ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2004 The Ocean...ever expanding...as far as the eye can see. It is here on this ocean setting we find a large sailing ship cruising at high speeds...a couple of people standing there...Max King and Kelly Connelly, to be more specific. Both are dressed in swimsuits...Max a black shorts one, Kelly in a thin blue one that leaves very little to the imagination. Max notices the camera coming towards them, and slows down his boat a bit. "Geez, we can't get a moment of peace, can we?" Kelly notes with a sigh, running a hand through her long red hair as she sits up. "First the damn Bra and panties match and now this, I think SWF is out to get us." Max smirks. "Either that or the cameraman has a crush on you." "Him and the majority of the SWF crowd." Kelly notes with a smirk. "Anyway, I'm guessing that you're here to get some comments about Max's match, right?" The camera nods up and down a bit in an affirmative gesture. "Well, let's have the man of the hour tell you himself." She says, all smiles as she motions her hand to Max. Max finishes up stopping the ship, then backflips over the railing near him, landing on his feet right next to his manager. "Ah yes, my match. Me against three people who can't really make an impact like yours truly can...Manson, Munich...and Jed Hernandez again." Max shakes his head. "Why is SWF SO intent on putting me in matches against people I've already beaten? It's almost like they want to give these guys a faint hope in their hearts that they have a chance to prove themselves not to be the failures that I've proven them to be." Kelly smirks. "Not that it will help them any in the long run. Even flukes like Hunt's so-called victory won't matter in the near future." "Very true Kelly. Because despite what anyone says, I'm the future of this company my friends. The two M's and Jed might as well just not show up for this match, because it's in the bag for me. As well as that oh so shiny USJL championship belt." Max strokes his chin. "Perhaps after this is all done, I'll try my skills against the main event tier of the company. After all, I am good enough to go against anyone that's up in that area." Kelly giggles a bit. "Max, you're BEYOND good enough to be in the main event. But we don't want to be greedy too early, right?" "Good point. Plus, we don't want to give away too much of my greatness just yet." He says. "Speaking of which, how's your deal working out?" Kelly smirks. "Oh, it will work out fine, trust me." She says with an almost demonic grin on her face. "And the SWF will NEVER be the same. I'll teach them to humiliate me like they did." Max smirks to the camera now. "You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. Things are about to get MUCH better for us in the near future. And what's good for us...is EXCELLENT for all of you." Max then is about to go to the controls, as Kelly stands up, walking over to the cameraman, and pushing him backwards. He fumbles the camera, and it falls into the ocean, shorting out shortly after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fratastic Report post Posted July 17, 2004 Nice promo, I liked it and it entertained me, plus I got name checked, good job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
