The official beltshot thread

[Guest]

::AP nails gangsteruwa with a flaming, barbed wire baseball bat::

[Guest]

::Jason takes down logo to this thread, and Mario torches it ala Sgt. Slaughter::

[Guest gangsteruwa]

gangsteruwa: falls to the ground like a crying baby.  then runs home to mommy

[Guest Anglesault]

::But before he can get there, Sault nails him in the face with the sledge and hits a testicle sledge::

[Guest gangsteruwa]

gangsteruwa: climbs to the rafters, falls about 100 feet onto his head and dies.  has a note allowing others to use his body as a weapon.

[Guest]

::Mario smashes thread with the Bulldozer from Twisted Metal 2::

[Guest]

::AP says this thread sucks::

[Guest]

::Mario's bulldozer eats up the rest of the thread and everyone in it::

[Guest Some Guy]

::SG drags off the rest off the thread with the Some Cycle and dumps it in the Atlantic::

 

Oh yeah

::SG hits CWM with both HC titles and laughs uncontrollably because CWM has no title to hit back with::

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM: SON OF A BITCH!!!!! SOON I will be a Tag Team Champ and I'll Have two belts!!

 

::Meanwhile CWM goes to his trophy rooma nd grabs his EURO Belt and hits SG with it, he thens polishes the belt and puts it aways::

[Guest]

::Mario runs over SG with his bulldozer, then leaves::

[Guest Some Guy]

::My name is Some Guy and I don't deserve this::

[Guest]

::Looks around, confused, trying to find out why this thread is still here::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Some Guy's watch says something. SG can't hear so he puts it to his ear::

 

Some Guy's watch: Look Behind You!

 

::SG turns around only to be given the POllyCUtter by CWM::

[Guest Some Guy]

::SG no sells the PollyCutter and declares this thread DEAD::

[Guest]

::Puts up the Anglesault flag on top of all of the rubble, and proclaims victory::

[Guest Some Guy]

::SG stands and salutes the flag, victory is ours, BBP's thread is dead::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

::Beltshots Some Guy::

 

AS:  Man what am I going to do today?

 

CWM: I don't know man, but I'm your friend, so whatever.

 

AS: Wanna go online and pretend fight?

 

CWM: That would be cool!

 

From Downstairs...

 

AS's Mom: Not Until You Clean Your Room!

 

AS: Awww man, CWM you help me?

 

CWM: after that, can we get the whole aWo online?  I'm sure they're not doing anything

 

AS: Yeah, theyre probably cleaning their rooms too...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM hits BPP with the HARDCORE belt, and is about to beat him down and spray paint him, when he hears his mom calling and has to go home for lunch::

[Guest]

::The Faces attack BPP.  Jason powerslams him into a table::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

:: No Sells crappy horror movie wannabe wrestlers ::

[Guest]

::Dissapointed, Mario leaves and goes to the only place where his opinion matters, the Anglesault thread::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM: nice going BPP you hurt Mario's feelings! You are SO jobbing at Anglepalooza.

 

::gives BPP a running COnspiracy BOmb through a table::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

::Offers MarioLogan a cookie so he isn't sad::

Remember...You can't POWERBOMB BPP!

Flips over with headscissors takedown...but trips and hurts ankle...

 

Ill be back in awhile fellas...hospital

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM SETS THE THREAD ON FIRE::

[Guest]

:TSS gets mad at this thread:

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM gathers up the ashes of the thread and launches the ashes into space::

[Guest dreamer420]

::dreamer420 enters, realizes what a retarded thread this is and exits.

 

later.