Birds in the Hotel's Birthday Blowout!!!

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Yes, have some cake, it's everyone's favorite poster's b-day!!!

 

We've had some good time, some bad times. I remember when Dids told me I sucked. I remember when AoO told me to eat pizza or I was banned. I remember when that Moist Party Slut told me to stop posting so much. I remember when CWM told you all to go fuck yourselves.

 

But most of all, I remember me. Because with out me, none of you look so damn good.

 

Party.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh the flames you're going to catch Birds.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

New rule. If a day passes where Birds doesn't post at least 25 times, he is banned forever. This will be like in Speed.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i don't think he'll have a problem with that AoO

[Art Sandusky 0]

-_^

 

Hmm...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh please.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

New rule. If a day passes where Birds doesn't post at least 25 times, he is banned forever. This will be like in Speed.

You are the most innovative mod I have ever even heard of.

[The Czech Republic 0]

But how will we know if HD posts don't count? Then we might inadvertently ban h....oh.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

they do count on the overall scale

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

He hasn't made his quota yet today..

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

I'm workin on it boss! The day is young. I'ze can do n e thang!!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You said it was "everyone's favorite poster's birthday" and yet today is not my birthday or subliminal_animal's birthday. You're misleading people.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

You said it was "everyone's favorite poster's birthday" and yet today is not my birthday or subliminal_animal's birthday. You're misleading people.

You are nothing, no one.

 

Either say "happy b-day", "i want your cock" etc...or get the fuck out.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is horrible.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

This is horrible.

Well, a party is what you make it.

 

Look at the guests for christs sake! What did you expect?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

This is horrible.

Well we'll defer to an expert such as you on the subject.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

CWM, you are no better than Choken.

 

I could never tell you two apart.

 

Side note, anyway.

 

This party needs more .....

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'll try to care.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Good lad.

[Guest HungryJack]

Must it take a life for hatful eyes

To glisten once again

Five hundred years like Gelignite

Have blown us all to hell

What savior rests while on his cross we die

Forgotten freedom burns

Has the Shepard led his lambs astray

to the bigot and the gun

 

Must it take a life for hateful eyes

To glisten once again

Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess

Singin' drunken lullabies

 

I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes

Turn a darker shade of red

And the bullet with this sniper lie

In their bloody gutless cell

Must we starve on crumbs from long ago

Through these bars of men made steel

Is it a great or little thing we fought

Knelt the conscience blessed to kill

 

Must it take a life for hateful eyes

To glisten once again

Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess

Singin' drunken lullabies

 

Ah, but maybe it`s the way you were taught

Or maybe it`s the way we fought

But a smile never grins without tears to begin

For each kiss is a cry we all lost

Though there is nothing left to gain

But for the banshee that stole the grave

Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess

Singin' drunken lullabies

 

I sit in and dwell on faces past

Like memories seem to fade

No colour left but black and white

And soon will all turn grey

But may these shadows rise to walk again

With lessons truly learnt

When the blossom flowers in each our hearts

Shall beat a new found flame

 

Must it take a life for hateful eyes

To glisten once again

Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess

Singin' drunken lullabies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and Happy Birthday.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Thank you Jack! See, someone sang to me on my b-day. I knew you guys cared. Hell, Dids even gave me lunch advice. I knew you'd all come around.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

This is horrible.

He's been more interested in a week than you've been in a year. And I'm sure he doesn't look like the gapped tooth motherfucker from the cover of mad Magazine like you either.

 

woof.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

This is horrible.

He's been more interested in a week than you've been in a year. And I'm sure he doesn't look like the gapped tooth motherfucker from the cover of mad Magazine like you either.

 

woof.

Wouldn't have been a party til the Bitch stuck his dick in the mashed potatos.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Consider it your birthday present. Happy birthday.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Thank you. It's never a real b-day until someone's dick is imprinted in my food.

 

Remember that, kids.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Thank you. It's never a real b-day until someone's dick is imprinted in my food.

 

Remember that, kids.

I may have accidently dripped ..... sorry

[k thx 0]

This party needs more .....

BOOZE!

 

Do I win?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Thank you.  It's never a real b-day until someone's dick is imprinted in my food. 

 

Remember that, kids.

I may have accidently dripped ..... sorry

It's nice to see Banky having fun....even if it is messy.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

This party needs more .....

BOOZE!

 

Do I win?

Sweet mother of Mary do you fucking suck. Go away. Now.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is horrible.

He's been more interested in a week than you've been in a year. And I'm sure he doesn't look like the gapped tooth motherfucker from the cover of mad Magazine like you either.

 

woof.

Take more time when you're typing, Bitch, please.