Wrestlecrap Entertainment Federation

[madmatt2002 0]

Disclaimer: This Diary is not meant to be taken seriously in any way shape or form. Any mental duress caused by readers is there own damn fault. This is a sequel to all 5,420,327 parts of Pro Wrestling Hogan only without Hogan and friends. No Nathan Jones either. This is the rebirth of some of the worst gimmicks in Wrestling past. Maybe even some of my own crappy creations will pop up. This is ran by Extreme Warfare Revenge.

 

Enjoy the show.

 

Suckdown Recap for 10/1/04:

 

The York Foundation(Mr. Hughes and Richard Morton)(w/Alexandra York) vs the Ding Dongs(#1 and #2)

 

The computer predicts that the York Foundation will win 4:24. It also predicts that 3 people will ask WHERES NATHAN JONES and this diary will only run into the first PPV before I forget about it(hopefully not but this is the York Foundation Computer talking). The Ding Dongs get squashed. Morton isn't even trying, he is just in it for the paycheck. Mr. Hughes makes a big grease spot out of Ding Dong #2 before scoring the pin at....4:24. I kid you not. The Dames gives this a DUD and it is the first of many to come I am sure.

 

Damien Demento is staring at the ceiling backstage. He is just staring up at the ceiling and then he stares at his hands. Demento has a match up next.

 

Aldo Montoya vs Damien Demento

 

Demento suckers Montoya into start. Demento pounds away at Montoya before Montoya is all like: "My Name is Aldo Montoya, you killed my career by putting me back in this stupid gimmick, prepare to die". Montoya hits a monkey flip but Demento crotches Montoya and delivers the kneedrop of death for another pin and another DUD in 2:11.

 

Chip Minton vs Hole In One Darsow

 

The evil sports starts collide. The Evil Bobsledder vs the Evil Golfer. Darsow takes us back to the 80s, the 1880s by headlocking his way through the match. Minton isn't too good either and he botches a dropkick. Darsow finally spares us of the misery of this match and Minton reproducing by hitting him in the junk with the golf club and rolling him up to score the pin in 3:53. DUD-A-Rama.

 

The Big Johnsons....Richard and Rod are in the ring with their brand new manager Ahmed Johnson. Ahmed says something which I think was ahbahu4[3hba646yhaj;5h akj4hly;ks. Yes that is what Ahmed said. Ahmed Johnson=the next great orator. The kinder, gentler Kamala comes out with Reverend Slick. Slick says that Kamala said that he can handle both the Big Johnsons on them own and rub them out of contention but Slick wants to give Kamala a partner.

 

"Blind men make paper airplanes so prostitutes don't get horny"

 

Perry Saturn comes out with Moppy as the crowd cheers. Perry Saturn does the airplane around the entrance ramp as we have a tag team main event.

 

The Big Johnsons(w/Ahmed Johnson) vs Perry Saturn and Kamala(w/Moppy and Reverand Slick)

 

Big Johnsons ram into Kamala to start. Kamala pounds them and tags in Saturn but the Big Johnsons get another spurt of offense to stun Saturn. Saturn fights back and he is handling the Big Johnsons quite well in the middle of the ring. Saturn is now beating on the Big Johnsons. Ahmed Johnson is on the ring apron but Saturn throws Moppy at Ahmed and Ahmed looks confused and Saturn delivered the three handled moss covered Family Gredunza on Dick Johnson. Dick was just rammed into the mat by that move and Saturn scores the pin. The Johnsons have been casterated by the offense of Perry Saturn and Kamala. Match of the night at a whopping, 1/4* Time was 4:01. We are out of time. See you on Crap is War.

 

Overall Rating: 48

 

1.44 Television Rating for Suckdown.

[SamoaRowe 0]

That 1/4* rating on the main event was very impressive (and surprising) .

 

Funny stuff, look forward to more updates.

[Guest Prof_Plague]

And it was the biggest pop of the night, too.