Guest Birds in the Hotel Report post Posted July 22, 2004 You lose any claims of quality for saying "TEH SUCK~!" What are you, DFA or something? Don't you have a car to wreck? A glowstick to fondle? A man to hold you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigSwigg 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 *presses play* Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Read Tack Monkey here's how you feel Put your left leg down, your right leg up Tilt your head back let's finish a cup M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet, we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock reads three Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I read Tack Monkey and I rock well I got a castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Cause I read it anytime and anyplace When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face Monkey reads def when you're sitting on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew, we're reading Tack Monkey This girl walked by she gave me the eye I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a quip, the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Step up to the bar put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip, you can do it, you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar, I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def Girls, girls All y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it I think it I see it I be it I loveTack Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted July 25, 2004 Captain Vegetable Out of his secret garden somewhere in New Jersey comes your newest favorite super hero! It is I, Captain Vegetable With my carrot, and my celery Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me And they're good for you, so eat them too For teeth so strong, your whole life long Eat celery and carrots by the bunch Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable Crunch, crunch, crunch! My name is Andy I love candy And I eat it whenever I can If it's handy Gimme some candy It's so good and sweet The perfect treat It's such a thrill To eat my fill And gobble till there's nothing on the plate Candy is great, but wait! Who are you, some kind of bad dream? Do I look like a bad dream? It is I, Captain Vegetable With my carrot, and my celery Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me And they're good for you, so eat them too For teeth so strong, your whole life long Eat celery and carrots by the bunch Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable Crunch, crunch, crunch! My name is Eddie I love spaghetti So I eat it whenever I can If it's ready Gimme spaghetti It's a lovely thing It looks like string It's such a thrill To eat my fill And gobble till there's nothing on the plate Spaghetti is great, but wait! What are you? Are you some kind of weirdo? Do I look like a weirdo? It is I, your newest super hero It is I, Captain Vegetable With my carrot, and my celery Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me And they're good for you, so eat them too For teeth so strong, your whole life long Eat celery and carrots by the bunch Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable Gee, Captain Vegetable this is the best thing to come around since meatballs! Three cheers for Captain Vegetable! Three cheers for me Captain Vegetable Crunch crunch crunch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 ...somebody wanna tell me what just happened? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted July 26, 2004 Excuse me, Mr. Hoots, I hate to bug a busy bird, But I want to learn the sax, And I need a helpful word- I always get a silly squeak When I play the blues. Ernie, keep your cool, I'll teach ya how to blow the sax. I think I dig your problem- It's rubber, and it quacks. You'll never find the skill you seek Till you pay your dues. Chorus: You gotta put down the duckie, Put down the duckie, Put down the duckie, Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone. You gotta put down the duckie, Put down the duckie, Put down the duckie, If you wanna play the saxophone! You didn't hear a word I said, You gotta get it through your head. Don't be a stubborn cluck, Ernie, lay aside the duck! I've learned a thing or two From years of playing with a band: It's hard to play the saxophone With something in your hand. To be a fine musician, You're gona have to face the facts: Though you're blessed with flying fingers When you wanna wail, you're stuck- What good are flying fingers If they're wrapped around a duck? Change the toy's position, If you wanna ace the sax! (Repeat chorus) Don't have to put it on a train, Don't have to wash it down the drain, Don't have to lock it in a drawer, Don't have to shove it out the door. Don't have to put it in your pocket, Or send it flyin' in a rocket! Don't have to get it out of town! Ernie, put the quacker down! (Repeat the chorus twice) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
