UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 So my friends and I were pre-gaming and about to go out. We watched Smackdown!. A good episode. Complete with a really pretty decent Spike/Rey match (good bout...but Christ, Spike??? Totally lame)...and Eddie/Angle, which got the marks and females to laugh...a bit... Then came the 8-way. I put my "money" on R...V...D. Everyone liked Cena. Then came the end.... Cena, Booker T, RVD are left. I put my "smoking cigarettes" on the line against RVD, who for some reason, cause I thought I read the spoilers, I "knew" would win. Everyone loves Cena, they laugh, I break my last cig in half. This really hot girl comes really close to me, gives me here # and bets a "hook up" that RVD loses. I'm all "Hahahahahaha.....sure!" RVD jobs. Cena jobs. Fuck you, slut. However....on a blight side...I am now TO MY WORD, NOT ALLOWED TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE (and this is with my "see you everyday" crew) until Booker T loses the title. I got the whore's #. The moral of the story. SOMEHOW, Vince McMahon got 7 NON-FANS to come watch SummerSlam. Cause I'll be ordering, and they'll of course, be there. Go RVD. Or Cena. Don't care. Benoit isn't dropping the title. Otherwise, there;s only one title change I wanna see... DA NA NA NA NUH NUH.... "AND NEW....UNITED STATES CHAMPION.... I advise any smokers to bet the same. The whores get laid, and you still have interest in watching somehwat predictable PPVs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 This story has several holes in it.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted July 30, 2004 *1/2.......not enough smoking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 nah. -He sold the smoking ban -there was a russo like swerve and he got the girl's # anyway -but he broke kayfabe and used the words "whore" and "slut" to describe said girl, implying he didn't really want her # to begin with. -however, he got 7 non-fans to sit through SummerSlam **1/4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 So my friends and I were pre-gaming and about to go out. We watched Smackdown!. A good episode. Complete with a really pretty decent Spike/Rey match (good bout...but Christ, Spike??? Totally lame)...and Eddie/Angle, which got the marks and females to laugh...a bit... Then came the 8-way. I put my "money" on R...V...D. Everyone liked Cena. Then came the end.... Cena, Booker T, RVD are left. I put my "smoking cigarettes" on the line against RVD, who for some reason, cause I thought I read the spoilers, I "knew" would win. Everyone loves Cena, they laugh, I break my last cig in half. This really hot girl comes really close to me, gives me here # and bets a "hook up" that RVD loses. I'm all "Hahahahahaha.....sure!" RVD jobs. Cena jobs. Fuck you, slut. However....on a blight side...I am now TO MY WORD, NOT ALLOWED TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE (and this is with my "see you everyday" crew) until Booker T loses the title. I got the whore's #. The moral of the story. SOMEHOW, Vince McMahon got 7 NON-FANS to come watch SummerSlam. Cause I'll be ordering, and they'll of course, be there. Go RVD. Or Cena. Don't care. Benoit isn't dropping the title. Otherwise, there;s only one title change I wanna see... DA NA NA NA NUH NUH.... "AND NEW....UNITED STATES CHAMPION.... I advise any smokers to bet the same. The whores get laid, and you still have interest in watching somehwat predictable PPVs. Hate to burst your bubble, but Benoit is dropping the title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 DK, if you want a story of what happened one night with more smoking involved? You'd LOVE the stories of my nights, as long as you're a smoking mark. I guarantee you'd say each one was at least ***1/2 due to the smoking alone. Anyways, yeah. You got a free hook-up. What the FUCK is your problem? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted July 30, 2004 DK, if you want a story of what happened one night with more smoking involved? You'd LOVE the stories of my nights, as long as you're a smoking mark. I guarantee you'd say each one was at least ***1/2 due to the smoking alone. Anyways, yeah. You got a free hook-up. What the FUCK is your problem? See Corey, it's not how much you smoke......it's HOW you smoke that will get the snowflakes.... And yeah, you did get a hook up dude.......pussy>smokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
