Promo: R-O-B-Z-I-L-L-A, Yeah

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

[We fade to Rob Gilbert jogging, wearing a Yankee cap, t-shirt and dress pants. Gilbert notices the cameraman and stops.]

 

Gilbert - "Hey, I'm the only undefeated guy around this area, ya know"

 

[Gilbert laughs]

 

Gilbert - "I gotta give it to Munich and Manson, they're great, but i'm just better than them. I'm one of the smartest men in wrestling. Ya know. I didn't drool when I went to see a card. And now, I get to wrestle in my territory, Hartford, Connecticut. And I'm enjoying that I get to dedicate myself to training"

 

Cameraman - "That's mostly what you do, right?"

 

Gilbert - "You don't talk, remember? Anyways. Yes, I do train. I have to be ready to defeat all the odds and beat that guy i'm facing. The Perfect Storm. Let me tell you this, there's 30% chance of some shattered storms, but nothing perfect. In fact, from what I read, this guy is a real class act"

 

[Gilbert shakes his head]

 

Gilbert - "First off, he goes off like the big dumb jock that he is, off on a scholarship to play for Bobby Bowden, and then he starts to beat people up. I have a rich friend down there, he heard that he started that altercation. I gotta say, it's possible. Anyways, after he blows his ride, he goes to jail and becomes a burden on the taxpayers of Florida. He then goes off and gets his buddy to get him out on some technicality. Guys like Sean Davis, who propell college sports, are the reason why common people can't afford to go to big colleges."

 

[Gilbert laughs]

 

Gilbert - "And I have to salute him for that somewhat. Let's face it, I'd rather make sure that the uneducated and ignorant stay away from the elite, such as myself. I'd rather not have a country bumpkin next to me in the halls of Columbia. And i'm sure all my fans in Brown, Harvard, Yale and BYU would rather not deal with the Elmers of the world. But, other than that jail thing, I don't have much of a problem with Sean Davis. He did his time, he probably paid most of it too, and now he gets to assault people without risk of arrest, so he's set. It's a shame he'll lose his debut match to Robzilla."

 

[Gilbert winks]

 

Gilbert - "Ya know, there's one more thing about him that bothers me. Let's find that printout."

 

["Crockett's theme" by Jan Hammer starts to play as Gilbert walks into his office and shuffles though the paper. Until his face lights up, having found the printout. The music stops too.]

 

Gilbert - "Here it is.. nicknames.. The Handsome Hurricane"

 

[Gilbert laughs]

 

Gilbert - "No wonder this guy got into a fight in Talahassee. He should be 'The Stunning Seminole' or something like that. But then again, I am known as 'The Chappaqua Charmer'"

 

[Gilbert winks again and we hear knocking on the door.]

 

Gilbert - "Get that"

 

[The cameraman walks over and opens the door and we see a short man in a suit and pants.]

 

Gilbert - "Louis! Let me introduce you to the fans. This is Louis Syffler, he's my lawyer and this is quite the coincidence. Louis, what's up?"

 

Syffler - "Nothing. I'm just checking by"

 

Gilbert - "You know i'm facing Sean Davis, right? He has a lawyer too, have you guys met?"

 

Syffler - "Nope. I guess we might meet at the big convention in Newark. I don't know"

 

Gilbert - "Louis, considering that I don't get into fights and all that, tell those illiterate fans what you do"

 

Syffler - "I'm around just in case Mr. Gilbert gets into any trouble."

 

Gilbert - "You're one of the most expensive, and therefore best, lawyers in New York. And you're working for me, Mr. Straight A, Mr. Robzilla. Ain't that great?"

 

Syffler - "Yeah, i'm getting paid big time for nothing, it's like the Democrats are in office"

 

Gilbert - "Geez Louie, don't scare these people"

 

[Gilbert shakes his head.]

 

Gilbert - "Anyways, let me send a messege to Sean Davis. Sean, i'm sure you rock and all, but I rock harder. I'm sure you're the big man with the big muscles, but I will chop you down and beat you with my fists of fury. Sean Davis, Stunning Seminole, I will unleash the pain train on you and I will make you wish you were back in prison eating macaroni and cheese, bub! Yeeeeeaaahhh!"

 

[Gilbert holds out his hand and gives a thumbs up while smirking. And we fade to black.]