SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 she was basically saying Kane was a lousy fuck. In Lita's mind you can only get pregnant if you had an orgasm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Then explain my three children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Matt Hardy's the father. He's more man than you'll ever be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TigerDriver91 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Matt Hardy's the father. He's more man than you'll ever be. Dammit, I thought it was going to be Chyna as the father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 she was basically saying Kane was a lousy fuck. Obviously. Kane's presumably only previous experience with a girl was a dead chick. Yean and fucking Lita was a huge step down for Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted July 14, 2004 she was basically saying Kane was a lousy fuck. Obviously. Kane's presumably only previous experience with a girl was a dead chick. Yean and fucking Lita was a huge step down for Kane. Lita makes Katie Vick look like Jenna Jameson. (Sorry Matt, I'll try to be positive.) Lita is really good at pretending to be a log. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GreatOne Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Three years? That recently? Which match was that? Oh right--when he was tag teaming with Bikertaker, correct? Judgment Day 2001 when he went over HHH. Actually I think the last time he went over somebody convincingly was HHH in a no title match in 2000 on Smackdown (I WAS THERE ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 The problem with this angle, is how in the hell is the crowd supposed to sympathize with Lita? She admittingly slept with two guys, and now doesn't know who the father of her baby is.......where is the sympathy? I know that technically, she only slept with Kane out of fear and protection of Matt, but still, it is a done deal now, and I don't see a young male crowd sympathizing with a character being perceived as a slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Im Sorry but there is nothing to destroy Kane's Credibility whats left of it that is..This did it. Lita talking shit to Kane in his face and Kane can't do shit about it? I don't feel any sympathy for Lita's position in this for a few reasons. Since when does a tramatic beating of someone in Wrestling be a valid enough reason to choose to screw someone? All Kane do was beat the shit out of Matt. Pretty much the same thing other wrestlers do every other night of the week. Now she gets pregnant but may have the opportunity a golden one to really fuck with Kane, screw with his matches and he can't touch her. Now she can talk all kinds of shit about him and again nothing will happen to her. With Kane losing at the PPV they basically gave him the punk jacket, now he can't kick Matt Hardy's ass anymore? Whenever this mutant Kid of Sin is born I hope Kane Big Boots her Chokeslams her and Tombstones her... and when JR is on going WHY KANE WHYYY!!!!! Kane grab the oki's mic and go, BECAUSE shes a bitch! lol She just seems again like more of a heel than Kane is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GreatOne Report post Posted July 15, 2004 I've got the solution, Lita takes a super-early pregnancy inducer in two weeks and gives birth (some 7-8 months early) to a black hand........... Mark Henry: I'M BACK! PADAU!!!!!!!!!! SEKSHUL CHOCKLET IN DA HOUSE, I GOT MY STANK ALL OVER THAT HO!!!!!!! Any benefits? Yes, it's OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well we do have the returning Mark Henry but yes, some sacrifices must be made................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Australian Pride 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2004 Then explain my three children. The mailman? (sorry couldn't resist) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 15, 2004 Karl Malone gets around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 15, 2004 (edited) They need to turn Lita heel QUICK. She is now the tramp that cheated on her boyfriend, then tried to cover it up, lied about who the father was when he found out, tried to accept a marriage proposal given to her when her boyfriend thought he was the father, and is now being a total bitch to the other guy and using the fact that's she's pregnant as a way to get away with everything. And she's a face, people. Edited July 15, 2004 by Anglesault Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest combat_rock Report post Posted July 15, 2004 What would be a good way to end this would be for Lita's entire pregnancy to be a plan by Matt and Lita to fuck over Kane every week. Play it that Matt Hardy is so machavelian that he allowed Lita to sleep with Kane, and then turn the two of them heel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 15, 2004 We all know WWE will decide to turn Kane face and Matt heel just to further convult this angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 15, 2004 We all know WWE will decide to turn Kane face and Matt heel just to further convult this angle. Or turn Matt heel and leave the one true heel in all this (Lita) as a face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest combat_rock Report post Posted July 15, 2004 Personally, I think they should all be heels. Kane shoule never, ever, ever, be a face again. Matt Hardy is best as a cocky heel, and Lita is pretty much riding Version 1.0's coattails at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reign 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2004 I have the perfect soluton for this(and maybe it's because I'm wasted fall down drunk and I'm listin' to Massive Attack's Protecton right now)...Kane's supernatural right and can do damn near anything at this point so he should be able to travel into the future...so Lita turns out to be Bischof's sister and sensing that crazy Lita could do anything in her current emotional state Kane uses his amazing powers to travel into the future to save her baby before she Lita-saults herself in the stomach..then Kane raises his son(ala Adveture of Cyclops and Phoenix) who turns out to be MENTALY CHALLENGED!! Kane uses his vast abilites to send them back in time to when the child was still unborn...but the child is fully grown and wants to be World Champion like his presumed father..anyone know where this storyline is going? YES....Kane and Lita's son is EUGENE!!! This is fuckin golden I tell you!!! All of a sudden it's 1999 and the ratings will hit the ROOF!! No applause needed for saving Raw and this great storyline.....thank you ..thank you...this saves two burnt out storys...Reign knows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 15, 2004 I have the perfect soluton for this(and maybe it's because I'm wasted fall down drunk and I'm listin' to Massive Attack's Protecton right now)...Kane's supernatural right and can do damn near anything at this point so he should be able to travel into the future...so Lita turns out to be Bischof's sister and sensing that crazy Lita could do anything in her current emotional state Kane uses his amazing powers to travel into the future to save her baby before she Lita-saults herself in the stomach..then Kane raises his son(ala Adveture of Cyclops and Phoenix) who turns out to be MENTALY CHALLENGED!! Kane uses his vast abilites to send them back in time to when the child was still unborn...but the child is fully grown and wants to be World Champion like his presumed father..anyone know where this storyline is going? YES....Kane and Lita's son is EUGENE!!! This is fuckin golden I tell you!!! All of a sudden it's 1999 and the ratings will hit the ROOF!! No applause needed for saving Raw and this great storyline.....thank you ..thank you...this saves two burnt out storys...Reign knows I'm kind of worried. Mainly because all that made sense to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted July 15, 2004 And she's a face, people. And not a pretty one, either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
