would retain, because I'm thinking that it's going to be Luther Reigns who unseats Cena as champion.

Please....PLEASE tell me you are joking when you said that.

No, I'm not joking. I can seriously see them going that way. I realized it when Luther said after he beat Funaki that anyone who disrespects Angle has to deal with him.

 

As for Angle, I don't really see him winning the US Title at this stage in his career, but Angle will doubtless be involved in a Cena/Reigns match.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

FUCK! Haas lost. WWE

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

We Want Mordecai! Watching him squash Hardcore Holly sure sounds like it will be the match on the night in the entertainment department.