On the fourth, there will be carnage

[Guest Blind Ryan]

Someone FINALLY took me in. I finally have a job (that's one more teacher I've proben wrong.) My first match is on the fourth and I'm f*cking PSYCHED!

 

My match is against some gimp named Carnage. I'll bet money that he wants this as much as I do (though I doubt for the same reasons) and, while that's commendable, it's ultimately moot because it's MY time to shine. With Mommie in my corner, I can't lose.

 

From what I've seen of this gimp though, I'm in for a task. This summa bitch is a fucking bull. 6 foot 5 and 300 ounds. I've got my work cut out for me. What's that Mommie? Good idea. No matter how big they are, a 350 pound fat man flying from 5 feet in the air onto their gut will drop them for good.

 

This gimp ain't got a chance against me. I'll ride the waves with his body and be done with the match in time for some cheeseburgers at Denny's.

 

I wish they could have given me a weapons match so I could have really schooled this nutso but I'll take what I can get at this point.

 

Beware SWF fans cause Monday's opening bout is gonna be CARNAGE! Ha ha ha ha! BANG!

 

Remember kids, In the land of the blind, I am GoD

[Guest carnage]

This is going to be good...in a bloody,violent, psychotic way!

[Guest Blind Ryan]

I'm not getting disqualified. Give me weapons and it'll be as dancing the dance fantastic.

[Toxxic 0]

Hey look! Newbies that promo and (it sounds like) write!

 

Yes Chance Silver and Heath Black, I'm looking square at your pathetic carcasses.