Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 The "I skipped Lockdown and this one is late because real life comes first" edition! ============ SWF Smarkdown HOLT report August 30, 2004 St. Louis, Missouri at Savvis Center Report by Brian Forcum of Caseyville, IL, Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: Martin Hunt upset Alan Clark in 3:38 with Sweet Southern Comfort. Andrea Montgomery and Birdman beat Déjà Vu in 6:11 when they hit Kross with some kind of sick-looking Calf Branding/leg-scissor takeover combination. Edward James beat Viktor Tarakanov in 5:08. Tarakanov had hit James with the Bolshevik Revolution and looked like he was going to score the major upset until Syndicate came down to the ring and distracted him long enough for James to recover. Eddy J won with his own Dominator variation. Ryan Dustin beat “The Paladin” Chance Silver with the Real Deal in 6:51. Landon Maddix and Dace Night fought to a twenty-minute time-limit draw. Smarkdown: - GOR0! GOR0! GOR0! - Ebony being announced as Xavier’s partner was definitely a surprise. I feel sympathy as a man for what happened to those boys… poor Petey had to be medevac’d to St. Louis General Hospital to repair a partially torn scrotum. - Man, I expected to see Flesher upset after losing to Max King, but he seemed surprisingly serene about it; almost as if he was strangely pleased by the fact that King had to cheat to win. - You can’t help but feel bad for Candace; she gets totally getting dogged out by Frisco, and now he’s still trying to make her life miserable. What’d she ever see in that creep, anyway? - After the USJL title match, they showed a new vignette teasing the return of Perfect Bo on the SmarkTron. Immediately afterwards, they played some presidential-sounding music, and Leon Sharpe came down the ramp in a suit and tie, shaking hands with people at ringside, even though they didn’t really look like they wanted to shake his hand. He got in the ring and started to say something about running for President of the United States in 2008. He then began to read off his entire campaign platform, until Zed brought security down to the ring to have Sharpe escorted out of the building. - I had mixed feelings during the six-man tag; mixed because I hate Revolution Zero, but I don’t really trust Van Siclen. There’s something shady about him, and I don’t believe that he’s truly changed his ways. - Funyon announced that John Duran and Ace Lezaire both failed to make the flight to St. Louis. So they had an unscheduled match, which saw “Grand Slam” Mark Stevens beat Renegade with the Walk Off. - Boy, Johnny Dangerous has come a long fucking way! I can still remember when he was a joke in the JL, and here he is defending the SWF World Title against the Hardcore Maniac in a HIAC match! No surprise that Toxxic would come to his aid, though; I mean, who do you think he’d rather face for the belt when he gets his rematch: Johnny D, or Jay Dawg? Biggest Pops 1) Johnny Dangerous 2) Mark Stevens 3) Urban Empire 4) GOR0 5) David Cross Most Heat 1) Toxxic 2) Tom Flesher 3) Jamie Drazon 4) Max King 5) Frisco Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
