Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 29, 2002 For some reason he keeps drawing me in... like some evil little hoss... LOL, I didn't know Albert had that kind of animal magneticsm on other men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Albert doesnt look that gross to me. The first time he wore those I was disgusted but now its no big deal for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted April 29, 2002 EVERYBODY fears Spider-Man. Hmmmm. HAVING a Prince Albert COULD give you a deformed testicle...I wonder what he would look like with his neck painted red. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted April 29, 2002 BTW, Buff, your bitch-slap is NO MATCH for my PIMP-SLAP~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 30, 2002 *Flicks through his biology books* I hear that Prince Alberts can rupture blood vessels in your penis leading to a serious case of weenyness. He aint a hoss in a good way, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 30, 2002 BTW, Buff, your bitch-slap is NO MATCH for my PIMP-SLAP~! Bring it, be-otch Actually, Albert has had his testicles pierced for a few years now. Of course, I have no idea if he still has it. But in an interview he did on the subject in RAW mag, he's had no problems whatsoever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Caliban Report post Posted April 30, 2002 That's what Stone Cold Steve Austin would be like if he were a real "bionic Redneck". Hell, in 10 years, when Austin's body is totally ran-down, they'll replace it with bionic parts and he'll look just like that picture of Albert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 30, 2002 Actually, Albert has had his testicles pierced for a few years now. Of course, I have no idea if he still has it. But in an interview he did on the subject in RAW mag, he's had no problems whatsoever. Of course he'd say that. I wouldn't shout about having a limp dick even if I had one!!! He lies!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 30, 2002 And Croi sweetie, you know this how? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Did they also mention that The Rock DDT'd an opposing quarterback during a high school game? Or that he got cut off at second base by Joanne Imbriani? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 1, 2002 I can't imagine the Rock layin' the smack down on a woman at a wedding. I wonder what kind of woman talked shit to the Rock. For some reason he keeps drawing me in... like some evil little hoss... Little hoss is an oxymoron. You know JR likes 'em big. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Ahem.... ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! Appearing at an adult theatre near you This has been the pornographic Taker Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 And Croi sweetie, you know this how? There's no way i can answer this without you getting more upyourendo out of it, is there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 For some reason he keeps drawing me in... like some evil little hoss... Little hoss is an oxymoron. You know JR likes 'em big. Are you mixing up Jim Ross with Paul Heyman? *Bends over selling the pain of a low blow...* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 1, 2002 There's no way i can answer this without you getting more upyourendo out of it, is there I love you too, Croi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 I love you too, Croi! Croi and Buffy, the new Steph and HHH of the Smark board... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted May 1, 2002 No, if Austin got bionic parts he'd look like Jason X Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 2, 2002 There seems to be a disparity in the female to male ratio at that party. How can 3 men satisfy 6 women?????? I could handle three myself...four if the situation was desperate! Didn't Foley, in his second book say that Albert had...I think it was 33 piercings in all? That happens with guys from Boston because tattooing was illegal in Massachusetts until, like, one or two years ago. Therefore all the guys who would "normally" get tattoos get piercings instead. (Although Perry Saturn is from Boston too, isn't he...must have been his time in the armed forces.) Albert is the one drawback to living in Boston. :0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 2, 2002 One drawback to living in Boston? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 2, 2002 One drawback to living in Boston? Yeah, I love living in Boston, but every time I hear "From Boston, Mass" I just wince at the fact that this big hairy guy is from here. Although I guess the high cost of living is another disadvantage. :0 I'd love to see an audience sign saying "ALBERT FEARS MAGNETS". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 2, 2002 Yep, I can only dream of the day that I say "Hi" to someone and a week later its on the cover of some paper that we are having a affair and she gave birth to siamese twins with psychic abilities that predicted the earth will end in 4 days unless the worlds fattest baby and bat boy join forces and force a confession out of O.J. and the Ramseys(although they have apparently confessed hundreds of times.) Whoa! Get your facts straight man... Bat Boy would NEVER join forces with the world's fattest baby! Bat Boy's been around awhile (since 1992... holy crap he's ten years old...!); that fat baby rolls around like he was born yesterday! The world's fattest baby isn't even fit to clip Bat Boy's wings! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TripleHsmark Report post Posted May 2, 2002 Actually, all it really is in his book. Don't read it though, it's horrible tripe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted May 4, 2002 Yes, but Aerosmith is from Boston, so that more than negates Albert, doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 4, 2002 I love you too, Croi! Croi and Buffy, the new Steph and HHH of the Smark board... Oh for Christ's sake. And whoever said don't read the book.. yeah, take heed of his warning. It's actually very good read.. until he starts writing in character!! ugh, that just ruined it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 4, 2002 What was wrong with those posts? A little friendly insulting goes a long way... I have to agree about the Rock's book, it's actually kind of cool til he wastes space talking about how he's the people's champ for six pages... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted May 5, 2002 True. Who the hell cuts a promo in a book? He wasted far too much space with that bunkum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Yes, but Aerosmith is from Boston, so that more than negates Albert, doesn't it? I am a Aerosmith Fanatic, so I don't ever wanna see Aerosmith & Albert's name in the same sentence again, after this!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
