Promoish: An announcement from Robzilla

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

[We cut to an office where Rob Gilbert's personal Lawyer, Mr. Louis Syffler is sitting. He's holding a piece of paper.]

 

Syffler - "This is a memo from Rob Gilbert. He is unable to make this announcement himself as he has refused to do so on the air."

 

[syffler takes a chug of bottled water.]

 

Syffler - "It is my duty to inform you, the SWF fanbase, and you, Mr. Mitch Duncan, that Mr. Mitch Duncan's services as trainer and bodyguard to Mr. Robert B. Gilbert have been terminated."

 

[syffler takes a drink.]

 

Syffler - "It is due to the inadequate training of Mr. Duncan that I, Rob Gilbert, the greatest wrestler in the civilized world, lost a match to Sean Davis. Mister Duncan failed to adequately train me for my match with Sean Davis. He also failed to provide adequate protection during this match. His actions provided massive embarassment for myself, as numerous friends saw my defeat due to his shoddy teaching techniques"

 

[syffler takes a drink.]

 

Syffler - "It is regrettable that such a thing had to happen, but it is not my fault. Had Mr. Duncan been a better trainer, he would still have his job. I, Rob Gilbert, did not spend thousands of dollars to lose a match. I did not spend thousands of dollars to be mistrained by a man who probably doesn't know how to wrestle. It is due to his sloppiness that I was defeated tonight."

 

[syffler takes a drink.]

 

Syffler - "While it is heartbreaking to me and my family that I was the victim of negligence. We must move on. That is why I have hired a new trainer. His name is "The Terrific One" Timothy Valentine. Timothy was a champion in his time. His usage of technical skills and other tricks will be useful when applied and taught to me. He will also accompany me to the ring as a 'mentor'. It is unforunate that Mr. Duncan had to be fired, but it is obvious by his insubordination and his lackluster teaching that I would never accomplish glory with him around. But with The Terrific One, I am sure that I will recover from this unfortunate defeat. That is all."

 

[syffler shakes his head.]

 

Syffler - "Well, it's tough for me to have to read this memo. But then again, I didn't know Duncan and I don't care about him either. Anyways, cya chumps"

 

[Fade to black]