Chyna on Howard Stern

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Joanie ''Chyna Doll'' Laurer Comes In. 07/22/04. 8:20am

 

Howard said that former WWE wrestler Joanie ''Chyna Doll'' Laurer has gotten much bigger since they last saw her according to Gary. Gary told Howard that she's acting kind of odd today as well. Howard had the guys bring her in. Howard thought she looked thinner than she did last time she was in. He didn't know what Gary was talking about. Joanie told Howard that he was acting weird. She told him that she's been flying all over the country and she's worn out and that might be why she's acting weird. Howard thought she was acting kind of strange. She doesn't respond to questions according to Gary. When he brought up her injured hand, she acted kind of odd and said that it was hurt while working out.

 

Joanie said that she's being sued over a bunch of stuff and she's got this boyfriend who she has to break up with and how bad she's been treated. She's been fighting lions and tigers in Japan and some other odd stuff. She was rambling about a bunch of stuff so Howard had to slow her down. Joanie says she hasn't been getting much work but things are turning around for her now.

 

Joanie said that things got bad when Triple H married Vince McMahon's daughter. She had a ton of stuff going on at the time but that all fell apart when she left the WWE. Howard wondered if they got rid of her because Vince's daughter wanted her out. She wasn't sure but called them all ''chumps'' and said that they're unethical in the way they treat people. Joanie was calling Triple H ''Triple Ass'' whenever she mentioned him.

 

Joanie talked about how she has tried to use the ''Chyna'' name even though the WWE owns the name and they've threatened to sue her over that. She said she's been sued by agents and managers as well. The WWE is still threatening to sue her right now. Howard tried to find out more about what has gone on with her career. She said she was making about $250,000 at one point in her career and Playboy paid her over a million bucks so she was doing fine.

 

Joanie went out to Las Vegas and that's where she's working now. She told Howard she injured her hand on a piece of equipment in her apartment. Howard asked her about her boyfriend and how she ended up getting arrested when she was trying to have him removed from her apartment. She said that the guy told the cops that she'd hit him so she was arrested. Howard wondered how things got so bad. Gary came in a second later and read an article they had about this arrest and what happened that night. The stuff he was reading wasn't about that night that she was arrested. Joanie said that she was crying that night and it took 5 cops to arrest her. She was put in jail for 4 days and it was pretty bad.

 

Howard wondered if she's going to continue to date wrestlers after all of that. He suggested that she try dating some chicks instead. Howard then gave her a plug for an appearance she's making as a judge for the World's Most Beautiful Transsexual pageant (MostBeautifulTranssexual.com) out in Las Vegas this week. Joanie went on to say that she saw this Miss Universe contest recently and she was not impressed with the women she saw. She thinks the transsexual contest will be a lot more fun. They'll be doing a talent and beauty contest at the pageant and she thinks it'll be a lot of fun. Howard wondered if people ever think that she's a transsexual herself because she's so muscular. She said she's never had that problem.

 

Howard let a few phone callers through to ask Joanie some questions. He also brought in Joanie's brother Tobey who was there to talk about the music he and his sister have created. A couple of callers talked about how manly she is. One guy asked her if it hurts her balls when she gets slammed to the mat. Another caller asked her why she doesn't get into some porn. She said she has a home video of her and her boyfriend Sean having sex and she is thinking about releasing it. She's afraid that it might not get released if Sean is mad at her and doesn't want it to be released. Howard let a few more phone callers through including Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com). Chaunce said he knows someone who has seen the tape of Chyna having sex on tape and it's supposed to be pretty hot. Chaunce also told Howard that Joanie used to be a belly dancer and if she can do that maybe she should be a stripper. Another caller said that when he saw Joanie in Playboy he was blinded and he wanted to blame her for that. Another guy asked her if she has ever tea-bagged any of her boyfriends. One guy said she's a hermaphrodite. That guy ended up getting into an argument with Joanie for a short time.

 

Another caller called in as Joanie's sister and he was doing his Herman Munster impression. Gary told Joanie that she really should release this sex tape because it would prove to all of these guys that she's a full woman. She doesn't seem to think that's the main reason she would release it though.

 

Howard spoke to Tobey about this song that they had to perform. Tobey had to tune up his guitar first. Howard told Joanie that she looks like she's on the verge of tears every time he sees her. She said she's not but things have been pretty bad over the past couple of years and things are just now starting to turn around. Joanie seemed a little concerned about the looks on some of the guy's faces in there. They looked angry to her. Howard said that the guys she was looking at are a scary bunch... Fred, Benjy and Artie.

 

Joanie and Tobey performed this song of theirs but Fred did his Herman Munster impression pretending to be Joanie warming up first. Howard started singing the ''Restless, Restless'' lyrics along with Tobey's music as he was ending the song. Robin said she liked their song. Tobey invited Howard to come perform with them at The Roxy with them. A few phone callers talked about how out of tune the guitar was and how out of tune Joanie was. One guy said it would have been a little better if Joanie had loosened up her jock strap. Another caller asked her who has the bigger penis, her or her brother. She just laughed at most of those dopey questions.

 

Howard wrapped up the interview and gave Joanie another plug for that Transsexual pageant she's judging. He also wondered what's included in the sex tape she wants to put out. She said there's some singing and dancing in it as well as the sex stuff. She didn't want to talk about everything in the tape because she doesn't want to get sued. Howard asked her if there were condoms used in the tape. She said she doesn't like them so they didn't use one. He also asked her about whether or not she has a period because she's got so little body fat. She said that she isn't too far from that monthly thing right now. Howard told her to come back in when she has the tape available so they can talk about it. He wished her luck at the transsexual contest but she said she wasn't in it, she's just a judge.

 

A sex tape with X-Pac and Chyna.

 

Wow.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

My god it seems like Chyna was so fucking wasted it's not even funny but, REALLY sad.

[Crimson G 0]

Is it safe to say the Bronco Buster will be on that tape?

[Guest Fook]

From being a Playboy cover girl to judging a tranny contest in Vegas.

 

That's quite the steep fall.

 

If I actually cared, I might feel sorry for her. Isn't apathy great?

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I so wish I wasn't at work, I'm dying to go to that tranny link and see who the other judges are. If they're scraping the bottom of the barrel to get a 'celebrity' like Chynna, imagine the other talents that sign on to judge a thing like that.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Wow. See's turning into Sunny quicker and quicker.

 

X-Pac in the WWE again? They really should have gave up on him. I mean, how promising can the guy be when he hasn't been a draw in like 5 years and his latest stint is "in rehab."

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She said she has a home video of her and her boyfriend Sean having sex and she is thinking about releasing it.

 

Oh god no..

 

Chyna's joining Sally Jesse Raphel in that transsexual pageant. No comment.

[Dark Age 0]

Wow. All those callers ripping on her was kind of evil.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

http://seanwaltmancom.proboards21.com/inde...&num=1090534752

 

I know I said I would not post on hwere anymore however I just learned of Joanie's comments on Stern.

I can only say that I am deeply hurt by what she said about my Me as far as the status of our relationship and about where I am at the present time. I love her more than anything in this world & I have never given up hope that one day we could find happiness. I recognize My part in what has gone wrong in our relationship. I wish I could change the past. I can only work towards the future. I will say that I think it was wrong of Joanie to publicize the fact that I am in treatment at this time. I am in no way ashamed of being here. Paul Levesque & Vince McMahon care about Me enough that they have paid for Me to be here at Talbott Recovery Campus in Atlanta, Georgia which is the best drug treatment center in the country. I have not worked for WWE in 2 years so the company can't pay for it , thus they are paying for it out of their own pocket. This they are doing for Me with no expectation that I will actually return to the ring.

 

I have commented on my relationship with Joanie in the past on here, but I will not respond to what she said about Me being a "druggie" other than the fact that I need to be where I am right now in order to be able to make her happy and also provide for my children. I am no longer married, but I still have two beautiful children that I love dearly. I need to be able to provide for them. I need to be able to provide for Joanie. Most of all, I need to be able to feel good about myself again. I love Joanie Laurer more than life itself. I can't express in words how much I hurt right now after learning of her comments on Howard Stern this morning. I am not angry. I only want to make her happy. As far as the this sex tape is concerned. I personally could care less if people see the tape in question. It is something I refuse to be ashamed of. It is actually very funny & in no way obscene. It is something I could never be ashamed of because it is a product of true love. So if anyone has a problem with it then I can only say that is their problem. I LOVE YOU JOANIE & I WILL UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I will never give up on you.

 

Sean Waltman

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After the show, Chyna rammed her giant cross though the heart of vampire

[Markme123 0]

Yikes.

 

True MotherFucking Love

 

 

Still, Vince really should be up for Humanitarian of the Year...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Mullet!

 

that's all I have to say..

 

True Love

[Exslade ZX 0]

Yikes.

 

True MotherFucking Love

 

 

Still, Vince really should be up for Humanitarian of the Year...

Pac looks like more of a chick in that pic...then well most of the current divas do now lmao.

 

And..

 

Oh god no..

No one's forcing you to watch it if she does. Some thinks she's hot...or otherwise her playboy wouldn't have done well.

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With all the typos and talk of how he'll love her until the end of time or whatever, Waltman comes off like he's on something right then and there. And Freud would have something to say about his need to randomly capitalize the "m" in the word "me" every time he types it.

 

In any event, I'll admit it, I'd be interested in seeing a Chyna/X-Pac sex tape. Not for the sex, but rather for the trainwreck factor. He was the 1-2-3 Kid, though, so it's probably pretty short...which would explain the singing and dancing filler.

[Guest Coffey]

That recap shows the intelligence of Howard Stern's listening audience. None of them were bright enough to not call in and make the same joke as the thirty people before them?

 

Chyna looks good nowadays. She does. Anyone who doesn't admit it, either had extremely different tastes than most men, or they're too fixated on her past WWF manly look. The last time I seen her, she didn't look "too muscular."

 

Maybe that's just me? I feel sorry for Chyna. Bitch has been through hell and is still walking.