Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2004 OK. It's 8:00, your bedtime when you were 5, but you're bushed from that trek. ... ... WHOOSH! You wake up from having a dream about defeating Ric Flair for the World Title. Oh well. Uh oh, it's 10:00, you gotta leave. You quickly check out and head out on the road, and Orlando is still a good 150 miles away... 11:50, you finally see the exit the directions tell you to take, you pull off, but d'oh! Traffic accident, and traffic is moving at Chris Benoit pace... ... Finally at 11: 58:30 traffic opens up, and you FLOOR IT to Stage 21, and park at the studios at 11:59:59. Staff member: Ahh, on time, with a second to spare! Jerry will love that. Anyway, you're curtain jerking the No DQ match with Abyss. The match has a time limit of 25 minutes, and I'll need to know what theme you'll be heading into the ring to... A.) Test's 2nd theme? B.) Steve Blackman's 1st theme? C.) William Regal's 1st theme? or D.) That McDonalds commercial-type music that most of the Impact jobbers walk out to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 C) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 Staff member: Good choice... Now go out there and break Abyss's leg! Trumpet music, and violin backround signal your arrival to the Impact zone. You casually walk to the ring. Rock/Violin music signal Abyss's arrival. At 6'6, 320 pounds, he is the largest NWA-TNA athlete today. He steps into the ring, and towers above you. The bell sounds, and you go off of the ropes, whatdayado? A.) Clothesline? B.) Dropkick? C.) Cross Body? or D.) Cartwheel... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 Voting time people... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 You go for a Dropkick, and it connects. Abyss Undertakers it off, and re-assumes his position. You bounce off the ropes, and go for another, but he still keeps Undertakering your offense. You go for it once more, you could do this all day, but Abyss catches, and drives you into the mat with a Bossman Slam. RIP you big nasty luchador! Abyss follows it up with an Elbow Drop and covers, 1...2... Kick out on your part. Abyss takes you, and whips you into the Turnbuckle, and then follows it up with a Ho-Train onto you. Abyss covers again, but you kick out. Abyss glares at you, kinda, and then takes you by the throat, and tosses you out of the ring. You land hard onto the *not padded* floor on your back. Aww man, your third match, and your back is nagging you. Abyss steps out of the ring, and takes you, and tosses you over the Steel Gaurdrail, and into the crowd, where he punches you a few times, tosses you into a wall, and then Bodyslams you onto the Steps, doing even more damage to your back. Abyss drags you up the steps, and throws you into the backdoor at the top, and then shoves you against the door, taking the thing off its hinges. You are now outside Stage 21 around the Amusement Parks, but this ain't no amusement! Abyss grabs you again, and Choke Tosses you, and you land on your back onto the Concrete Floor, outside the arena. You've had enough, and if you don't finally start doing some damage to Abyss, you may not get that Free Complimentary breakfast that the Hotel that's sponsoring TNA promised you. You spot a Shopping cart around the corner, by Stage 21. What do you do? A.) Hide behind the Shopping Cart? B.) Attack Abyss with the Shopping Cart? or C.) Pick up the Shopping Cart... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2004 Voting time, Adventure guys... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2004 You find the Shopping Cart, and you go to pick it up, but your back can't support the Shopping Cart's weight due to the damage, so you lift it up to your stomach, and Abyss boots the Shopping Cart into you, and you go down... Popeye goes over to help, but Abyss Headbutts him down. Abyss grabs you again and takes you into a Universal Studios banner. Abyss goes for another Corner Avalanche, but you move out of the way, and Abyss crashes hard into the banner. What'syournextmove? A.) Throw him into an amusement park booth? B.) Evenflow him onto the concrete? or C.) Spear him into a door... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 8, 2004 Strawberry Clock's favourite letter, B. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Cool, 100 posts! Great job guys. Sorry about the break though. But lets get the show on the road, shall we? Abyss stalks you, and goes for a Chokeslam, but a Kick in the junk, stops his grip, and you bring him down with an Evenflow DDT. Evenflow DDT!!! Cover, 1...2...Thr ABYSS KICKS OUT! ABYSS KICKED OUT OF THE FRIGGIN EVENFLOW!!! WTF!!?? Abyss sits up, and then kicks you in the gut, and throws you into a booth knocking stuffed animals everywhere, and then gets you into DVD position. If he hits the Sitout Torture Rack that's it for you, but suddenly, a Farris Wheel car smacks him from behind, and he goes cold on the ground. You're on top of him. 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You beat Abyss!!! You overcomed the impossible!!! Oh my god!!! You can't believe you beat Abyss!!! Jeff Hardy, AJ, Amazing Red, and Chris Sabin come out into the Amusement Park to celebrate by throwing slushie on top of you and stuff. They walk you back into the studios where staff also congradulate you on your upset victory. They tell you that you'll be needed 5 days from now on Xplosion. But, you decide that you should have your back checked out by specialists. Who knows. HBK barely healed from a back injury, and Dynamite Kid just got leg amputation, but after having back problems that forced him into retirement. You go thru MRI, and doctors bring you the diagnosis, that you have a couple bulging disks, and one herniated, and a possible spur, then he brings you the excruciatingly tough options. A.) Sit out 2 months, risking all the promising plans of your career to fix your back. or B.) To keep wrestling, even if you have major risks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 B) Kurt Angle knows what's right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 OK, you're going to keep wrestling, but you can't attempt to Bodyslam anyone. K? OK! You head to the hotel, and NWA-TNA staff member gives you a buzz telling you that you will be wrestling Abyss & Alex Shelley in a Handicapped match on Xplosion. But what should you tell the NWA-TNA staff member? Can't think of any choices, so you come up with a reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 (edited) Tell him your fine with doing the match. On the day of the show Steal Abyss's mask before the match(he won't fight without it) and during the shelley match you hit him with brass knucks after a few secs and get disqualified. Edit: Hide the brass knucks in your right armpit as William Regal did once. Edited October 14, 2004 by deancoles411 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 What now? A.) Hyper zoom to the Xplosion taping? B.) Play video games for 4 days? C.) Nothing? or D.) Train... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 16, 2004 I guess D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 OK, you choose D to train. Now, hopefully you can at least slam Alex Shelley. Zooom It's Xplosion taping time. AJ, Jeff Hardy, and even Larry Zbysko welcome you and wish you Total Nonstop luck. You are the semi-main event match. The bell sounds and all during that match-up, Abyss & Alex Shelley double-team you to death. Double-suplexes, Double clotheslines, Ho-train to dropkick, anything! It seemed like hours, but was probably just 2 and a half minutes. At one point, Alex Shelley gets you locked in a Full Nelson, and Abyss pounds away at your jaw, and ribs. And then goes for the Avalanche again, but you on instinct, slip out of the way, and Abyss crashes into Alex. You dropkick Abyss, and Abyss flies out onto the apron. You take Alex Shelley, and hit the Oklahoma Slam on him, with little harm done to your back. You go for the cover, the actual referee seems to be out. It seems that he's gone down under a case of the Malaria after the TNA Tour in Bolivia. So you move out, just in time to escape from an Abyss Splash. You go outside and find a Cheese Grater! What shall you do with the grater of Cheese in your custody? A.) Lick the grater as seen in those oh so many ECW Matches? B.) Grate it over Abyss? or C.) Grate it over Alex Shelley... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Whoops... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Come on guys, it's voting time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 B) Take out that bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 OK, back from yet ANOTHER break. Sorry guys. You brandish a Cheese Grater. You rake and grate the forehead of Abyss. Abyss starts to juice a little, and then you nail him with the Cheese Grater for good measure. Alex Shelley gets up, but you drag the Grater across his forehead. He noticeably juices too. Both men are down. Whatdayado? A.) Go outside and get a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire? B.) Pin one of the guys? or C.) Evenflow of the guys... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 A.) Go outside and get a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2004 You take out THE 2X4 WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!!!!! The Barbed Wire wrapped around 2x4 which hasn't seen TV time since, like, well, Cactus Jack took it to Randy Orton. Oh wait, CZW, FMW... Anway, Alex Shelley stands up, but you bring him down with a shot to the forehead with the wire wrapped around 2x4, Abyss gets a shot to the gut with the 2x4 wrapped around barbwires, and then EVENFLOW DDT. Mike Posey, finally comes out and runs to the ring, but Goldylocks takes up the microphone. Goldylocks: Posey, if you had any ruling on this match you will disqualify this jobber!!! Crowd boos. Posey: I'll allow it, since the assigned referee Rudy Charles is out with the Malaria, and unable to ref the match. Match shall continue. Alex Shelley approaches Mike Posey, and has words for him, and then shoves him, but Posey shoves back, Alex Shelley trips over you, into a School Boy, cover, 1...2...3!!!!!!!! You win by an upset again!!!! You jump out of the ring, before Abyss can catch you. You run up the ramp, but Goldylocks has words for you. Goldylocks- So that's how you wanna play it! Well, I challenge you, and that putz ref, Posey to a Money vs Contract match. No DQs. How do you feel now, jobber boy? You take up the mic, and you reply... (What do you reply Goldylocks with? You decide.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2004 Come on, peeps, it's a time to vote! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2004 tell Goldylocks to suck your dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2004 You: Goldylocks, why don't you have a cry with Alex over there! Of course I accept your proposal in fact, I'll have in an A.) No DQ match B.) Street Fight or C.) Last Man Standing Match... Voting begins now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Is there an echo in here? I say dat da votin begins! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
