Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Kids Visit Margaritaville Virginia grade schoolers accidentally served alcohol at lunch SEPTEMBER 29--Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and Board of Trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover hooch was placed in a school refrigerator. You can probably guess what's coming next. On September 10, the booze was mistaken for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at lunch to students in the third, fourth, and fifth grades. The below letter from school head Alexander Harvey was sent home with the kids. The margarita mixup came after the school ran out of milk and apparently had no negative affect of the students, who "sipped it and said that it didn't taste good." They're young, they'll learn. An embarrassed and contrite Harvey promised that booze will now be banned on campus and all faculty parties will be held off-site. (1 page) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0929043limeade1.html Write your own jokes, people. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Bully: "Man, I am sho sorry I gave dat wedgie to you yesterday..."*sobs* Nerd: "Iss okay, I shoulda gave you that ansher on the shience test..."*sobs* *cue drunken emotional hug* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 I haven't drank yet in my 18 years.. but it had to happen sometime for those kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Teacher: What are you kids doing over there!? Kids: Drinking till you're hot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Man...that fat bitch over there's beginning to look like Lizzie Maguire! **glug, glug, glug** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
