I think I was onto something

[Guest GreatOne]

We go back a few years, sure it was freakin Russo, but hell it provides some good 'go back and laugh' moments these days. Plus just throwing everybody together would seemingly cure WWE of their triple threat fetish of late--I'm surprised we haven't seen the EC yet.

 

Benoit=Austin

Edge=Rock

Eugene=Foley

Orton=Taker

Batista=Big Show

 

HHH and Kane remain as they were then.

 

Hell it wouldn't actually be that hard to pull off, except with Randy Orton in Taker's spot, Edge could just go Rock with Billy Gunn and rip on him that way.

 

So we'd have:

 

Edge and Eugene as your wacky tag team of the year.

Orton and Batista as Armageddon--that little missed tag team

I guess we could have the HurriKane reunion and start over with Kane for 939835th time. Hurricane playing X-Pac.

Benoit raising hell.

 

Gang Green has broken off from Evolution, leaving Ric Flair to be HHH's Chyna. I don't know if I could see Edge going on about how they broke Edge's Rolex--IT WAS A SHANG-TUNG!!!!!!! ALL YOU JABRONIES BE QUIET, THEY'RE CHANTING EDGE'S NAME!!!!!

 

Of course I wouldn't have Eric Bischoff win the world title and the THIS IS YOUR LIFE EDGE that we'd be subjected to.

 

Some sample Edge promos:

 

BATISTA YOU COME ON DOWN, UHWAHHAWAHHWAAHWA, AND ORTON Hi my name's Randy, and everybody thinks that i ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!!!! AND ALL YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!

 

BATISTA, ORTON, EUGENE, KANE. YOU FOUR JABRONIES GO RIGHT DOWN TO THE TROPICANA HOTEL, YOU FIND THE EDGE-O-MATIC SLOT YOU CAN'T MISS IT. ONE EDGEHEAD TWO EDGEHEAD THREE EDGEHEADS. AND ALL THE SUDDEN YOU'RE DANCING, JUMPING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. BATISTA AND ALL HIS MICKEY MOUSE TATTOOS JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE A LITTLE GIRL "HEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE", KANE SCARING EVERYBODY "I WON, LET'S PAR-TEE!!!!!", EUGENE ASKING PEOPLE "WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND", AND RANDY ORTON.....NAH HE STILL ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!!!!

 

While Benoit's crashing into HHH in an ambulance..........

 

Who knows how many people were out taking a leak with the RAW diva crap, they might have to really shake things up like so just to make up for it.

[Copper Feel]

dont say benoit should be austin benoit could never be austin.

[The C Man]

Didn't understand a word. Someone hook me up with a translation.

[Guest GreatOne]

Maybe that's next in the Austin Powers series: Austin Benoit

[spiny norman]

I bought a dishwasher on the weekend. It works incredibly well.

[Guest Franchise Rper 4 Life]

And I exicuted a super big wiggle to my friend off the diving board of his pool before face planting him into the water...