Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Misunderstood Banky: I did generally enjoy the Dutchman, Witty Banter, and the Illustrious One. The rest can go fuck a duck. Banned Banky: I didn't do anything wrong. Everyone knew it, Dames knew it. But it was a technicality. And brought back again Banky: I hooked him up with the knowledge necessary to fix this shit. It worked. In return, he let me come back. Born Charles Sherwood Banklin, November 28 1981 in Saskatchewan to Molly and Chester Banklin and nicknamed "Banky" by his aunt. Tonight we take a look at one of messageboarding's most infamous posters ever and a man often called a troll when TSM goes Behind the Posting: Banky At a young age Banky's mother knew he would be something special right from the start. Banky's Mom: "I would often take him to the park to feed the ducks. Well he was able to garner the trust of the other kids and would often get them to agree to share their cookies with him in exchange for some juice. Well we never brought juice to the park, so after Banky ate the cookies he would point at a random object and run back to me snickering as the other child by now had realised he'd been duped and was crying." It didn't stop there though. Through out Banky's childhood he had to lookout for himself. Banky: "I grew up on the tough streets of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. I can't help but think that my surroundings helped develop me into the person I am today. The Jaw was the home on the Prarie's of bare knuckle boxing. Nothings beats hearing the searing crunch of an orbital bone cracking. Thats what I had to deal with as a kid. That, in addition to the fact that my dad was a Bowie fan, helped develop Banky. Y'know, always re-inventing themselves. I just had more hits than Bowie, ya'dig?" __________________________________________ Next! What brought this tough street smart kid into the lap of TSM? and later CWM: "It was completely unfair. Fuck Marney" When we return to TSM Behind the Posting: Banky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Don't bother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Returning, that is. Don't bother returning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Did Subliminal_Animal stop posting already? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 9, 2004 That's what happened the last time Inc wrote Spider-Man. Don't let it happen again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 10, 2004 The tough kid from the streets of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan nicknamed "Banky" loved wrestling. Banky: "I loved watching people hurt one another and others cheer about it. Boxing was pretty good but wrestling had so much more. People hitting other people with chairs and shit. You know Banky loves the violence." couple his love for wrestling with his knowledge of computers and it wasn't long before he joined the infamous IWC. There Banky would make a name for himself amongst the interweb world. His first stomping grounds would lead him to the very board he helped establish and helped establish him. CWM: "Well I first encountered Banky at WDI when he was posting under the gimmick name of Axl Homes which has to be the most underrated gimmick of all time." Banky: "I posted at WDI. Everyone in that generally lame, dreadfull, and conservative message board couldn't handle my sass. No pun instended to the condescending moderator we all know and love. Anyway, I guess I made several cyber foes over there who just couldn't handle the fact that I had a life, friends, and didn't need to join a ghey posting clique to fit in. Fuck them, they were overbearing. I did generally enjoy the Dutchman, Witty Banter, and the Illustrious One. The rest can go fuck a duck. So after one of my frequent bannings over there, I came here. If you thought the WDI at the time was boring, this was 10 times worse. It had losers like Popick and others of the same irk running wild. It has to be noted, it also had Incandenza who was castrated by his love for wrestling. He wasn't nearly the poster he is today. Anyway, I came in here and fucked everything up. Ask anyone who made this flaming folder fun again several years back? It was me. If they don't agree, they're fucking liars. I was the mack daddy of this shit..." CWM: "I didn't really interact with Banky until he started posting alot in the NHB folder at TSM. From the start I found him to be entertaining and funny. Once We started UGS I really got to know him and found out he was also pretty cool." _________________ Was Banky really cool though? We'll find out when we return to TSM Behind the Posting: Banky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 This is pretty interesting, but it'd be cooler if it was about me obviously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 This is pretty interesting, but it'd be cooler if it was about me obviously. At a young age Moist Party Gurl's mother knew he would be something special right from the start. Moist Party Gurl's Mom: "I would often take him to the park to feed the ducks. Well he was able to garner the trust of the other kids and would often get them to agree to share their cookies with him in exchange for some juice. Well we never brought juice to the park, so after Moist Party Gurl ate the cookies he would point at a random object and run back to me snickering as the other child by now had realised he'd been duped and was crying." It didn't stop there though. Through out Moist Party Gurl's childhood he had to lookout for himself. Moist Party Gurl: "I grew up on the tough streets of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. I can't help but think that my surroundings helped develop me into the person I am today. The Jaw was the home on the Prarie's of bare knuckle boxing. Nothings beats hearing the searing crunch of an orbital bone cracking. Thats what I had to deal with as a kid. That, in addition to the fact that my dad was a Bowie fan, helped develop Moist Party Gurl. Y'know, always re-inventing themselves. I just had more hits than Bowie, ya'dig?" The tough kid from the streets of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan nicknamed "Moist Party Gurl" loved wrestling. Moist Party Gurl: "I loved watching people hurt one another and others cheer about it. Boxing was pretty good but wrestling had so much more. People hitting other people with chairs and shit. You know Moist Party Gurl loves the violence." couple his love for wrestling with his knowledge of computers and it wasn't long before he joined the infamous IWC. There Moist Party Gurl would make a name for himself amongst the interweb world. His first stomping grounds would lead him to the very board he helped establish and helped establish him. CWM: "Well I first encountered Moist Party Gurl at WDI when he was posting under the gimmick name of Axl Homes which has to be the most underrated gimmick of all time." Moist Party Gurl: "I posted at WDI. Everyone in that generally lame, dreadfull, and conservative message board couldn't handle my sass. No pun instended to the condescending moderator we all know and love. Anyway, I guess I made several cyber foes over there who just couldn't handle the fact that I had a life, friends, and didn't need to join a ghey posting clique to fit in. Fuck them, they were overbearing. I did generally enjoy the Dutchman, Witty Banter, and the Illustrious One. The rest can go fuck a duck. So after one of my frequent bannings over there, I came here. If you thought the WDI at the time was boring, this was 10 times worse. It had losers like Popick and others of the same irk running wild. It has to be noted, it also had Incandenza who was castrated by his love for wrestling. He wasn't nearly the poster he is today. Anyway, I came in here and fucked everything up. Ask anyone who made this flaming folder fun again several years back? It was me. If they don't agree, they're fucking liars. I was the mack daddy of this shit..." CWM: "I didn't really interact with Moist Party Gurl until he started posting alot in the NHB folder at TSM. From the start I found him to be entertaining and funny. Once We started UGS I really got to know him and found out he was also pretty cool." --------------------------------- my favorite line of that is, "You know Moist Party Gurl loves the violence." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Good, good. See how much better that made it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Well its certainly interesting so far. Wouldnt mind one about me llater on down the line, its a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 10, 2004 I don't recall my attourney's approving this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I don't recall my attourney's approving this. Do you even have an attorney? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I don't recall my attourney's approving this. Do you even have an attorney? You are such a tool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I don't recall my attourney's approving this. gtd = Negativland Banky = U2's lawyers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I don't recall my attourney's approving this. gtd = Negativland Banky = U2's lawyers You are so fucked up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I don't recall my attourney's approving this. gtd = Negativland Banky = U2's lawyers You are so fucked up Would you rather be EMI's lawyers and gtd can be Dangermouse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
