Look at this picture of Lindsay Lohan

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You're on crack.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

2 things I know are drugs and tits, incandenza. I'm not on crack, and those are real.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

My accusing you being on crack was due to my not agreeing with anything in your previous post, except for Lindsay Lohan's tits being "fabulous." I don't particularly care if they're real, either; it's not like I'm ever gonna get my hands on 'em.

[Slayer 0]

If Barron can get up close and personal with Lohan, you at least have a semblance of a chance

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Obviously you don't know that much about boobs.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Look, I can tell the difference between real and fake by feel, and usually can tell the difference by sight, but not so with Lohan. So she's either gonna have to go topless or I'm gonna have to personally explore her luscious mammaries myself. Once I do, I'll weigh in on this pressing issue.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fake boobs go OUT more..those were going up. Totally natural on both the Y and Z axis.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

 

Times like these, I really don't care if they're real or fake.

[Mole 0]

Amen to that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'll agree with that statement, but I know I'm right about them being real...

[Guest Nanks]

There's really no question about it, AoO. She does have big tits, but they're not mind-blowing. She is, however, well drilled in the art of displaying said breasts to their maximum effect through the use of low cut tops and push up bras

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

They are surely real. An old friend of mine has tits very similar and I got to check them out. They had very much the same kind of look as Lohan's.

[Scroby 0]

You've got a gun with only one bullet ... which one do you shoot?

Me, I shoot him. She's annoying and all, but at least she's got a level of eye-candy to her. He's a tool that seems to get hot trim repeatedly. Male jealousy makes me shoot him first, even though she'd be a whole lot of fun to eliminate as well.

 

Well thats an easy answer, you shoot one with the bullet and beat the shit out of the other one with the gunhandle.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

No, you clearly shoot yourself after making that post.

[Guest croweater]

If they're fake then that is the best boob job I've ever seen. They look to fatty to be fake. Fake boobs stretch the skin and make it look tight, real boobs look noticebly softer, and hers seem to be squishy. Also the breast tissue is spread evenly. In breast implants there is generally less tissue up the top.

 

Conclusion: She was genetically blessed with a fucking great rack.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I just wanna bury my head in them.

[Guest croweater]

Someone should invent a pillow moulded out of them.

 

They'd make millions

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I just wanna bury my head in them.

....or your weiner.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'll wear them as a hat.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

A weiner hat?

[Mole 0]

Here is a bunch of pictures I found of Lohan and her plastic surgery.

 

About her boob job.

 

 

 

Click here for another picture. I can't right click, nor will the little icon show up so I can save it.

 

I still think her boobs are real though. But Fez only knows the real answer to that.

 

And she also got a nose job. "Lindsay Lohan just turned 18 but is no stranger to plastic surgery. She has had some very nice work done on the bridge of her nose. It's been built up to make her look prettier. Notice how her bridge was less defined in 2002."

 

[Guest syncer55]

Does look like a scar, but yep only Fez knows for sure.

[Mole 0]

But like someone has said before, they don't do boob jobs like that anymore. The scars don't look right though.

 

It wouldn't surprise me if someone Photoshopped that in.

[KanadianKrusty 0]

  I can't stand short guys who get laid.

Oh come ON!

[Guest Vitamin X]

Seeing as how they's on the bottom of the boob, there's always a good chance that that is a mark from wearing a bra that doesn't have full coverage or that is a push up bra, or a minimizing bra.

[treble 0]

I still think her boobs are real though. But Fez only knows the real answer to that.

I think she'd have a pretty good idea, herself.

[Mole 0]

Good point.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I'm not convinced of boob-jobbery, but I'll give my tacit approval to those zoom-ins regardless. Well-played, young man. Well-played.

[Guest Dids]

That isn't a nose job, it's fucking weightloss.

 

The people who run awfulplasticsurgery are fucking clueless.

[Mole 0]

Those are from goodplastic surgery, which is run by the same people.