LucharesuFan619 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2004 ANNOUNCEMENT: I am in your pants. LucharesuFan619 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted August 29, 2004 Explains the burning sensation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2004 What pants? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2004 "Now check this out: how do you rationalize the appearance of an album entitled I'm In You? I mean, wha . . . what, what is that? Is that guy kidding? (What, I gotta kiss you again? Okay.) Really, look, all kidding aside, folks. Let's think about the world of rock, just for a moment. Some of you already have those cute little shirts on that say 'disco sucks,' right? That's not all that sucks. 'Course Warner Brothers sucks, but besides Warner Brothers there are other things about this business that really suck. One of 'em is the way in which the subject of LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics of various 'serious rock artists,' the intensive-care contingent of the rock world. These people, these people are FUCKED UP, I mean, they're really FUCKED UP. Because see, love isn't the way they're telling you about it, you know, they're telling you wrong. I'm gonna tell you right, you see. Now all of the ladies in the audience, you get to have fantasy time. This is female fantasy hour. Okay? You're a teen-age girl, right? You have abducted the succulent popstar of your choice, right? You have taken the aforementioned popstar, who is really cute and Aryan and eats a lot of crumpets, back to your teen-age room. That's right, spindle twice. You have taken this turkey back to your room, you have laid on your teen-age bed, you have put your teen-age legs up in the air, you have actually taken your own teen-age pants off. You have the teen-age red bulb on, right next to the bed. The curtains are drawn, it's dark, it's midnight. You put on a Phoebe Snow record, you're really relaxing. Tears come to your eyes, you are sensitive, you are in love. The popstar of your choice takes off his pants and climbs on top of you, and the next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear and it says: 'I'M IN YOU!'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2004 Well if you're in them you better get out. I'll be wearing them to church tomorrow morning. OK, I lied. I don't go to church... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 29, 2004 Slayer's been infected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2004 Lately my musical diet has consisted mostly of Zappa and Megadeth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
