Epic Reine 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Retart. Since you're trying to be funny. And since I'm an ass. I'll still point out that its retard with a D, but, since you were trying to sound funny and spelling it in some cool lingo, I'd normally ignore it, but since I don't think saying retart over retard is funny, or cool, I'll just be an ass by pointhing this out. Can I say the PWND or is that someone else's job? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Ass Cream thats all im gonna say...and how this mystical substance tracks back to Jerichi & Christian. (The C & C). Austin unable to wrestle and yet thinks he is HHH by being on every other segment for no apparent reason Ass Cream was pretty funny, if only for Bubba Ray's selling of it. I probably would have found the segment remotely funny if they tried to be a little subtle with it. I don't like beat you over the head humor, expecially when the "humor" is grammar school level. "Hahahahahahaha! Look the bottle says "Ass Cream!" get it? Ass cream! LAUGH! It's cream...that you put on your ass! And Christian and Jericho have it! Because they're bad! And bad people use ass cream! laugh damnit!... please laugh... please..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Ass Cream thats all im gonna say...and how this mystical substance tracks back to Jerichi & Christian. (The C & C). Austin unable to wrestle and yet thinks he is HHH by being on every other segment for no apparent reason Ass Cream was pretty funny, if only for Bubba Ray's selling of it. I probably would have found the segment remotely funny if they tried to be a little subtle with it. I don't like beat you over the head humor, expecially when the "humor" is grammar school level. "Hahahahahahaha! Look the bottle says "Ass Cream!" get it? Ass cream! LAUGH! It's cream...that you put on your ass! And Christian and Jericho have it! Because they're bad! And bad people use ass cream! laugh damnit!... please laugh... please..." Thank you for that shining example of subtle humor to make your point. Pot meet kettle... you both suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 IIRC, they didn't even actually come up with "Ass Cream" themselves, but they stole it from some movie. Z being friendly as always, I see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Ass Cream thats all im gonna say...and how this mystical substance tracks back to Jerichi & Christian. (The C & C). Austin unable to wrestle and yet thinks he is HHH by being on every other segment for no apparent reason Ass Cream was pretty funny, if only for Bubba Ray's selling of it. I probably would have found the segment remotely funny if they tried to be a little subtle with it. I don't like beat you over the head humor, expecially when the "humor" is grammar school level. "Hahahahahahaha! Look the bottle says "Ass Cream!" get it? Ass cream! LAUGH! It's cream...that you put on your ass! And Christian and Jericho have it! Because they're bad! And bad people use ass cream! laugh damnit!... please laugh... please..." Thank you for that shining example of subtle humor to make your point. Pot meet kettle... you both suck. I wasn't trying to be funny. For years now the WWE has felt the need to figuratively grab the viewers head, point their face toward the joke and scream "IT'S FUNNY, LAUGH!" That's what they lose in someone like Foley who could work both ways. He did the "whack you over the head" well and subtle humor very well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Out of curiosity, would the Kane/Lita wedding qualify as subtle humor or "whack over your head" humor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Promoter 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 How come people forgot HHH in the role of superman returning on raw after defying DEATH within 7 DAYS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Out of curiosity, would the Kane/Lita wedding qualify as subtle humor or "whack over your head" humor? Very little in that whole thing was supposed to be funny. The stuff that was, like the video, I think actually was handled well. To get the true value, you had to actually listen to the lyrics of the song and see what they matched up with in the video. Nothing was that stupid "hit someone with a pie" humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dazed Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Let's stop all the gay in this thread, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Let's stop all the gay in this thread, thanks. You've GOTTA make another chart. Was that Joke Subtle or Not? "Did the gag appear far off in the background of the scene?" (yes) | V "Did it involve Rosey being attacked by a cat?" (no) | V (picture of Triple H driving the forklift back in 2002) SOMEWHAT, YES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 (picture of Triple H driving the forklift back in 2002) This gets cited with the HHHonk and the HHHello as Funniest HHH Moments and I don't know why having never seen it. Screen-capture? Explanation? Something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 the HHHello I must know what this is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 "Hello? Hello? Is this on? Hello? Hello? Check....check....hmm I didn't know Goldberg made mics, these don't work either" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 That was cool. The forklift is still number one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I must see this forklift! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I haven't seen a picture online since. Stuff that funny cannot be captured, I guess. Like vampires. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Can you just give me the gist of what happened? I gots to know now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Booker and Big Show are having a falls count anywhere brawl backstage, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you see Flair backing up in the background, clearly guiding something. Then a forklift appears, with HHH driving, in his wrestling gear, mind you through the shot. The whole time both guys keep fighting as if nothing's going on, and I don't think it was even acknowedged on TV. We later found out that the forklift blocked the babyface lockerroom for a lumberjack match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I remember Rock Bottom 98, when Debra started stripping and Jeff Jarrett was backstage. You could clearly see The Rock and I think it was the Bossman in the background away from the interview stage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted August 25, 2004 The forklift incident is a Family Guy moment come to life. It's so fucking bizarre and out of nowhere and then gone just as fast. Glorious. This wasn't intentional, but Viscera slipping on a puddle of beer is always classic. If someone has a gif of that, post it now. For the love of God, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sturgis Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I remember Rock Bottom 98, when Debra started stripping and Jeff Jarrett was backstage. You could clearly see The Rock and I think it was the Bossman in the background away from the interview stage. Actully it was The Rock and Mankind, who just so happened to be in the co-main event against each other that night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I remember Rock Bottom 98, when Debra started stripping and Jeff Jarrett was backstage. You could clearly see The Rock and I think it was the Bossman in the background away from the interview stage. Actully it was The Rock and Mankind, who just so happened to be in the co-main event against each other that night. Oh yeah That's a classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Lightning Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Booker and Big Show are having a falls count anywhere brawl backstage, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you see Flair backing up in the background, clearly guiding something. Then a forklift appears, with HHH driving, in his wrestling gear, mind you through the shot. The whole time both guys keep fighting as if nothing's going on, and I don't think it was even acknowedged on TV. We later found out that the forklift blocked the babyface lockerroom for a lumberjack match !!!! When did this happen? With any luck, and a date as vague as a month/year combination, I'll be able to find this on one of my old tapes. Not that that helps anyone else, but I'd be thoroughly satisfied. the HHHonk I must know what this is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathBecomesYou Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Booker and Big Show are having a falls count anywhere brawl backstage, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you see Flair backing up in the background, clearly guiding something. Then a forklift appears, with HHH driving, in his wrestling gear, mind you through the shot. The whole time both guys keep fighting as if nothing's going on, and I don't think it was even acknowedged on TV. We later found out that the forklift blocked the babyface lockerroom for a lumberjack match !!!! When did this happen? With any luck, and a date as vague as a month/year combination, I'll be able to find this on one of my old tapes. Not that that helps anyone else, but I'd be thoroughly satisfied. I'm not sure of the exact date, but I know it was around September-October 2002. I think the week after this match Big Show was sent to Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 I think it was the Raw before No Mercy 02. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted August 25, 2004 The forklift happened around the same time that HHH had to reach up and close the car trunk right in front of the cameras. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 25, 2004 10/14/02 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 the HHHonk I must know what this is. The night they showed the Katie Vick video HHH started laughing after it was done and when he did he snorted (it almost sounded like a honk, like one of those muppets from Sesame Street that honked their noses). So people around here started calling it the "HHHonk" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 To see RAW at it's worst, you can look only to the episode containing the HHHonk. EVERYTHING was off that night. Off the top of my head, I can remember: -A HORRIBLY long and unfunny Triple H fucking a corpse segment -The HHHonk -Triple H/Kane fight in the back, Kane throws Trips in the limo of his car, and drives off to end RAW, but the trunk is clealy OPEN. I'm sure there was other stuff too, and I actually have RAW taped, and have laughed at it many, many times. EDIT: I forgot Kane's infamous "This time, I'm going to rape you" line to Triple H after he throws him in the trunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dazed Report post Posted August 25, 2004 the HHHonk, link is valid for a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
