Exodus...

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Chaos, your lack of understanding of how to read the Bible shines through. It's a whole book. The New Testament counts, as do the teachings of Jesus and Paul. Which, by the way, tell us why those laws were initially put into place and why they no longer count.

Very true.

 

But I have to admit, that Bears face is priceless.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Chaos, your lack of understanding of how to read the Bible shines through.  It's a whole book.  The New Testament counts, as do the teachings of Jesus and Paul.  Which, by the way, tell us why those laws were initially put into place and why they no longer count.

Very true.

 

But I have to admit, that Bears face is priceless.

Swiggy......you do realiize that it comes across as you have a obsession with a homosexual bear right?

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Chaos, your lack of understanding of how to read the Bible shines through.  It's a whole book.  The New Testament counts, as do the teachings of Jesus and Paul.  Which, by the way, tell us why those laws were initially put into place and why they no longer count.

Very true.

 

But I have to admit, that Bears face is priceless.

Swiggy......you do realiize that it comes across as you have a obsession with a homosexual bear right?

Did you not read the Sir Voice thread for a while? That's tame compared to what we said in there. And no, I'm not obsessed with a gay bear. Yet. I just think he was cute in that picture.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

...so you think bears being raped is "cute"...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

This could've been a nice, fun thread about blasphemous interpretations of the Bible involving toy bricks, but no, you guys had to ruin it.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

...so you think bears being raped is "cute"...

Maybe I do..... Maybe I don't......

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

This could've been a nice, fun thread about blasphemous interpretations of the Bible involving toy bricks, but no, you guys had to ruin it.

*repents*

[Guest FrigidSoul]

This could've been a nice, fun thread about blasphemous interpretations of the Bible involving toy bricks, but no, you guys had to ruin it.

It was mainly Kido. He often ruins fun threads like this because he can't meet the high bar HD holds in standards.

 

If anything though I bet SpiderPoet is going to write an angry letter to the Lego makers!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

This could've been a nice, fun thread about blasphemous interpretations of the Bible involving toy bricks, but no, you guys had to ruin it.

It was mainly Kido. He often ruins fun threads like this because he can't meet the high bar HD holds in standards.

 

*falls over laughing*

[chaosrage 0]

Please, chaos.  You are so bent on seeing things your way and maintaining your view of Christians and the church that when an educated Christian confronts you on the shite you spew you get all huffy about it.  Your conclusions are poor and biased, your theories are the worst kind of pop culture tripe and your methods are sloppy.  You are a poor critic of biblical studies and theology precisely because your mind is more closed to a different viewpoint than those whom you claim share that condition.

LMAO, SP callling someone else close minded and biased, that's classic.

 

You lost all credibility with me in the last thread when you talked about how God going around killing people in the OT was right because he's God, therefore he must be right. And when I found out you were a fundie (you take the bible 100% literally). It's a waste of time arguing with someone stupid enough to think everything they believe in is 100% fact. You're not here to listen to what anybody is saying. You're only here to preach. Just listen to yourself. If someone disagrees with you, they OBVIOUSLY don't know what they're talking about. After all, you took classes in it. Way to go.

 

And no, BX. I will not calm down. I was fine with the thread, and was all set to crack jokes about Skywalker showing up until chaos started talking about things he has no idea about. It is a discussion that doesn't concern you, and one I will not drop so easily. Deal with it.

 

Jesus fucking christ, get that stick out of your ass SP.

[k thx 0]

Trying to change the point of view of strangers over the internet is retarded enough without the two people in question being called "SpiderPoet" and "chaosrage". I demand that anybody on this board who thinks that they actually have a serious point to get across changes their name to something less ghey.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

spiderpoet is ten times the person choasrage is. I'm as unreligious as they get and SP and I are good friends who've talked about and agreed on many things. He's always been more than willing to see people's points. If you act like an asshole though, he's going to treat you like that.

[k thx 0]

Yeah, except like usual, it isn't being skewered at all. Sorry you don't like what it says SP.

To be fair, this is a cuntish thing to say.

[Guest TheJewof2001]

Bible actually means book.

[chaosrage 0]

To be fair, this is a cuntish thing to say.

It is, but so is this line.

 

Ah, good. Sites that forego scholarly understanding and just skewer scripture to modern interpretation. Wonderous.

 

Ah, more fools attempting to make the eternal truth of the bible look bad. Wonderous. *sips from wine glass*

[k thx 0]

To be fair, this is a cuntish thing to say.

It is, but so is this line.

 

Ah, good. Sites that forego scholarly understanding and just skewer scripture to modern interpretation. Wonderous.

 

Ah, more fools attempting to make the eternal truth of the bible look bad. Wonderous. *sips from wine glass*

SPs line was half-serious at best, whereas your line was an unprovoked personal attack.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

This could've been a nice, fun thread about blasphemous interpretations of the Bible involving toy bricks, but no, you guys had to ruin it.

It was mainly Kido. He often ruins fun threads like this because he can't meet the high bar HD holds in standards.

You never get anything, do you.

[Slayer 0]

Ah, good. Sites that forego scholarly understanding and just skewer scripture to modern interpretation. Wonderous.

Because (random deity) forbid that those people who don't put a great deal of stock into the bible poke a little (or a lot) of fun at the book

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm surprised he isn't more offended by my thread where I'm deliberately leading people into temptation.

[Nevermortal 0]

This website is the greatest thing ever.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*sips from wine glass*

[chaosrage 0]

SPs line was half-serious at best, whereas your line was an unprovoked personal attack.

If you think he was half-serious, you must've not read too many SP religion threads. Run his name in a search.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I know SP. He was being Sarcastic.

[Guest TheJewof2001]

Woah, a bunch of people are getting heated. I just wanted people to have fun with the word of God through Legos.

 

Everyone loves Legos. Just ask these kids.

 

[Guest FrigidSoul]

This could've been a nice, fun thread about blasphemous interpretations of the Bible involving toy bricks, but no, you guys had to ruin it.

It was mainly Kido. He often ruins fun threads like this because he can't meet the high bar HD holds in standards.

You never get anything, do you.

I understood and used it to make 2 jokes of my own.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Head...

 

Shoulders, knees and toes. (Knees and toes!)

 

Head...

 

Shoulders, knees and toes. (Knees and toes!)

[Guest SP-1]

Hey chaos. Go back to the first page of the thread. Look at the early replies. See mine? Where I was actively enjoying the thread and poking fun at the awesome inclusion of Luke Skywalker in the death scene?

 

See that?

 

That means I cam einto the thread in a good mood.

 

Know what helps sour my good mood?

 

Uneducated, close minded people who think they know what the Bible says or how to read it as a whole entity, who start spouting off nonsense that they have no real knowledge about.

 

And for the record, I was indeed being fairly sarcastic.

 

Also:

 

You lost all credibility with me in the last thread when you talked about how God going around killing people in the OT was right because he's God, therefore he must be right. And when I found out you were a fundie (you take the bible 100% literally). It's a waste of time arguing with someone stupid enough to think everything they believe in is 100% fact. You're not here to listen to what anybody is saying. You're only here to preach. Just listen to yourself. If someone disagrees with you, they OBVIOUSLY don't know what they're talking about. After all, you took classes in it. Way to go.

 

 

Way to be open minded there, chief.

 

You continue to display your ignorace. Where have I ever said that everything I believe in is 100% fact? Some of my theological views are radical insofar as the base Reformed view I hold, and my ideas on many non-essential aspects of theology are always open for debate. I believe the Bible is true. Some people believe homosexuality is genetic. Those people don't "lose credibility" with me because they hold that viewpoint. I disagree and when I do I lay out my reasons why.

 

You are one of the biggest, fattest pots on this board and you are presently screaming, "BLACK~!" at the top of your lungs.

 

Shut up. Seriously. I disagree with you. I have my valid reasons. If you want to discuss it, then discuss it like an adult but for the love of all that is good and decent, stop bitching like a fundie stole your lollipop.

[spiny norman 0]

You are one of the biggest, fattest pots on this board

Until I read the rest of that sentence, I thought that was far and away the worst insult I had ever heard.

[Guest Nelly's Bandaid]

This thread has re-affirmed my belief.....that I need to beef up my lego collection.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Leave it to someone to start bitching about religion. I hope Jesus hates you all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But he loves ME!