Dress your kid up as a pimp or a ho for Halloween

[Rob E Dangerously]

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/brandsonsale-s...4-costumes.html

 

Note: Parents buying these outfits may be reported to social services

 

This kid pimps all the bitches in his class:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_1808_76753132

 

Brotha Billy don't take no shit!

http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_1808_71477274

 

Am I gonna have ta choke a bitch?

http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_1808_79452572

 

Hey, some parents sell their kids into prostitution, why not start your daughter in that field? She could get you candy, or money..

 

http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_1805_9457418

 

What the hell happened to this country?

 

(note to self: get pimp outfit, keep the hell out of a place where real pimps would kick my ass for dressing like them)

[Guest Vitamin X]

The ho costume looks more like a 1940's New York Debutante costume than a whore.

 

Though I suppose it could apply. More fishnets and terrible makeup needed, however.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Pimp is the most overused costume ever.

 

Now that I think about it, Halloween isn't too far away. I need to start planning a brilliant idea.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I'm still disappointed that my Biblical costumes idea didn't pan out. I wanted to be Jeebus! What the fuck's the point if you can't offend somebody?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Dress up like KJ.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm still disappointed that my Biblical costumes idea didn't pan out. I wanted to be Jeebus! What the fuck's the point if you can't offend somebody?

Did it once. Results were actually disappointing.

 

Perhaps you should combine Jesus and a Pimp. Thus making Jesus(Hay-soos). Get a big fake gold cross medallion, and speak scripture in sleazy street talk with lots of cussing and misogynistic slander.

[The Mandarin]

Dress your kid up as a pimping bear for Halloween.

[Black Lushus]

Dress your kid up as a pimping bear for Halloween.

perhaps like the Molson Ice Bear? No one gets the hos like he does...

[Skywarp!]

Maybe go for a concept costume, like dress up as Freddy dressing up as Jason or dress up as Pinhead as a Hot Topic employee.

[2GOLD]

How are any of these outifts different than what kids are wearing to school everyday anyway?

 

I so wanted to be Judas hybrid, complete with a "Yes, I betrayed Jesus....your point?" t-shirt.

Course, I also wanted to make "The Jewish people killed Jesus...so?" and "Jesus died for our sins...yeah we know, GET OVER IT" t-shirts.

Oddly enough, everyone says I'd probably catch heat for them.

 

When I was kid all we had were those cheap Casper costumes maybe out of what smelled like pool liner.

[Guest El Satanico]

How are any of these outifts different than what kids are wearing to school everyday anyway

Well, I've never seen boys wearing pimp suits and girls dressing as a 1940s gangster's mistress at school...so where the hell do you live.

 

 

 

Someone could dress up as Rick James' ghost. Dump a bag of flour over your head and everytime you do something that sends off a cloud of flour you can say "cocaine is a hell of a drug"

[Corey_Lazarus]

Freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior year, I was wore corpsepaint for Halloween. Was quite fun.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm thinking of getting a full body chicken suit, or something of that nature this year.

[Corey_Lazarus]

Dress up like a plastic surgery victim. Wrap your face in blood-soaked gauze, give yourself terrible looking boobs, and always have a smile on your face.