Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 2, 2002 Ok, I think Albert's body fur is sexy and it turns me on. ................................................................................ .......... ................(trying to find the words)..................... hello welcome to sickville, population 2 buffybeast on the sick minded side of town converge on the physically losing lunch side Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Albert looks like a lump of clay that was dropped in a bucket of clay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 3, 2002 guys, it's obvious that buffy happens to have a thing for fat hairy guys and.... *looks at his-self* (butthead voice) hey baby lol :-P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 3, 2002 guys, it's obvious that buffy happens to have a thing for fat hairy guys and.... *looks at his-self* (butthead voice) hey baby lol :-P I also used to have a crush on Vader and think John Big Gaburick from Tough Enough is sexy. So you can kind of get a sense of the kind of men I like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 4, 2002 guys, it's obvious that buffy happens to have a thing for fat hairy guys So he might like Mick Foley, or Loch Ness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 6, 2002 No, Buffy does not find Mick Foley (ugh) or Loch Ness (yuck) sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 6, 2002 I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that WWF backwards is FWW, a jumble of consanants that do not successfully form a word. WWE backwards, on the other hand, spells EWW, which is what every wrestling fan in the world other than Buffybeast thinks when they see Albert. I feel that Albert will fare well in this new environment. Albert: The crown prince of EWW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 6, 2002 LOL. That was funny. However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 6, 2002 "However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy." I bet you could count the rest on two hands though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy buffybeast Pat Patterson Bigfoot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Albert: The crown prince of EWW. Prince Albert! "Do you have Albert's talent in a can? You do? Then let it out!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 6, 2002 However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy buffybeast Pat Patterson Bigfoot LOL, that was funny. Pat used to date Mideon. So I don't think Albert is his type of guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 LOL, that was funny. Pat used to date Mideon. So I don't think Albert is his type of guy. I didn't need to read that. I WAS goingto eat soon! Just the thought of it will cause me to starve for the next few days. Two good looking gay men I can stand, but two disgusting freak men scare me. BLAAAAHHH!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted May 7, 2002 However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy buffybeast Pat Patterson Bigfoot Add THA CUNNYSMYTHE! *slurp* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 7, 2002 However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy buffybeast Pat Patterson Bigfoot Add THA CUNNYSMYTHE! *slurp* *reads post, gets sick* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Even I must agree. That was sick. The only person around these parts that will do any slurping on Albert is me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Even I must agree. That was sick. The only person around these parts that will do any slurping on Albert is me! ok cunny, buffy, you guys are really scaring the shit out of me here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Even I must agree. That was sick. The only person around these parts that will do any slurping on Albert is me! ok cunny, buffy, you guys are really scaring the shit out of me here Dear, you should only be afraid if you become the object of my latest obsessions. Seriously, I would never say any of the shit I say here to Albert's face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Yeah, you would buffy. be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Seriously, I would never say any of the shit I say here to Albert's face. but she will write them all down in an anonymous letter and send them to albert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Seriously, I would never say any of the shit I say here to Albert's face. but she will write them all down in an anonymous letter and send them to albert. No, I wouldn't say those things to his face. I'd be too afraid of rejection or embarrassment. Nor would I write those things in a letter. What good would it be to write him and not sign my name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 7, 2002 so you can stalk him and not get caught? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 8, 2002 Dear, you should only be afraid if you become the object of my latest obsessions. I'm so glad you can't see me if that's the case. Oh wait, you said you don't like Foley's look, and i've been told i look like Foley, so whoo hooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 8, 2002 Didn't I hear that Albert had a stalker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted May 8, 2002 BB is there a bike club near you? I'm sure you could find your true love there. Support your local big red machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 8, 2002 I don't know if bikers like black chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted May 8, 2002 I was at a convention on Monday and when the host ripped into Jean Marie Le Pen all the bikers cheered so they're not all arseholes. Saying that it could be different where you live, but most of the bikers I've met take people at face value. A shame as a gang of bikers would be a like a five course gourmmet menu plus dessert trolley for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 8, 2002 That's ok. I don't think I'd want a biker. They don't seem to be the cleanest or brightest group of people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 8, 2002 That's ok. I don't think I'd want a biker. They don't seem to be the cleanest or brightest group of people. and albert is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted May 8, 2002 Albert was a schoolteacher so must have a reasonable education and believe me if you have that many piercings then you're going to know all about hygeine. Imagine having your dick go septic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
