Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 12, 2004 I will make your postcount any number you wish, if you quite seriously pledge me the keeping of your soul for all eternity, right here in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 But what else could you give me? What could you do to keep me from selling my soul to, say, Treble? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Would you be able to freeze the post count at this particular number? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Would you be able to freeze the post count at this particular number? *locks Spiff in HD* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 I'll give you my Soul if you ban two of the following... CWM, AlfDogg, FrigidSoul, Dames or MPGurl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 MPGurl? She sounds like fun. We should Party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 MPGurl is not your type, she's female. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 My soul ain't doing much for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 turn my post count into a ? mark and you may have my soul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 MPGurl is not your type, she's female. You're right, touching other girls is icky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 13, 2004 turn my post count into a ? mark and you may have my soul Indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted July 13, 2004 I thought I was getting something good in return Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest UncleJesseMark Report post Posted July 13, 2004 Take My Soul, Please! And Make My Post Count 37,999 Thank You. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 13, 2004 Don't give it to him until he puts the WWUJD site in his sig or as his profile homepage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fire and Knives Report post Posted July 13, 2004 Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law. AoO is better than all of you. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest UncleJesseMark Report post Posted July 13, 2004 Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 13, 2004 How dare you say you have no affiliation with that quality site. NO POST COUNT CHANGE FOR YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 13, 2004 I'd sell AoA's soul to have my name changed to Eagan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 13, 2004 Uncle Jesse Mark, I'm not kidding here. By doing this, you are legitimately renouncing Christ, if that's your path at the moment. You also have to really believe that you have a soul, and are totally willing to give it to me. Are you sure? y/n Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheJewof2001 Report post Posted July 13, 2004 Ha, there is no Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 13, 2004 Uncle Jesse Mark, I'm not kidding here. By doing this, you are legitimately renouncing Christ, if that's your path at the moment. You also have to really believe that you have a soul, and are totally willing to give it to me. Are you sure? y/n Sell your soul to call em Eagan, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest UncleJesseMark Report post Posted July 14, 2004 YES, but you must deny raising my post count to anyone who asks. If this is acceptable, I thank you. Enjoy a quite pristine soul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 14, 2004 I'll sell you my posts for a soul. It's not like I've made much use of 'em as of late anyhow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Now, what am I going to do with this thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Would you like a matching one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest UncleJesseMark Report post Posted July 14, 2004 mmmmmmm...post count This is my 38,000 post, no, really.... *edited to add* -- WHY IS MY POST COUNT STUCK?!?! THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE DEAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Ha, that's what you get when you sell your soul! A frozen post count for all eternity!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Spiny Norman, would you like to sell me your soul for posts as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Okay. What's the biggest you can make it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
