Birds in the Hotel's Birthday Blowout!!!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You said it was "everyone's favorite poster's birthday" and yet today is not my birthday or subliminal_animal's birthday. You're misleading people.

You are nothing, no one.

 

Either say "happy b-day", "i want your cock" etc...or get the fuck out.

I'll say happy birthday, but I refuse to eat the mashed potatos in this place now.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

They were previously, unsalted.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I think the "If this is gonna be that kinda party I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes" line is possibly the greatest line I've ever heard during a song.

[Guest Dids]

That line has been driven so far into the ground by now. Like raise your hand if you HAVEN'T had that as a windows start-up sound at least once...

[Art Sandusky 0]

(raises hand) I'm the only cool kid I know. Seriously, no one else I know in real life would recognize where it came from or anything if they heard it.

[Guest Dids]

You're, like, not young right. Your friends were around when that album came out...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Kotz is 44, divorced and looking.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You're, like, not young right. Your friends were around when that album came out...

I was 8.

[Guest Dids]

Seriously!? Fuck, I'm old.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Fuck, you're right.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

:::raises hand:::

 

My friends know it, but I've never heard it as a windows start up theme.

 

Thanks for stopping by the celebration guys!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i don't even know how to change my windows start up sound...

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

i don't even know how to change my windows start up sound...

You're not missing anything. That is SOOO Windows 95.