Since wwf is going wcw

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Well since the wwf is going more wcw by the day, we can assume they'll put their undisputed title on a celebrity, hey they almost put it on steph...so who do you think they'll put it on?

 

My bet is Micael Duncan. He looks like Zesus, he's a freind of the Rocks, and he's a wrestling Mark.

[Guest razazteca]

Russo & Ferrera as tag team champs

[Guest]

Michael Clark Duncan... or Gary Coleman

[Guest Anglesault]

My bet: They let Kurt beat Hogan after hitting him with a semi and in a Mania 9 twist, have Mini-me beat kurt for the title in 7 seconds.

[Guest]

Someone from Saliva or Drowning Pool.

[Guest Insanityman]

Easy, Drew Carey.

[Guest BaldGhoti]

Hitler.  Don't tell me it isn't possible--if it's sick, evil, and wrong, Vince can do it.  He's a supervillain, remember?

[Guest]

I'm still lobying for Garey Coleman

[Guest Risk]

Carrot Top.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Carrot Top.

That makes sense since he's the new 1-800-CALL-ATT B-level celebrity who advertises during WWF commercials as Arquette did for WCW CALL-ATT commercials.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Screech from saved by the bell.

[Guest FakeRazor]

Dammit, I got beat.  I was going to say Carrot Top as well.

 

Oh well... maybe Alyssa Milano, under the alter-ego of "Eva Save-Alot."

[Guest]

Brendan Fraser for killing the Sorpion King.  Or Donald Trump if the WWF, I mean WWE ever goes back to the "Trump Plaza."

[Guest]

the cast of roller ball are all going to co-hold it

[Guest Choken One]

Actully, MCD would be a credible champion on looks alone before the Vanillas.

[Guest MixxMaster]

I saw some silly interview on HBO, I think with Wesley Snipes.  The reporter actually asked him if he could make it in the WWF (comparing the physicality of Blade2 to wrestling).

 Snipes actually said,(no a direct quote, from my memory) "I think so.  They also know how to put on a good show, and it is very physical, as well, who knows?"

 For a while, I would've said, Ahhhnuld, but, after that Smackdown! with him getting a commemorative belt, and his acting was even worse than Planet Stasiak, I think now, No Way in Hell.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Any of these ppl:

Strong Bad

Homestar Runner

Michael Clark Duncan

Kane Hodder (WWF does buisness w/ Drowning Pool, Drowning Pool music is in Jason X, why not?)

one of the Truith kids (Probably the dead rat)

Willem DaFoe

Tom Green

Chris Kataan

The Rock becomes a 'celebrity' and later wins the world title

[Guest]

Carrot Top.

That makes sense since he's the new 1-800-CALL-ATT B-level celebrity who advertises during WWF commercials as Arquette did for WCW CALL-ATT commercials.

Marlon Wayans did those commercials too. Hes much more credible than CT.

 

I saw some silly interview on HBO, I think with Wesley Snipes.  The reporter actually asked him if he could make it in the WWF (comparing the physicality of Blade2 to wrestling).

 Snipes actually said,(no a direct quote, from my memory) "I think so.  They also know how to put on a good show, and it is very physical, as well, who knows?"

Snipes is getting old but he could probably do it. The WWF would push him to the moon too.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Michael Clark Duncan vs. Drew Carey at WM next year for the Undisputed Championship.  It'll probably be a No Holds Barred match too.....

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

tag champs-Cypress Hill

IC champ- Lawerence Taylor

World Champ- Ed Mcmahon (hey he IS a mcmahon!)

[Guest]

Marlon Wayans did those commercials too. Hes much more credible than CT.

By the way Vince is going, the Dudleyz will reunite and team with the Hardyz, and Hollys to fight the Wayans family.

[Guest Redhawk]

Some possibilities:

 

Michael Clarke Duncan -- Friends with The Rock, legitimately big as hell, much more believable than an Arquette or even a Hogan.

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- If he had another blockbuster movie coming out at the time. Has the "tough guy" image. Also has a backstory with Triple H.

 

An NFL player -- Depending on what city they're in. I know JR marks out for any football player he sees in the stands. Hell, one time JR was marking our for "Steve McNair", and the guy wasn't even Steve McNair!

 

Kid Rock -- The WWF thinks he's the greatest musician ever. He's all over every WWF album, and has been on RAW before.

 

Fred Durst -- See Kid Rock.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

They already put the undisputed title on a celebrity - Hulk Hogan!

 

As for other titles, in some twisted "Dark Angel" crossover when the episode with Lita airs, depending on whether she was playing a villain or hero Jessica Alba or whoever the villain was in that episode could come down and cut a promo on how they decimated Lita and will do the same to any challengers, Jazz (is she still women's champion, or did Trish take it back again?) comes down, and Alba/"Dark Angel" villain squashes her for the women's title.  It couldn't be any worse for the women's division than Lawler on commentary, and unlike the latter, it would be entertaining to watch...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I think former XFL MVP, Tommy Maddox, will end up taking the Unified title.  I mean, why not?  He is about as big of a star as David Arquette is.

[Guest]

What about the three guys in my signature?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

What about the three guys in my signature?

Weren't there horror movie villain wrestlers in Japan? I know there was at least a Leatherface, and numerous Jason/hockey mask rip-offs.  While it would certainly be enjoyable to see a movie character take part in a wrestling show (Chucky meets WCW! wh00!), unless the WWF has a promotional tie-in with the movie (in which case the characters always manage to make an appearance somehow, except for Van Wilder), they won't give 'em the title.  Hmmm... maybe they'll take stock in the upcoming Halloween movie referenced in your sig (off-topic, thanks for informing me of that, I had no idea it was finally completed and going to be released, but doesn't summer blockbuster season seem a little... inappropriate?) and give Michael Myers the title at the resurrected Halloween Havoc WC... RAW-brand PPV.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow is this really the best thing you guys have to do with your lives?

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Elvis Presley.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Elvis Presley.

radney kang! radney kang!!

[Guest TheHulkster]

My money is on Slater from Saved By the Bell or Bob Uecker