Guest Blind Ryan Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 Someone FINALLY took me in. I finally have a job (that's one more teacher I've proben wrong.) My first match is on the fourth and I'm f*cking PSYCHED! My match is against some gimp named Carnage. I'll bet money that he wants this as much as I do (though I doubt for the same reasons) and, while that's commendable, it's ultimately moot because it's MY time to shine. With Mommie in my corner, I can't lose. From what I've seen of this gimp though, I'm in for a task. This summa bitch is a fucking bull. 6 foot 5 and 300 ounds. I've got my work cut out for me. What's that Mommie? Good idea. No matter how big they are, a 350 pound fat man flying from 5 feet in the air onto their gut will drop them for good. This gimp ain't got a chance against me. I'll ride the waves with his body and be done with the match in time for some cheeseburgers at Denny's. I wish they could have given me a weapons match so I could have really schooled this nutso but I'll take what I can get at this point. Beware SWF fans cause Monday's opening bout is gonna be CARNAGE! Ha ha ha ha! BANG! Remember kids, In the land of the blind, I am GoD
Guest carnage Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 This is going to be good...in a bloody,violent, psychotic way!
Guest Blind Ryan Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 I'm not getting disqualified. Give me weapons and it'll be as dancing the dance fantastic.
Toxxic Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 Hey look! Newbies that promo and (it sounds like) write! Yes Chance Silver and Heath Black, I'm looking square at your pathetic carcasses.
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