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Well, I had a funny feeling that my day wouldn't be complete without seeing Lego depictions of Rape and beastiality.

To be fair, she's only offering herself. And he's only dry-humping.

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Well, I had a funny feeling that my day wouldn't be complete without seeing Lego depictions of Rape and beastiality.

To be fair, she's only offering herself. And he's only dry-humping.

He's not wearing any pants.

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Guest TheJewof2001
Leave it to someone to start bitching about religion. I hope Jesus hates you all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But he loves ME!

I talked to him today and he said that he doesn't like Birds in the Hotel.

 

But he likes Hotels in California.

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Guest evenflowDDT
Well, I had a funny feeling that my day wouldn't be complete without seeing Lego depictions of Rape and beastiality.

To be fair, she's only offering herself. And he's only dry-humping.

He's not wearing any pants.

Sure he is, you just can't tell because they're yellow. Duh.

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I imagine something similar might've led to one of the Crusades...

 

Non-Christian: See how I have made these crude wooden figures? They tell the story of the silliness rampant in your Old Testament. Look at this woman, offering herself to a beast! And a rapist forced to marry a virgin after paying her father, basically making her a whore! LOLIMSOFUNNAY~!

 

Christian Soldier: Die, infidel! Your close-mindedness has raised my ire. Despite the fact that Jesus told me to turn the other cheek, I have now decided to drive this sharp sword thru your chest.

 

Non-Christian: YOU are calling someone close-minded? Aren't you the guy who takes the Bible at face value and pretty much refutes everything contrary he hears with chapter and verse? What about looking for the opinions of "Christian scientists" on things like evolution. Gee, I wonder what THEY'LL have to say about it. Physician, heal thyself.

 

Christian Solider: ...

 

Non-Christian: Shrug.

 

Christian Soldier: Die, INFIDEL~!

 

Non-Christian: You know, we're really not so different. Sure, you're a fundie and I'm much more of a free thinker, but other than that, we're a lot alike.

 

Christian Soldier: Look, I've come all this way. Just let me run you through so I can move on.

 

The rest is history...

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But I thought the Crusades were happy times...you know, like flumes, rollercoasters, hot dog stands, ferris wheels, Ferris Bueller...

 

...oh, wait...that's Disney World. Aside from Ferris Bueller...that's just Matthew Broderick remembering when he had a career.

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